TA: Learn about your new quadrant
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thisgamewasneverbetadCG:
SO HOW'S YOUR CONTINUED FORAY INTO BEING EVEN MORE OF A COMPLETE ASSWAFFLE THAN USUAL WITH MARYAM 2: THE HOTTENING?
CG:
BECAUSE IF IT'S ANYTHING EXCEPT DEAD IN THE WATER, YOU'RE TERRIBLE, AND SHOULD FEEL TERRIBLE.
TA:
wow why don't you piick up the late2t copy of the der2e iinquiirer and fliip two page fiifty two for 3ome juiicy new tiintiilatiing iinfo two get your 2hameglobe gland2 pumpiing.
2poiiler: iit'2 2tiill hot.
and terriiible two ehehehe.
CG:
WOW, GREAT! FANFUCKINGTASTIC. I'LL BE SURE TO PICK UP AN ISSUE FOR ALL THE SCANDALOUS LEAKED PHOTOS, TOO
TA:
actually ii don't thiink 2he'2 really iinto iit, 2he'2 more of a flu2h player ii gue22?
yeah make 2ure they got my good 2iide. ii've only got two of them.
CG:
YOU'VE GOT BAD TEETH AND A SHITTY HAIRCUT, IS WHAT YOU HAVE.
CG:
HOW FUCKING SORRY I AM YOUR IDIOTIC REBOUND PLAN IS FAILING. TRULY. I WEEP FOR YOU. IT'S GROSS AND PINK.
TA:
wow fuckiing na2ty, make 2ure you cen2or that iincon2iiderate leakage before your even na2tiier hatchclone drop2 another triigger warniing 2peach on u2 for color2hamiing ehehe.
TA:
and fuck you, you aren't my diiamond. my mutant freak tongue can fiind iit2 way iinto whatever gapiing maw iit feel2 liike.
ii'm calliing iit off iin a few day2 anyway.
iit'2 kiind of weiird.
CG:
AND THANK FUCK I'M NOT YOUR DIAMOND. IT'S LIKE YOU MANAGED TO SOMEHOW FIGURE OUT THE ONE POSSIBLE SITUATION WHERE THIS COULD BE ACTUALLY WORSE. GODDAMMIT. THE VERY MENTAL IMAGE OF IT MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT EVERYWHERE, TRIGGERING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING LEFT IN EXISTENCE.
OH REALLY?!
IT'S WEIRD
CG:
IT'S 'WEIRD'
WOW MAYBE BECAUSE YOU PUT EXACTLY ZERO FUCKING THOUGHT INTO THIS?!~
MAYBE THAT COULD BE SOME SOURCE OF THE WEIRDNESS. DAMN. LET ME CONSULT MY MAGICAL FUCKING CRYSTAL SHIT OF ANSWERS HERE:
OH YEAH THAT'S PROBABLY FUCKING IT! GOOD JOB! GLAD YOU GOT YOUR ROCKS OFF AND ACTED LIKE A FUCKTARD, ASSHOLE, HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT!!!
TA:
JEGU2 FUCK ii already told you a biilliion tiime2 iit2 ju2t for 2ome grubfuckiing hatemakeout2 and poorly tiimed gropiing2 you nub2lurpiing fuckpod! ii'm not calliing up the local gem2miith here two 2hiit out a paiir of matchiing 2pade riing2, fuck!
2o protiip: who giive2 a fuck where ii 2tiick my variiou2 fuckiing body part2!
what the 2hiit ii2 wrong wiith you.
CG:
IT'S REALLY INTERESTING HOW YOU SAY THAT SHIT LIKE IT SOMEHOW MAKES THE EXPLANATION ANYTHING BUT WAY FUCKING WORSE!! HEY, KARKAT, IT'S TOTALLY NO BIG DEAL THAT I MADE A BUNCH OF STUPID BULLTHIT DETHITIONS AND THEN RUBBED MY ADMITTEDLY IDIOTIC EX PITCHMATE'S FACE IN THEM, I MEAN, I DEFINITELY DIDN'T HAVE ANY REAL EMOTIONAL CONNECTION OR REASONING BEHIND BEING HORNY AND A SAD NERD!!
FUCK YOU
ALSO I GIVE A FUCK OFFICIALLY
HERE'S YOUR FUCKING NOTICE.
TA:
wow fuck you two, what crawled up your chute and diied??
e2peciially 2iince thii2 2hiit ii2 NONE OF YOUR BU2IINE22.
CG:
IT IS 100% MY BUSINESS NOW
TA:
and ii diidn't fuckiing rub ed'2 weepy no2e iin jack 2hiit.
he fuckiing rolled iinto my wiindow riidiing hii2 bulge and 2hiitiing out great 2tatement2 liike how he diidn't REALLY fuckiing break up wiith me liike a ma22iive tool.
ii don't giive a 2hiit that ed'2 your diiamond.
2tiill not your bu2iine22.
2o liick a nook.
CG:
YOU SHOULD FUCKING GIVE A SHIT SINCE HE'S NOT ANYMORE
ASSHOLE
TA:
waiit
what?
CG:
WELCOME TO TEAM I HATE YOU BOTH EQUALLY BUT LIKE FUCK WE NEED ANY MORE CASUALTIES
TA:
waiit.
are you fuckiing 2eriiou2?
CG:
UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE IN THIS CHAT WINDOW, YEAH, I ACTUALLY FUCKING TAKE RELATIONSHIPS SERIOUSLY
I KNOW THAT'S A FOREIGN FUCKING CONCEPT
TA:
ed agreed two thi2??
CG:
HE DIDN'T REALLY HAVE ANY OPTIONS NOT TO
I'D FUCKING *TOLD HIM* THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF HE COULDN'T PUT A LID ON IT
TA:
holy 2hiit.
fuck.
fuck.
CG:
BUT HEY RUNNING AROUND LIKE A FUCKPANNED MORON LIGHTING THE REMAINDERS OF HIS ABILITY TO DEAL WAS REALLY CONSIDERATE, SO THANKS FOR THAT. REALLY.
TA:
okay FUCKIING fuckiing vetoiing thii2 hoofbea2t 2hiit riight now.
offer canceled.
CG:
BZZZZTT WRONG ANSWER
"WOW KARKAT YES THANK YOU FOR TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM AND STEPPING INTO THIS INTOLERABLE MORASS OF SHITTY PEOPLE AND GROSS FEELINGS, THANK FUCK SOMEBODY'S GOING TO SHOW SOME MODICUM OF SELF CONTROL AND MEDIATE"
MAYBE WITH SOME ADDITIONAL GROVELING
TA:
FUCK YOU II'M NOT GOIING TWO BREAK YOUR VOMIIT IINDUCIING BUT WEIIRDLY 2ERENDIIPIIDOU2 DIIAMOND.
TA:
go fiind 2ome other chump two be your hiive wreckerer, FUCK!
FUCK.
DFLkdfsaldfksdga
CG:
SUCK IT UP, CAPTOR.
TA:
2orry.
CG:
WHATEVER.
IT'S BOTH YOUR FAULTS EQUALLY. AND ALSO MY OWN FOR BEING A FUCKING MORON WHO CAN'T STAY OUT OF SHIT, APPARENTLY!
TA:
NO NOT FUCKIING WHATEVER YOU PAIL2TAIINED DRONEBUCKET, WOW THAT II2 PRETTY MUCH THE POLAR OPOSIITE OF WHATEVER.
CONGRATULATIION2 YOU'VE DII2COVERED A NEW LEVEL OF 2ARCA2M.
BE 2URE TWO WRIITE IIT DOWN IIN THE RULEBOOK FOR OUR NEW UNIIVER2E RIIGHT UNDER THE ENTRY FOR BULGELIICK MORON2: FIIGURE ONE, 2OLLUX CAPTOR.
fuck ii am 2o 2orry.
okay.
okay what iif ii break up wiith kn 2.
CG:
WELL FIRST OF ALL YOU SHOULD FUCKING DO THAT ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY AREN'T FUCKING MEANT TO BE AND IT'S FRANKLY EMBARRASSING TO WATCH AND ALSO SHITTY FOR HER
CG:
ALL STUPIDITY ASIDE, JUST, WOW.
TA:
eat a human diick, 2he know2 iit'2 ju2t for fun.
CG:
THAT'S NOT HOW QUADRANTS WORK!!!!!!!!!!!
TA:
2POIILER: II 2UCK A RANK LU2U2'2 CHUTE AT QUADRANT2.
CG:
IT'S NOT A SPOILER IF IT'S IN THE TITLE OF THE GRUBDAMMED MOVIE, MORON.
TA:
WHIICH PRIIZE DOOR WOULD YOU LIIKE, THE ONE WHERE II GET MY QUADRANTMATE2 KILLED OR THE ONE WHERE II JU2T TAKE A 2TEAMIING 2HIIT ON MY FRIIEND'2 ACTUALLY WORKIING MATCHUP?
TA:
BECAUSE WOW WE'VE GOT 2OME GREAT OPTIION2 HERE. FUCK!
okay 2o ii break up wiith kn 2.
CG:
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TA:
you tell ed.
CG:
MY
FUCK
TA:
and then you lay your nubby miit2 all over hii2 face.
wiith tiitaniic playiing in the background whatever.
problem fuckiing 2olved.
CG:
NO, FUCK THAT, HE'S BEING AN IDIOT AND DOESN'T DESERVE IT RIGHT NOW.
THIS ISN'T SOME STUPID ONE OFF PAPJOB PORN REENACTMENT, YOU SCRAWNY IDIOT, THIS IS YOU TWO CAN'T FUCKING ACT LIKE FUNCTIONAL TROLLS EVEN BY THE SAD AND DISGUSTING STANDARD SET BY THE REST OF OUR TEAM.
TA:
IIT'2 NOT MY GRUBFUCKIING FAULT ED II2 BU2Y ACTIING LIIKE A WIIGGLER WHO FELL ON A TENT PEG!
CG:
YEAH, HE'S A FUCKING MORON AND IS AWFUL. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?? THE SUN IS BRIGHT??
BUT THE WHOLE SITUATION AS IT STANDS IS A COMPLETELY RETARDED PILE OF THE SLOWLY ROTTING CORPSES OF WHAT'S LEFT OF MY SANITY
CG:
PEELING AWAY AND FULL OF MAGGOTS AS I SCREECH ENDLESSLY INTO BOTH THE LITERAL VOID AND THE ONE CURRENTLY SUCKING AWAY WHAT LITTLE REMAINS OF MY PATIENCE.
TA:
ii know.
ii'm 2orry.
CG:
HE'S NOT GOING TO FLY OFF A HEATING UTENSIL GRASPSTICK TO KILL YOU, AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KEEP DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK IS NEEDLING HIM INTO WANTING TO. AND IT'LL BE SO FUCKING NICE FOR EVERYONE THE DARK BETENTICALED GODS THEMSELVES WILL HAND ME AN AWARD.
YEAH YOU SAID THAT. IT'S FINE.
TA:
no iit ii2n't.
CG:
NO, IT'S NOT, BUT I'M GOING TO FUCKING SAY IT UNTIL IT IS AND YOU CAN SHOVE A HAND UP YOUR NOOK IF YOU'RE GOING TO ARGUE WITH ME ABOUT IT!!!
CG:
IF I DIDN'T REALLY FEEL COMPELLED BY THE SOGGY OVERSATURATED MALINFORMED EMOTIONAL CENTERS IN MY PAN LEFT BY SWEEPS OF ROMCOM WATCHING TO INTERVENE THAN I FUCKING WOULDN'T. SO. IT'S *FINE.*
TA:
ii'm goiing two fuckiing throw up.
CG:
MAKE SURE TO DO IT IN MARYAM'S MOUTH
TA:
yeah ii'll be 2ure two leave a traiil of bodiily fluiid2 through her tower whiile ii'm at iit, that'll really driive home the ii don't really hate you me22age.
TA:
look ii'm not fuckiing needliing ed okay?? unle22 you count me goiing off and doiing my OWN 2HIIT BECAUSE HEY WOW II'M NOT DATIING ANYONE. ii forgot that exii2tiing wiithiin clo2e range ii2 2candelou2 iin the 2eadweller book of proper bull2hiit and other chutedriibbliing2!
CG:
I *KNOW* YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DATING RIGHT NOW, I FUCKING TOLD HIM AS MUCH.
BUT WHATEVER THE FUCK STUPID SNARK YOU'VE BEEN MUTUALLY EXCHANGING AS POST BREAK UP CHALLENGES HAS TAKEN THE LID OFF THE INSTANT RADIATION UNIT NOODLEPOD AND PISSED IN IT
CG:
AND YEAH, THAT'S MOSTLY BEEN HIS FAULT, AGAIN, BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING TERRIBLE, BUT YOU COULD ALSO HAVE TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF
TA:
II DIID YOU HIIDEOUS 2HIITMONKEY.
what the fuck wa2 ii 2uppo2ed two do when he 2hiit out a 2piit parade of oh hey ii diidn't REALLY break up wiith you that wa2 ju2t me actiing liike a grub bu2y diige2tiing a morniing meal of rock2 and 2hiitfiit2? fuckiing pretend liike ii diidn't have my tongue half down kn 2's breathetube the other day??
CG:
GOD YOU'RE BOTH FUCKING STUPID.
I MEANT BEFORE THAT. UNLESS YOU IMMEDIATELY WENT RUNNING INTO THE BUXOM TATTOOED ARMS OF ALTERNA-KANAYA
IN WHICH CASE YOU'RE GROSSER THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT AND SCIENTERRORISTS WILL HAVE TO DEVELOP A NEW MEASUREMENT FOR IT.
TA:
uhhhhh.
CG:
UHHHHHHHHH YEAH
TA:
yeah maybe.
ii wa2 fuckiing mad okay? wow 2omeone alert tz two call the quadrant cop2 on me.
beep fuckiing beep, an arre2t ha2 been made for termiinal decii2iion2.
no baiil.
CG:
YEAH GOD I SHOULD FUCKING TALK TO TEREZI, SHE'S THE ONLY ASSHOLE LEFT WITH ANY SENSE ABOUT SHIT ANYMORE. IT'S LIKE A COMPLETE SENSE FAMINE AND SHE'S SITTING FAT AND HAPPY ON A DRAGONHORDE OF THE SHIT.
ANYWAY YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S NOT EVEN THIS PARTICULAR EGREGIOUS EXAMPLE OF YOUR BAD DECISIONS AND HIS INABILITY TO ACT LIKE ANYTHING OTHER THAN A STUPID GRUB.
CG:
I'M JUST SICK OF THIS SHIT **ALL TOGETHER** AND IF YOU FUCKERS AREN'T GOING TO DATE PROPERLY THEN IT JUST NEEDS TO STOP AND RULES NEED TO BE DRAWN UP AND IDIOTS DEALT WITH.
ALSO I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT MAD AND WENT OUT FOR A REVENGE HOOK UP. THAT'S GROSS.
TA:
oh my 2hiit2quealiing fuck IIT WA2N'T FOR REVENGE BULL2HIIT.
TA:
you know ii hate revenge cycle2, WOW.
thank2 for the vote of confiidence.
you hiideou2 grub2taiin.
CG:
FIRST OF ALL THAT DOESN'T EVEN MEET THE REQUIREMENTS FOR A REVENGE CYCLE, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH BLEEDING INVOLVED.
AND SECONDLY YEAH DAMN SO FUCKING SORRY, WHEN YOU SAID "I WA2 MAD AND WENT OUT TWO MAKE OUT WITH THE FIR2T THING THAT WOULD TAKE ME WHILE MAD THE 2ENCOND IT HAPPENED" I MADE A LOGICAL FUCKING DEDUCTION!!
WHAT A TRESPASS I'VE MADE
CG:
PLEASE, SOLLUX, FORGIVE ME FOR THE GRAVE SINS COMMITTED HERE IN THIS WINDOW
TA:
yeah permii2iion granted, ii'm giiviing out forgiivene22 liike troll jegu2 here. 2omeone go get me a crown of bulge2 and a wiindow two 2hiit on the ma22e2 from.
and YEAH ii wa2 mad. and felt liike fuckiing 2hiit.
TA:
not everyone here 2queeze2 theiir bulge two rooa2e and jayack 2hiitiing out a perfect flawle22 diiamond or heart whiile a choru2 of angel2 de2cend2 from the 2kie2.
CG:
YEAH WELL IF YOU HAD YOU WOULDN'T BE SUCH A FUCKUP, WOULD YOU, SO MAYBE CONSIDERING PUTTING DOWN THE THREE HOUR EXPLOSION THAT WAS TROLL MIKAEL BAAAYE'S LAST SHITSMEAR ON FILM AND PICK UP SOMETHING WITH VALUE.
YOU KNEW HE STILL HATED YOU AND IT'S BEEN REPORTED TO ME IN THE MOST INTOLERABLE MANNER POSSIBLE THAT THAT WAS A MUTUAL STATUS
TA:
NO FUCKIING 2HIIT. but he want2 2omeone who can actually put up a challenge wiithout embarra22iing everyone iin a twenty two miile radiiu2 2o gue22 what, iit'2 over.
ii ju2t got my glute2 fuckiing dumped iin the mo2t retarded way po22iible, ii'm bliind, ii'm probably doiing a 2hiit job wiith my other quadrant, al2o everythiing ii2 2tiill fuckiing doomed two 2hiit 2o wow, yeah, fuckiing cram a fii2t iinto your thiir2ty nook and FORGIIVE ME for wantiing two punch 2omeone iin the faceplate wiith my face.
you grub2hiitiing nook2lut.
CG:
IF YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO FEEL BAD FOR YOU GO TALK TO TEREZI
TA:
you fuckiing a2ked why ii made a 2hiit decii2iion.
TA:
if we're actually fuckiing quadranted, you get your an2wer2, WOW, amaziing how thii2 work2!
CG:
GREAT. WHAT A FUCKING BREATH OF FRESH AIR. INSTEAD OF SARCASM AND SASS IT'S JUST IDIOCY AND BAD JUSTIFICATIONS. I'M REELING HERE.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGH
OKAY.
OKAY.
I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THIS ISN'T MORE HIS FAULT THAN YOURS BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE A LIE SO HEINOUS IT WOULD OFFEND THE VERY FABRIC OF REALITY.L
TA:
yeah whatever.
CG:
TAKE THAT WHATEVER AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR CHUTE, IT WAS STILL A STUPID DECISION AND YOU'RE STILL FOUL.
TA:
wow iit'2 almo2t liike ii haven't 2aiid thii2 a biilliion tiime2 before!
CG:
IT BEARS REPEATING, FUCKNUGGET
TA:
ii'm haviing whatever you call deja vu x 20000!
deja two.
8|
CG:
OH FUCK NO
NO NO NO
I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING REFUSE TO DEAL WITH *THAT* ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE
THAT'S GETTING STRICKEN FROM THE FUCKING RECORD, I WILL DELETE THIS CHATLOG IMMEDIATELY JUST TO REMOVE IT'S OFFENSIVE NASTINESS FROM THE WORLD
TA:
wow fiine, all remaiiniing pun2 are gettiing crammed back up iinto my waiitiing nook a2 we 2peak.
CG:
THANK FUCK.
CG:
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS GOING TO MOVE FORWARD.
TA:
ii don't grubfuckiing know, aren't you the 2elf proclaiimed expert here?
CG:
OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!! I'LL JUST UNILATERALLY MAKE THAT DECISION THEN. GREAT JOB, KARKAT, NOW WE'LL ACTUALLY GET SOME SHIT DONE!
TA:
yeah iit'2 a great fuckiing plan, iit'2 almo2t liike ii 2ugge2ted iit becau2e of all the awe2ome juiice iit'2 been driizzled wiith!
how about ii ju2t don't fuckiing talk two ed agaiin?
how'2 that for a plan??
CG:
AS COMPLETELY FUCKING TEMPTING THAT IDEA IS FOR MY EVER PRESENT MIGRAINE, WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?
OR AT LEAST LESS OF A MISERABLE GROSS SADSACK.
TA:
ii de2erve two be a mii2erable gro22 2ad2ack 2o who giive2 a 2hiit?
TA:
ii don't know.
CG:
OH SHIT THAT'S WHAT THIS CONVERSATION WAS DEFINITELY MISSING!!!! TOTALLY UNHELPFUL FORAYS INTO HOW MUCH YOU HATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!
OKAY.
WELL.
TA:
ii'm 2o fuckiing pii22ed off at ed for all of thii2 2hiit, ju2t wow. WOW.
even iif ii could bliindtroll daredeviil hii2 glute2 iinto a 2oliid beatdown he wouldn't fuckiing de2erve iit.
CG:
NOBODY ON THIS TEAM DESERVES ANYTHING EXCEPT A SQUARE KICK IN THE GLUTES AND MY ETERNAL DISTAIN
CG:
ISSUES OF DESERVING SHIT ASIDE; BEING PISSED ISN'T NOT GIVING A FUCK.
TA:
platoniically pii22ed.
mo2tly.
ii can't fuckiing beliieve he broke your diiamond for thii2 2hiit.
CG:
***I*** BROKE THE DIAMOND
TA:
becau2e protiip, iit'2 liiteral
yeah but he made you break iit.
2ame 2hiit.
CG:
YEAH, WELL, IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE TO WEEP BEAUTIFULLY OVER THE SPILLED AND SPREADING PUDDLE OF HOOFBEAST MILK NOW, ISN'T IT??
I MADE THE DECISION EITHER WAY.
SO WHATEVER.
I REFUSE TO LET IT MAKE THIS SHIT WORSE. THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH **HILARIOUS IRONY** FOR THE UNIVERSE TO HEAP EVEN ON ME
TA:
yeah.
wow thii2 ii2 2eriiou2ly not a fuckiing quadrant ii thought we'd land our 2ad glute2 iin.
CG:
AS OPPOSED TO EVERY OTHER COMPLETELY LIKELY AND PROBABLE ONE?
TA:
yeah well you've got two admiit that ii wa2 a pale fuckiing dahynn jyuann when we were wiiggler2 ehehehehe.
and by that ii mean grubfuckiing awful.
CG:
SAME THING
NOTHING LIKE THE WORST POSSIBLE MESS ON ALTERNIA TO BRING IN THE PALE PROSPECTS
EXCEPT YOU'RE INTOLERABLE AND IT WOULD NEVER HAVE WORKED, EVEN WITHOUT ARADIA HAVING LEVELS OF PATIENCE PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT IMPOSSIBLE.
TA:
yep 2omeone need2 two de2cend from the heaven2 and 2tiick a medal of bravery on her magnetiic che2t.
CG:
THAT'S NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT, BUT WHATEVER.
MY POINT WAS YOU'RE AWFUL AND ASH ISN'T ANY MORE UNTHINKABLE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.
TA:
whatever.
ed'2 2tiill an a22hole.
CG:
NO SHIT!!!!
WHAT A SHOCKER
PLEASE SCHOOLFEED SOME MORE FACTS INTO THIS WINDOW
WHAT ABOUT 2+2, THAT'S AN EQUALLY OBSCURE ONE
TA:
here'2 one, you need a haiircut ehehehehe.
CG:
YOU NEED A GO FUCK YOURSELF
MY HAIR IS WELL WITHIN TOLERABLE RANGES
TA:
ii'm 2urprii2ed ed ha2n't 2ecretly hacked iit off iin your 2leep.
iit look2 liike you crammed your thumb iinto an electriic 2ocket.
CG:
AT LEAST MINE IS CLEAN
TA:
hey my 2hiit ii2 clean now.
ii've got the offiiciial trollcop 2eal of approval.
CG:
HOLY SHIT, MIRACLES REALLY DO OCCUR
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I EVER SAID ABOUT STUPID CLOWNS AND THEIR RETARDED RELIGIOUS BELIEFS
TEREZI IS A BONNA FIED FUCKING SAINT
TA:
yep let'2 whiip her up a medal two whiile we're at iit.
CG:
I'M GOING TO PRINT HER A FUCKING CERTIFICATE. "FIXED SOMETHING PREVIOUSLY ABANDONED BY ANYONE WITH SENSE OR A SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION"
TA:
make 2ure you get an embo22ed ver2iion two ehehe.
CG:
YEAH, YEAH
SO HOW'S YOUR CONTINUED FORAY INTO BEING EVEN MORE OF A COMPLETE ASSWAFFLE THAN USUAL WITH MARYAM 2: THE HOTTENING?
CG:
BECAUSE IF IT'S ANYTHING EXCEPT DEAD IN THE WATER, YOU'RE TERRIBLE, AND SHOULD FEEL TERRIBLE.
TA:
wow why don't you piick up the late2t copy of the der2e iinquiirer and fliip two page fiifty two for 3ome juiicy new tiintiilatiing iinfo two get your 2hameglobe gland2 pumpiing.
2poiiler: iit'2 2tiill hot.
and terriiible two ehehehe.
CG:
WOW, GREAT! FANFUCKINGTASTIC. I'LL BE SURE TO PICK UP AN ISSUE FOR ALL THE SCANDALOUS LEAKED PHOTOS, TOO
TA:
actually ii don't thiink 2he'2 really iinto iit, 2he'2 more of a flu2h player ii gue22?
yeah make 2ure they got my good 2iide. ii've only got two of them.
CG:
YOU'VE GOT BAD TEETH AND A SHITTY HAIRCUT, IS WHAT YOU HAVE.
CG:
HOW FUCKING SORRY I AM YOUR IDIOTIC REBOUND PLAN IS FAILING. TRULY. I WEEP FOR YOU. IT'S GROSS AND PINK.
TA:
wow fuckiing na2ty, make 2ure you cen2or that iincon2iiderate leakage before your even na2tiier hatchclone drop2 another triigger warniing 2peach on u2 for color2hamiing ehehe.
TA:
and fuck you, you aren't my diiamond. my mutant freak tongue can fiind iit2 way iinto whatever gapiing maw iit feel2 liike.
ii'm calliing iit off iin a few day2 anyway.
iit'2 kiind of weiird.
CG:
AND THANK FUCK I'M NOT YOUR DIAMOND. IT'S LIKE YOU MANAGED TO SOMEHOW FIGURE OUT THE ONE POSSIBLE SITUATION WHERE THIS COULD BE ACTUALLY WORSE. GODDAMMIT. THE VERY MENTAL IMAGE OF IT MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT EVERYWHERE, TRIGGERING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING LEFT IN EXISTENCE.
OH REALLY?!
IT'S WEIRD
CG:
IT'S 'WEIRD'
WOW MAYBE BECAUSE YOU PUT EXACTLY ZERO FUCKING THOUGHT INTO THIS?!~
MAYBE THAT COULD BE SOME SOURCE OF THE WEIRDNESS. DAMN. LET ME CONSULT MY MAGICAL FUCKING CRYSTAL SHIT OF ANSWERS HERE:
OH YEAH THAT'S PROBABLY FUCKING IT! GOOD JOB! GLAD YOU GOT YOUR ROCKS OFF AND ACTED LIKE A FUCKTARD, ASSHOLE, HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT!!!
TA:
JEGU2 FUCK ii already told you a biilliion tiime2 iit2 ju2t for 2ome grubfuckiing hatemakeout2 and poorly tiimed gropiing2 you nub2lurpiing fuckpod! ii'm not calliing up the local gem2miith here two 2hiit out a paiir of matchiing 2pade riing2, fuck!
2o protiip: who giive2 a fuck where ii 2tiick my variiou2 fuckiing body part2!
what the 2hiit ii2 wrong wiith you.
CG:
IT'S REALLY INTERESTING HOW YOU SAY THAT SHIT LIKE IT SOMEHOW MAKES THE EXPLANATION ANYTHING BUT WAY FUCKING WORSE!! HEY, KARKAT, IT'S TOTALLY NO BIG DEAL THAT I MADE A BUNCH OF STUPID BULLTHIT DETHITIONS AND THEN RUBBED MY ADMITTEDLY IDIOTIC EX PITCHMATE'S FACE IN THEM, I MEAN, I DEFINITELY DIDN'T HAVE ANY REAL EMOTIONAL CONNECTION OR REASONING BEHIND BEING HORNY AND A SAD NERD!!
FUCK YOU
ALSO I GIVE A FUCK OFFICIALLY
HERE'S YOUR FUCKING NOTICE.
TA:
wow fuck you two, what crawled up your chute and diied??
e2peciially 2iince thii2 2hiit ii2 NONE OF YOUR BU2IINE22.
CG:
IT IS 100% MY BUSINESS NOW
TA:
and ii diidn't fuckiing rub ed'2 weepy no2e iin jack 2hiit.
he fuckiing rolled iinto my wiindow riidiing hii2 bulge and 2hiitiing out great 2tatement2 liike how he diidn't REALLY fuckiing break up wiith me liike a ma22iive tool.
ii don't giive a 2hiit that ed'2 your diiamond.
2tiill not your bu2iine22.
2o liick a nook.
CG:
YOU SHOULD FUCKING GIVE A SHIT SINCE HE'S NOT ANYMORE
ASSHOLE
TA:
waiit
what?
CG:
WELCOME TO TEAM I HATE YOU BOTH EQUALLY BUT LIKE FUCK WE NEED ANY MORE CASUALTIES
TA:
waiit.
are you fuckiing 2eriiou2?
CG:
UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE IN THIS CHAT WINDOW, YEAH, I ACTUALLY FUCKING TAKE RELATIONSHIPS SERIOUSLY
I KNOW THAT'S A FOREIGN FUCKING CONCEPT
TA:
ed agreed two thi2??
CG:
HE DIDN'T REALLY HAVE ANY OPTIONS NOT TO
I'D FUCKING *TOLD HIM* THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF HE COULDN'T PUT A LID ON IT
TA:
holy 2hiit.
fuck.
fuck.
CG:
BUT HEY RUNNING AROUND LIKE A FUCKPANNED MORON LIGHTING THE REMAINDERS OF HIS ABILITY TO DEAL WAS REALLY CONSIDERATE, SO THANKS FOR THAT. REALLY.
TA:
okay FUCKIING fuckiing vetoiing thii2 hoofbea2t 2hiit riight now.
offer canceled.
CG:
BZZZZTT WRONG ANSWER
"WOW KARKAT YES THANK YOU FOR TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM AND STEPPING INTO THIS INTOLERABLE MORASS OF SHITTY PEOPLE AND GROSS FEELINGS, THANK FUCK SOMEBODY'S GOING TO SHOW SOME MODICUM OF SELF CONTROL AND MEDIATE"
MAYBE WITH SOME ADDITIONAL GROVELING
TA:
FUCK YOU II'M NOT GOIING TWO BREAK YOUR VOMIIT IINDUCIING BUT WEIIRDLY 2ERENDIIPIIDOU2 DIIAMOND.
TA:
go fiind 2ome other chump two be your hiive wreckerer, FUCK!
FUCK.
DFLkdfsaldfksdga
CG:
SUCK IT UP, CAPTOR.
TA:
2orry.
CG:
WHATEVER.
IT'S BOTH YOUR FAULTS EQUALLY. AND ALSO MY OWN FOR BEING A FUCKING MORON WHO CAN'T STAY OUT OF SHIT, APPARENTLY!
TA:
NO NOT FUCKIING WHATEVER YOU PAIL2TAIINED DRONEBUCKET, WOW THAT II2 PRETTY MUCH THE POLAR OPOSIITE OF WHATEVER.
CONGRATULATIION2 YOU'VE DII2COVERED A NEW LEVEL OF 2ARCA2M.
BE 2URE TWO WRIITE IIT DOWN IIN THE RULEBOOK FOR OUR NEW UNIIVER2E RIIGHT UNDER THE ENTRY FOR BULGELIICK MORON2: FIIGURE ONE, 2OLLUX CAPTOR.
fuck ii am 2o 2orry.
okay.
okay what iif ii break up wiith kn 2.
CG:
WELL FIRST OF ALL YOU SHOULD FUCKING DO THAT ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY AREN'T FUCKING MEANT TO BE AND IT'S FRANKLY EMBARRASSING TO WATCH AND ALSO SHITTY FOR HER
CG:
ALL STUPIDITY ASIDE, JUST, WOW.
TA:
eat a human diick, 2he know2 iit'2 ju2t for fun.
CG:
THAT'S NOT HOW QUADRANTS WORK!!!!!!!!!!!
TA:
2POIILER: II 2UCK A RANK LU2U2'2 CHUTE AT QUADRANT2.
CG:
IT'S NOT A SPOILER IF IT'S IN THE TITLE OF THE GRUBDAMMED MOVIE, MORON.
TA:
WHIICH PRIIZE DOOR WOULD YOU LIIKE, THE ONE WHERE II GET MY QUADRANTMATE2 KILLED OR THE ONE WHERE II JU2T TAKE A 2TEAMIING 2HIIT ON MY FRIIEND'2 ACTUALLY WORKIING MATCHUP?
TA:
BECAUSE WOW WE'VE GOT 2OME GREAT OPTIION2 HERE. FUCK!
okay 2o ii break up wiith kn 2.
CG:
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TA:
you tell ed.
CG:
MY
FUCK
TA:
and then you lay your nubby miit2 all over hii2 face.
wiith tiitaniic playiing in the background whatever.
problem fuckiing 2olved.
CG:
NO, FUCK THAT, HE'S BEING AN IDIOT AND DOESN'T DESERVE IT RIGHT NOW.
THIS ISN'T SOME STUPID ONE OFF PAPJOB PORN REENACTMENT, YOU SCRAWNY IDIOT, THIS IS YOU TWO CAN'T FUCKING ACT LIKE FUNCTIONAL TROLLS EVEN BY THE SAD AND DISGUSTING STANDARD SET BY THE REST OF OUR TEAM.
TA:
IIT'2 NOT MY GRUBFUCKIING FAULT ED II2 BU2Y ACTIING LIIKE A WIIGGLER WHO FELL ON A TENT PEG!
CG:
YEAH, HE'S A FUCKING MORON AND IS AWFUL. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?? THE SUN IS BRIGHT??
BUT THE WHOLE SITUATION AS IT STANDS IS A COMPLETELY RETARDED PILE OF THE SLOWLY ROTTING CORPSES OF WHAT'S LEFT OF MY SANITY
CG:
PEELING AWAY AND FULL OF MAGGOTS AS I SCREECH ENDLESSLY INTO BOTH THE LITERAL VOID AND THE ONE CURRENTLY SUCKING AWAY WHAT LITTLE REMAINS OF MY PATIENCE.
TA:
ii know.
ii'm 2orry.
CG:
HE'S NOT GOING TO FLY OFF A HEATING UTENSIL GRASPSTICK TO KILL YOU, AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KEEP DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK IS NEEDLING HIM INTO WANTING TO. AND IT'LL BE SO FUCKING NICE FOR EVERYONE THE DARK BETENTICALED GODS THEMSELVES WILL HAND ME AN AWARD.
YEAH YOU SAID THAT. IT'S FINE.
TA:
no iit ii2n't.
CG:
NO, IT'S NOT, BUT I'M GOING TO FUCKING SAY IT UNTIL IT IS AND YOU CAN SHOVE A HAND UP YOUR NOOK IF YOU'RE GOING TO ARGUE WITH ME ABOUT IT!!!
CG:
IF I DIDN'T REALLY FEEL COMPELLED BY THE SOGGY OVERSATURATED MALINFORMED EMOTIONAL CENTERS IN MY PAN LEFT BY SWEEPS OF ROMCOM WATCHING TO INTERVENE THAN I FUCKING WOULDN'T. SO. IT'S *FINE.*
TA:
ii'm goiing two fuckiing throw up.
CG:
MAKE SURE TO DO IT IN MARYAM'S MOUTH
TA:
yeah ii'll be 2ure two leave a traiil of bodiily fluiid2 through her tower whiile ii'm at iit, that'll really driive home the ii don't really hate you me22age.
TA:
look ii'm not fuckiing needliing ed okay?? unle22 you count me goiing off and doiing my OWN 2HIIT BECAUSE HEY WOW II'M NOT DATIING ANYONE. ii forgot that exii2tiing wiithiin clo2e range ii2 2candelou2 iin the 2eadweller book of proper bull2hiit and other chutedriibbliing2!
CG:
I *KNOW* YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DATING RIGHT NOW, I FUCKING TOLD HIM AS MUCH.
BUT WHATEVER THE FUCK STUPID SNARK YOU'VE BEEN MUTUALLY EXCHANGING AS POST BREAK UP CHALLENGES HAS TAKEN THE LID OFF THE INSTANT RADIATION UNIT NOODLEPOD AND PISSED IN IT
CG:
AND YEAH, THAT'S MOSTLY BEEN HIS FAULT, AGAIN, BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING TERRIBLE, BUT YOU COULD ALSO HAVE TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF
TA:
II DIID YOU HIIDEOUS 2HIITMONKEY.
what the fuck wa2 ii 2uppo2ed two do when he 2hiit out a 2piit parade of oh hey ii diidn't REALLY break up wiith you that wa2 ju2t me actiing liike a grub bu2y diige2tiing a morniing meal of rock2 and 2hiitfiit2? fuckiing pretend liike ii diidn't have my tongue half down kn 2's breathetube the other day??
CG:
GOD YOU'RE BOTH FUCKING STUPID.
I MEANT BEFORE THAT. UNLESS YOU IMMEDIATELY WENT RUNNING INTO THE BUXOM TATTOOED ARMS OF ALTERNA-KANAYA
IN WHICH CASE YOU'RE GROSSER THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT AND SCIENTERRORISTS WILL HAVE TO DEVELOP A NEW MEASUREMENT FOR IT.
TA:
uhhhhh.
CG:
UHHHHHHHHH YEAH
TA:
yeah maybe.
ii wa2 fuckiing mad okay? wow 2omeone alert tz two call the quadrant cop2 on me.
beep fuckiing beep, an arre2t ha2 been made for termiinal decii2iion2.
no baiil.
CG:
YEAH GOD I SHOULD FUCKING TALK TO TEREZI, SHE'S THE ONLY ASSHOLE LEFT WITH ANY SENSE ABOUT SHIT ANYMORE. IT'S LIKE A COMPLETE SENSE FAMINE AND SHE'S SITTING FAT AND HAPPY ON A DRAGONHORDE OF THE SHIT.
ANYWAY YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S NOT EVEN THIS PARTICULAR EGREGIOUS EXAMPLE OF YOUR BAD DECISIONS AND HIS INABILITY TO ACT LIKE ANYTHING OTHER THAN A STUPID GRUB.
CG:
I'M JUST SICK OF THIS SHIT **ALL TOGETHER** AND IF YOU FUCKERS AREN'T GOING TO DATE PROPERLY THEN IT JUST NEEDS TO STOP AND RULES NEED TO BE DRAWN UP AND IDIOTS DEALT WITH.
ALSO I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT MAD AND WENT OUT FOR A REVENGE HOOK UP. THAT'S GROSS.
TA:
oh my 2hiit2quealiing fuck IIT WA2N'T FOR REVENGE BULL2HIIT.
TA:
you know ii hate revenge cycle2, WOW.
thank2 for the vote of confiidence.
you hiideou2 grub2taiin.
CG:
FIRST OF ALL THAT DOESN'T EVEN MEET THE REQUIREMENTS FOR A REVENGE CYCLE, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH BLEEDING INVOLVED.
AND SECONDLY YEAH DAMN SO FUCKING SORRY, WHEN YOU SAID "I WA2 MAD AND WENT OUT TWO MAKE OUT WITH THE FIR2T THING THAT WOULD TAKE ME WHILE MAD THE 2ENCOND IT HAPPENED" I MADE A LOGICAL FUCKING DEDUCTION!!
WHAT A TRESPASS I'VE MADE
CG:
PLEASE, SOLLUX, FORGIVE ME FOR THE GRAVE SINS COMMITTED HERE IN THIS WINDOW
TA:
yeah permii2iion granted, ii'm giiviing out forgiivene22 liike troll jegu2 here. 2omeone go get me a crown of bulge2 and a wiindow two 2hiit on the ma22e2 from.
and YEAH ii wa2 mad. and felt liike fuckiing 2hiit.
TA:
not everyone here 2queeze2 theiir bulge two rooa2e and jayack 2hiitiing out a perfect flawle22 diiamond or heart whiile a choru2 of angel2 de2cend2 from the 2kie2.
CG:
YEAH WELL IF YOU HAD YOU WOULDN'T BE SUCH A FUCKUP, WOULD YOU, SO MAYBE CONSIDERING PUTTING DOWN THE THREE HOUR EXPLOSION THAT WAS TROLL MIKAEL BAAAYE'S LAST SHITSMEAR ON FILM AND PICK UP SOMETHING WITH VALUE.
YOU KNEW HE STILL HATED YOU AND IT'S BEEN REPORTED TO ME IN THE MOST INTOLERABLE MANNER POSSIBLE THAT THAT WAS A MUTUAL STATUS
TA:
NO FUCKIING 2HIIT. but he want2 2omeone who can actually put up a challenge wiithout embarra22iing everyone iin a twenty two miile radiiu2 2o gue22 what, iit'2 over.
ii ju2t got my glute2 fuckiing dumped iin the mo2t retarded way po22iible, ii'm bliind, ii'm probably doiing a 2hiit job wiith my other quadrant, al2o everythiing ii2 2tiill fuckiing doomed two 2hiit 2o wow, yeah, fuckiing cram a fii2t iinto your thiir2ty nook and FORGIIVE ME for wantiing two punch 2omeone iin the faceplate wiith my face.
you grub2hiitiing nook2lut.
CG:
IF YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO FEEL BAD FOR YOU GO TALK TO TEREZI
TA:
you fuckiing a2ked why ii made a 2hiit decii2iion.
TA:
if we're actually fuckiing quadranted, you get your an2wer2, WOW, amaziing how thii2 work2!
CG:
GREAT. WHAT A FUCKING BREATH OF FRESH AIR. INSTEAD OF SARCASM AND SASS IT'S JUST IDIOCY AND BAD JUSTIFICATIONS. I'M REELING HERE.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGH
OKAY.
OKAY.
I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THIS ISN'T MORE HIS FAULT THAN YOURS BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE A LIE SO HEINOUS IT WOULD OFFEND THE VERY FABRIC OF REALITY.L
TA:
yeah whatever.
CG:
TAKE THAT WHATEVER AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR CHUTE, IT WAS STILL A STUPID DECISION AND YOU'RE STILL FOUL.
TA:
wow iit'2 almo2t liike ii haven't 2aiid thii2 a biilliion tiime2 before!
CG:
IT BEARS REPEATING, FUCKNUGGET
TA:
ii'm haviing whatever you call deja vu x 20000!
deja two.
8|
CG:
OH FUCK NO
NO NO NO
I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING REFUSE TO DEAL WITH *THAT* ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE
THAT'S GETTING STRICKEN FROM THE FUCKING RECORD, I WILL DELETE THIS CHATLOG IMMEDIATELY JUST TO REMOVE IT'S OFFENSIVE NASTINESS FROM THE WORLD
TA:
wow fiine, all remaiiniing pun2 are gettiing crammed back up iinto my waiitiing nook a2 we 2peak.
CG:
THANK FUCK.
CG:
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS GOING TO MOVE FORWARD.
TA:
ii don't grubfuckiing know, aren't you the 2elf proclaiimed expert here?
CG:
OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!! I'LL JUST UNILATERALLY MAKE THAT DECISION THEN. GREAT JOB, KARKAT, NOW WE'LL ACTUALLY GET SOME SHIT DONE!
TA:
yeah iit'2 a great fuckiing plan, iit'2 almo2t liike ii 2ugge2ted iit becau2e of all the awe2ome juiice iit'2 been driizzled wiith!
how about ii ju2t don't fuckiing talk two ed agaiin?
how'2 that for a plan??
CG:
AS COMPLETELY FUCKING TEMPTING THAT IDEA IS FOR MY EVER PRESENT MIGRAINE, WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?
OR AT LEAST LESS OF A MISERABLE GROSS SADSACK.
TA:
ii de2erve two be a mii2erable gro22 2ad2ack 2o who giive2 a 2hiit?
TA:
ii don't know.
CG:
OH SHIT THAT'S WHAT THIS CONVERSATION WAS DEFINITELY MISSING!!!! TOTALLY UNHELPFUL FORAYS INTO HOW MUCH YOU HATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!
OKAY.
WELL.
TA:
ii'm 2o fuckiing pii22ed off at ed for all of thii2 2hiit, ju2t wow. WOW.
even iif ii could bliindtroll daredeviil hii2 glute2 iinto a 2oliid beatdown he wouldn't fuckiing de2erve iit.
CG:
NOBODY ON THIS TEAM DESERVES ANYTHING EXCEPT A SQUARE KICK IN THE GLUTES AND MY ETERNAL DISTAIN
CG:
ISSUES OF DESERVING SHIT ASIDE; BEING PISSED ISN'T NOT GIVING A FUCK.
TA:
platoniically pii22ed.
mo2tly.
ii can't fuckiing beliieve he broke your diiamond for thii2 2hiit.
CG:
***I*** BROKE THE DIAMOND
TA:
becau2e protiip, iit'2 liiteral
yeah but he made you break iit.
2ame 2hiit.
CG:
YEAH, WELL, IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE TO WEEP BEAUTIFULLY OVER THE SPILLED AND SPREADING PUDDLE OF HOOFBEAST MILK NOW, ISN'T IT??
I MADE THE DECISION EITHER WAY.
SO WHATEVER.
I REFUSE TO LET IT MAKE THIS SHIT WORSE. THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH **HILARIOUS IRONY** FOR THE UNIVERSE TO HEAP EVEN ON ME
TA:
yeah.
wow thii2 ii2 2eriiou2ly not a fuckiing quadrant ii thought we'd land our 2ad glute2 iin.
CG:
AS OPPOSED TO EVERY OTHER COMPLETELY LIKELY AND PROBABLE ONE?
TA:
yeah well you've got two admiit that ii wa2 a pale fuckiing dahynn jyuann when we were wiiggler2 ehehehehe.
and by that ii mean grubfuckiing awful.
CG:
SAME THING
NOTHING LIKE THE WORST POSSIBLE MESS ON ALTERNIA TO BRING IN THE PALE PROSPECTS
EXCEPT YOU'RE INTOLERABLE AND IT WOULD NEVER HAVE WORKED, EVEN WITHOUT ARADIA HAVING LEVELS OF PATIENCE PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT IMPOSSIBLE.
TA:
yep 2omeone need2 two de2cend from the heaven2 and 2tiick a medal of bravery on her magnetiic che2t.
CG:
THAT'S NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT, BUT WHATEVER.
MY POINT WAS YOU'RE AWFUL AND ASH ISN'T ANY MORE UNTHINKABLE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.
TA:
whatever.
ed'2 2tiill an a22hole.
CG:
NO SHIT!!!!
WHAT A SHOCKER
PLEASE SCHOOLFEED SOME MORE FACTS INTO THIS WINDOW
WHAT ABOUT 2+2, THAT'S AN EQUALLY OBSCURE ONE
TA:
here'2 one, you need a haiircut ehehehehe.
CG:
YOU NEED A GO FUCK YOURSELF
MY HAIR IS WELL WITHIN TOLERABLE RANGES
TA:
ii'm 2urprii2ed ed ha2n't 2ecretly hacked iit off iin your 2leep.
iit look2 liike you crammed your thumb iinto an electriic 2ocket.
CG:
AT LEAST MINE IS CLEAN
TA:
hey my 2hiit ii2 clean now.
ii've got the offiiciial trollcop 2eal of approval.
CG:
HOLY SHIT, MIRACLES REALLY DO OCCUR
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I EVER SAID ABOUT STUPID CLOWNS AND THEIR RETARDED RELIGIOUS BELIEFS
TEREZI IS A BONNA FIED FUCKING SAINT
TA:
yep let'2 whiip her up a medal two whiile we're at iit.
CG:
I'M GOING TO PRINT HER A FUCKING CERTIFICATE. "FIXED SOMETHING PREVIOUSLY ABANDONED BY ANYONE WITH SENSE OR A SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION"
TA:
make 2ure you get an embo22ed ver2iion two ehehe.
CG:
YEAH, YEAH
