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CG:
I w9uld like t9 inf9rm y9u 9f tw9 things.
Which 96vi9usly means that this is y9ur lucky day and I w9uld thank y9u t9 h9ld 9ff 9n any unnecessary n9ises until I am finished.

TA:
0RLY
0 M4N 0K BR0 4M4Z3 M3

CG:
First, I w9uld like t9 remind y9u 9f the m9ral c9nsiderati9ns regarding pers9nal fucking privacy and vide9tape appr9val.

TA:
m33n4h c0ntr4ct3d it 0ut m4n
jju5t f0ll0wing 0rd3r5 3h3h

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CG:
KANKRI

CG:
What d9 y9u want?
Are y9u pestering me f9r an exciting f9ll9w up sessi9n 9f gr9up c99rdinated vi9lence and attempted humiliati9n 9r is this a free visit?
6ecause it may 6e w9rthwhile t9 remind y9u that I am well aware 9f where the 6l9ck 6utt9n is.

CG:
I'M SORRY.

CG:
I'm
What?

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CG: EWW.

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CA: sol glubbed to me yesterday
CG: ABOUT WHAT
CA: us
CA: evveryfin
CA: I broke the newws
CA: he took it wwell
CG: UGH I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT.
CG: FUCK.
CG: REAL RESPONSIBLE VANTAS.
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CG: HOW ARE YOU
CA: wworse
CA: it wwas hard as fuck gettin out a the coon this evvenin
CG: JEGUS.
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CG: MEENAH.
CG: WHAT CURES GILLROT?
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"20 minutes till the fight, get your tickets and get your grub!" Meenah shouted into a megaphone as the prospitans congregated on the seats she had set up. She was sitting at a stand, the smell of seafood wafting from it, and keeping a close look on the boonbox of money.

"Who the fuck says there's going to be tickets? This is a beatdown not a idiotic fancypants highblood jamboree," Karkat frowned at the whole stand affair, not sure whether to be affronted.

"Hey paycheck!" Latula slid into view, resting her hands on the top of the ticket counter. "Two for money and two for the show~ Make it front row seats and extra crispy on the chum."

"I brought the seats so I get to charge if they wanna park there" She gestured to the top of the bleachers she had set up, where a few pillows are set up "triple for the deluxe"

"Aww mannn! You can't just go double down for the rad chick and the camera man?" She whined before dragging Mituna up beside her, showing off his camera bag.

"Pay up, pyrope" Meenah held out one hand and held fried fish on a stick in the other.

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CT:D--> Ampora
CT:
D--> Are you there

CA:
are you still a floatin sack a butlerin horse paste
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TA:
ERIIDAN.
why the fuck are you 2hiitiing a bunch of hoofbea2t 2hiit out of your gapiing maw??

CA:
evenin sol
wwhatevver are you glubbin about

TA:
unle22 you've come down wiith a termiinal ca2e of bulge-in-mouth-douchefiin the an2wer 2hould be BECAU2E II'M A TROUBLED FUCK2HIIT AND DON'T KNOW WHAT II'M 2AYIING.
eat a human diick.
what'2 thii2 2hiit you're telliing eq?

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CT:
D--> Captor, I am going to pick up my cyborg
D--> By which I mean Nepeta will be going to pick up my cyborg
D--> I have recently aquired the habit of
D--> Tidying up
D--> And I have heard your hive is a mess and I do not wish to waste my time compulsively cleaning while there
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CA:
sol wwhat do the other trolls say about me

CA:
do they call me gorgeous

TA:
oh my fuck what.
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TA:
beep fuckiing beep iit'2 the fun poliice from the devii2iion of gettiing off your 2ad pancaked glute2! ii'm gonna have two wriite you up a tiicket for wreckle22 mopiing and an exce22 of rank hoofbea2t 2hiit.

GC:
>:[

UGH

TA:
your court date ii2 thii2 afternoon iin my piile ehehehehe.
mandatory 2entance.

GC:
GROSS >:[

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CG:: TEREZI
CG:: HEY.
GC:: >:|
GC:: GO 4W4Y
CG:: NOPE, SORRY, NO CAN DO
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CG:: ARE YOU STILL DROWNING YOUR WOES IN MULTICOLORED HUMAN CONFECTIONERIES OR DID YOU REALIZE HOW WRONGHEADED THAT IS??
CG:: TEREZI
CG:: TEREZI PYROPE
GC:: >:[
CG:: GOOD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IGNORING ME
GC:: YOUR D34F3N1NG SHOUT1NG 1S 1MPOSSIBL3 TO 1GNOR3
CG:: I KNOW, IT'S LIKE A GAME POWER BUT EVEN FUCKING BETTER BECAUSE IT'S NOT MADE OF HOOFBEASTSHIT AND SUBSTANDARD CODE
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CA: TELL HIM TO CHANGE MY BACKGROUND KAR
CG: SEE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS JUST TELLING HIM
CG: IT'S LIKE YOU'RE BOTH INCAPABLE OF LEARNING
CG: I SAID LYING ABOUT THE MOVIE WAS DUMB
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TA:
waiit are we 2eriiou2ly watchiing troll tron a2 our date moviie or ii2 ed 2hiitiing out a fre2h new round of word diiahrea?

CG:
YEAH, IT'S A VERITABLE FUCKING GAPERLOAD OF UTTER HOOFBEASTSHIT AND RETARDATION.
TROLL TRON IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

TA:
WOW, ii fuckiing knew iit.
holy 2hiit what a grub2hiitiing nub2uck.

CG:
YEAH, WHAT A COMPLETE FUCKING SHOCKER

TA:
ii can't fuckiing beliieve ii actually beliieved that 2hiit2taiin.

CG:
HE MADE UP SOMETHING STUPID AND COMPLETELY IMPLAUSIBLE TO FUCK WITH YOU.
YEAH I CAN'T EITHER

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TA:
how'2 your termiinally depre22iing junk, 2hiit2taiin?
back two iit2 2ad normal 2elf or do we need two hold an iimperiial funeral?

CA:
actually wwhen you hyper extended it it greww some
pity you wwont see it again
howws your neck
can you breathe through those holes noww
fuck noww youvve got your owwn gills

TA:
EHEHEHEHEHE yeah ii'll beliieve that rank 2hiit when ii 2ee iit.
don't know, don't giive a 2hiit.

CA:
dont get your hopes up

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"Wwhat do you think, Kar?" Eridan asked, admiring himself in one of Karkat's mirrors inside his tower. The good thing about being a Hope Player on Prospit was that you could blend in pretty easily. With large violet wings, however, that wasn't so much the case. "Should I havve my wwings out and ready to go or should I use em wwhen I need em?"

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Without warning a crackle of psionics shot in through the tower window, expertly zipping in through the narrow opening before slamming straight into both Eridan and the mirror. A chorus of nasally baby goat cackling followed - growing louder before fading away at a lower pitch as Sollux rocketed past them back back toward the open sky. "Hey, not like it matters - you look like a shitheel either way!"


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"Fucking what the fuck?!" Karkat yelped at the sudden display of psionics, half jumping before turning and striding back over to the window to glare out at Sollux. "REAL FUCKING NICE, CAPTOR, YOU'RE THE CHAMPION, IT IS YOU."

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CC: yo tuna i got zahhak makoin you some sweet camera gear
CC: you gonna use it to record the vantasvantas fight for me
TA: l0lw4t
TA: wh05 fighting?
CC: yo favorite kind of fight its a twinfight
CC: vantasses as far as the eye can see
TA: 0MG
CC: #assumin your eyes stop after two people
TA: R Y0U 5R5
CC: totally
TA: 0mgwtf
TA: 3h3h3h3h3h3h3h3h3h3h3h3h niiiiiiiiiiiic3
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CG: SO SOLLUX TOLD M3 WH4T H4PP3ND W1TH 4LL OF YOU
GC: F1RST OFF YOU'R3 4LL 1D1OTS >:[
CG: HEY, NO.
CG: THEY'RE IDIOTS.
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 Closing out of the tab, Eridan threw off his communicator glasses and blasted an angel outside his window straight out of the sky. There was no stopping either the tears running down his face nor the deep seeded vengeance growing inside his broken seadweller heart. Yet despite the endless rage and sadness compelling him to destroy everything in sight, the urge to fly himself over to Lopah won over all his other inclinations.

Blasting through Karkat's front door, he tearfully opened fire on several of the ugly, useless landweller shit lying around before whisking himself up the stairs. His wails made it sound like a violent, blubbery ghost had taken a break from chilling with Aradia and made itself home. Home, of course, being Kar's coon which Eridan dove into after blasting several other items for good measure.

Then, when all else was quiet, a series of glubby cries began bubbling up from the sopor.

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Karkat had been preparing a cup of instant radiation unit noodles, comfortably swearing at the unit for burning them and totally unprepared for his front door to slam across the room in a solid ray of white light.  Dropping his bowl and equipping his sickle in the same, instinctual movement, he was half in a crouch when he realized the door -- and the other blasts of light flinging around his block *blowing his shit up* -- were coming from the screeching, wailing thing that vaguely resembled his moirail.  Who promptly flew past him, up the stairs, and slammed the door to his respiteblock.

Karkat froze, for a long minute, only moving when something hot and wet started soaking into his sock and realizing it was the grubdamned fucking noodles.  Cursing, he shoved the sickle back away and took the stairs at a heavy stomp, building up a good headwind of rage and snarling at a stray blastmark on the wall.  Kicking open the door, he looked around his fucked up repsiteblock before narrowing in on the coon and taking a deep, furious breath.

"WHAT IN THE SLURRY SHITTING WASTECHUTE OF THE MOTHERGRUB HAS CRAWLED INTO THE HOLLOWED OUT RIND YOU CALL A FUCKING SKULL AND DECIDED THAT THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH WHATEVER SELF-OBSESSED ADVENTURE INTO EGOTISM WE'RE HAVING TODAY WAS TRASHING MY PIECE OF SHIT HIVE AND COMPETING FOR ALTERNIA'S NEXT TOP HUNTEVISCORATOR?!??!?!!"

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CA: okay noww wwhat

CG:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOW WHAT

CA:
he said somefin and i came close to hopesplodin his computer
and or go ovver to his hivve and chuck him into paradoxspace wwhere gam is probably currently orbitin
oh wwoww maybe they could havve had a round twwo

TA:
ughhh ed what the fuck.
wow are you fuckiing runniing off two kk two tattle on me now??

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TA:
YOU FUCKIING 2HIITNOODLE.

CA:
i take it you got the newws

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