TA: Black-Ash Flirt
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thisgamewasneverbetadTA:
how'2 your termiinally depre22iing junk, 2hiit2taiin?
back two iit2 2ad normal 2elf or do we need two hold an iimperiial funeral?
CA:
actually wwhen you hyper extended it it greww some
pity you wwont see it again
howws your neck
can you breathe through those holes noww
fuck noww youvve got your owwn gills
TA:
EHEHEHEHEHE yeah ii'll beliieve that rank 2hiit when ii 2ee iit.
don't know, don't giive a 2hiit.
CA:
dont get your hopes up
TA:
iit'2 my 2hiity vii2iion body 2o why the 2hiit would ii hang out iin iit.
CA:
wwell aint that disappointin
noww youre back in gimp towwn
TA:
yep.
giimp town, populatiion the cool people.
CA:
you really did impress me back on prospit you should reconsider
TA:
me and tz are ju2t chiilliing the fuck out.
wow no.
vii2iion ii2 for chump2.
CA:
fine be that wway
hope you like your ash salad
TA:
ugh.
CA:
prepped by nubby mcshoutface
and servved by yours truly
TA:
look, are you 2eriiou2ly fliirtiing black agaiin?
you're ju2t goiing two pii22 kk off.
TA:
ii fuckiing liike you but not when you're a nook2tuffiing a22clown.
CA:
look i just really liked our fight thats all
but i get it
you prefer bein sightless
and ters helpin
TA:
yeah ii gue22.
CA:
still i cant believe you dragged me by my fuckin bulge
TA:
turn2 out that beiing a p2ychiic dragon giive2 you a leg up wiith qualiity vii2iion 2choolfeediing.
CA:
wwell youre kinda psychic right
TA:
wow biig 2urpriii2e 2iince iit wa2 hangiing out for everyone two 2ee.
liike a biig floppy human diick ehehe.
CA:
YOURE the one wwho fuckin shovved his leg in betwween my legs
TA:
not THAT kiind of p2ychiic jegu2 fuck, you're a2 bad a2 kk.
CA:
speakin a kk did he pass on the invvite
TA:
becau2e you 2HOVED YOUR TONGUE DOWN MY WIINDPIIPE, 2HIITHEEL.
iinviite two what?
CA:
wwere tryin out for another ash date again
one wwhere i wwont shovve my tongue dowwn your throat
TA:
oh 2o you mean liike a normal date and not one run by the three grubfuckiing 2tooge2.
CA:
appropriately so id say that wwas half awwesome and half shitty
TA:
what the fuck do you do on an a2h date be2iide2 try two beat the 2hiit out of each other before gettiing yelled at?
CA:
but no this one i thinks goin to be all awwesome
wwere just goin to chill out and wwatch amovvie
TA:
oh my fuck.
CA:
perhaps eat some a that human ice cream and some strawwberries
TA:
vetoed.
vetoed for fuckiing ever unle22 ii get two piick iit.
CA:
or
human wweed
TA:
my emptygrubfuckiing 2kull ii2 a con2tant 2ource of human weed ehehehe.
CA:
a course sol i mean wwere ash noww wwe do evveryfin by consensus
TA:
2ub2tiitute human weed. genu2 no fuckiing loud glute2taiin2.
CA:
so thats wwhy wwere startin wwith the classic troll tron
TA:
waiit 2eriiou2ly?
CA:
yes wwe took your tastes into consideration
TA:
you're fuckiing lyiing out your giill2 you diip2hiit.
CA:
no ask kar it wwas his idea
i certainly had nothin to do wwith it
TA:
yeah ii'm goiing two.
CA:
good tell him i said hi
i mean i guess i could but i like orderin you around
TA:
becau2e there'2 no grubbiing way you two aren't going to pancake your kankled glute2 iin front of the 2creen for a marathon of the diiary wriitiing 2quare or whatever the 2hiit ii2 new and hot.
you aren't orderiing 2hiit, ii already piinged hiim.
CA:
wwell wwe may wwatch one a them
and thats part a bein in a clovver sol you havve to
compromise
apparemtly
its somefin wwe should learn
TA:
you 2ound liike a demented teddy ruxpiin tape.
CA:
this is NOT my doin
i told kar i wwas goin to take this ash shit seriously
and im reely tryin here
TA:
2iince when have you EVER done jack a22 2hiit that wa2n't about getting whatever you want?
CA:
sea thats the point
i havvent
TA:
WOW NO 2HIIT@
CA:
and if i havve any chance in gettin kar back as my moirail i havve to make this wwork
TA:
IIT'2 LIIKE A GRUBBIING REVELATIION 2TRAIIGHT FROM THE GNARLED MAW OF THE DEMONE22 HER2ELF!
ehehe waiit.
CA:
wwhat
TA:
2o your motiive here ii2 two get your quadrant back.
CA:
only part so
TA:
no hey you can admiit iit.
CA:
i just wwant shit to go back to the wway it wwas
TA:
tiime two wrap a 2hiiny bow on tho2e ulteriior motiive2.
and here ii really thought you'd changed you 2elfii2h nub2liinger.
2o grubbiing 2elfii2h of you, ed.
really terriible.
CA:
wwhat the fuck sol
its not just his and my quadrant im tryin to fix here
TA:
hey you're the one admiitiing all your good iintentiion2 are really 2elfii2h, not me!
CA:
im not thinkin on just my behalf
TA:
2ullyiing the good name of troll tron with your 2elfii2h way2.
CA:
wwhat part a me compromisin for the good of all of us isnt selfish
CA:
dont wwe all wwant to sort our shit and not be in this crappy quadrant anymore
TA:
you aren't compromii2iing for 2hiit, you're doiing iit two get your diiamond back.
CA:
and my spade
TA:
aka more 2hiit that ed want2, bzzt, poiint proven!
CA:
wwell im fuckin sorry
here i thought that i wwasnt the only one
wwhatevver
the less kar has to deal wwith me wwantin to rip your head off the better
in a ashen sense and a friend sense
TA:
yep we're ju2t buriied under a 2elfii2h mountaiin here.
CA:
i dont understand howw tryin to right a wwrong is selfish
you keep callin me that
TA:
ii've got two run two the alchemiizer two get a piick to get through all thii2 bull2hiit avalanch.
TA:
JEGU2 2HIIT OKAY FIINE II'LL 2TOP. wow what the 2hiit happened two the day2 when you'd actually biite 2ome good fuckiing baiit, FUCK.
wow faiil x200.
fuck you.
CA:
so youre tryin to piss me off
i fuckin thought so
TA:
you thought jack a22 2hiit 2iince you diidn't get the poiint iin the fiir2t place!
CA:
no i fuckin got it
but the more you bait me the more im inclined to hate you more
CA:
you knoww youre good at pressin my fuckin buttons but im tryin to be civil here
for all our sake
wwe all should at least be hatefriends again
fuck i dont knoww wwhat the hell wwe are
its wwhy evven after the shit showw on prospit i still told kar wwe needed to be ash and try another date again
i care about him and i care about you
gnashmouth
TA:
ughh.
TA:
thii2 wouldn't be a grubbiing problem iif you 2topped beiing a HIIDEOU2 JEALOU2 2HIITWEA2LE for two 2econd2.
CA:
yeah if i had my wway id tear you a neww one and make a throne out a your fuckin silicombs
that wwould be one comfy fuckin throne actually
TA:
protiip, you have two dehou2e the bee2 two get two iit, nub2uck!
CA:
howw about you do that for me
so i can get my silicomb throne
fuck i can evven wwear my new fuckin get up
you liked the last time i did that
TA:
ii liiked jack 2hiit you grubfuckiing liiar.
accordiing two kk the troll tron thiing ii2 b2 2o GREAT JOB THERE.
WOW that wa2 totally a thiing ii wa2 never goiing two fiind out!
cliickiing the cg wiindow and ma2hiing out 2ome word2 through my maw ii2 a really hard ta2k the2e day2! nobody could ever complete them!!
CA:
tron is happenin hes just tryin to keep it a surprise
TA:
wow.
wow.
diid that work on the la2t four 2weep old you triied iit on?
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CA:
WWWhAT
WWHERE thr
WWHAT
wwhere did you GET that
TA:
enjoy, 2hiitgrub.
CA:
do you WWATCH that sol
TA:
iit'2 called the iinternet wow.
ii al2o pulled 2ome 2hiit from our hatchclone2' driive2.
CA:
FUCK change it back howw do i change it back shit no hes shovvin his BULGE in it
TA:
nope ehehehehe.
CA:
wwho the FUCK is into gil torture on the otherside
TA:
iit'2 your2 now.
CA:
on the
no
SOL CHANGE IT BACL
TA:
ii would but ii can't 2ee where the riight program ii2.
ii'm BLIIND remember?
CA:
it wwas on the NOPE list
the NOPE list sol
BULLSHIT YOU CANT SHIT
TA:
ii can 2hiit ju2t fiine ehehehe.
CA:
its like you WWANT me to shavve dowwn your freak bulge to just one
TA:
yeah riight, liike you'd ever do that you ob2e22ed bulgefreak.
CA:
okay fine no but you still havve perfectly decent horns i can fuck wwith more
TA:
yeah well we both know you'd make iit two 2tep2 before you have two hug your bulge and troll kk for 2ome rea22urance.
TA:
ed?
wow are you 2eriiou2ly comiing over here two wave your overextended bulge around about more grubdamn horn 2urgery that you aren't going two do?
CA:
im goin to fuck you up
i dont knoww wwhen but i wwill
TA:
yep that hiit2 about an eiight on the vague threatometer ehehe.
al2o jegu2 fuck, 2iince you have two cry liike a wiiggler two kk about everythiing.
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CA:
hes our ASH its wwhat hes THERE for
good ill take the beebonnet any fuckin day
im goin to havve you hisscryin through your mangled teeth and cryin for your lusus wwhen im done wwith you
CA:
oh wwait youre gimp sol noww
wwell then cryin regularly
you can experience shame at a normal levvel for once
TA:
nope that honor'2 re2erved for crygrub 2eadweller2 who can't handle a liittle background change.
CA:
little background change my GLUTES
a INTESTINAL WWORM aint evven supposed to slide through your gills
let alone a FREAKISHLY HUGE blueblood bulge
wwhen wwe go black again i swwear i am puttin you in that fuckin helmet again and you wwill make me that throne
fuck wwe dont evven need to be black again
TA:
ii'll make you JACK FUCKIING 2HIIT iif you try two put that on my head.
and then ii'll giive you a repeat performance of pro2piit but thii2 tiime ii won't let go.
CA:
wwho says youll evven get a chance to get that close
fuck i can blast you out a the sky like a wwaywward angel high on its owwn ichor
TA:
PROTIIP, 2HIITHEEL, my range ii2 better.
CA:
it wwas NEVVER better
except maybe wwhen i only had my gun
TA:
WOW REALLY 2MART THERE, fry me two death and then try two rub your bulge off two crammiing me iin a portable joke of a riig OH WAIIT II'LL BE DEAD.
CA:
it doesnt havve to be in that order
TA:
GO LIICK A NOOKWORM.
CA:
oh you mean the one i stole from you
i dont knoww wwhere you got yours but its the best fuckin nookwworm
fuck actually let me get on that
TA:
dfSFkdfsdfsdfsdfasfadf
HAVE FUN GETTING 2LAPPED UNTIIL YOU HAVE PAN DAMAGED BY KK, YOU CHUTEFUCKER.
CA:
you did NOT fuckin tell on me
TA:
hey ii thought that wa2 the cool thiing two do now!!
go cry two kk when 2hiit get2 two hot in the nutriitiional block!
CA:
wwhat did you evven tell on me about noww i just humiliated myself
COD sol
i cant fuckin stand you
TA:
THE FEELIING'2 MUTUTAL, BULGELIICK.
CA:
wwell HAVVE fun searchin for somefin better to cram up your forked nook because you aint gettin this back
TA:
holy 2hiit ii'm 2O DII2TRAUGHT.
2omeone get me 2ome 2melliing 2alt2!
wa2 that 2uppo2ed two be accompaniied by 2ome ge2turiing two your glute2?
CA:
wwell i do knoww howw much you lovve it wwhen i gesture somefin wwith my glutes against your owwn
so no not today fucklord
TA:
go 2uck your hatchclone'2 bulge.
ii grubbiing thought you 2aiid you wrecked the re2t of the riig.
you lyiing 2cum2ucker.
CA:
i just told kar okay
its gone
i said it to upset you
its been gone
TA:
bull2hiit.
CA:
the gill torture thing upset me and i wanted to upset you back and
i TOLD you im not into it anymroe after you threww up on my floor and started cryin
the only thing i havve left are the cuffs since wwe liked those
TA:
wow yeah thank2 for that refre2hiing fuckiing memory of the tiime ii humiiliiated the fuck out of my2elf iin front of everyone.
CA:
in front a me
TA:
and then you told kk.
CA:
but it wwas also my fault
TA:
and yeah mo2tly you.
CA:
i HAD to i wwas upset too
and i got ter because you obvviously needed her
SORRY for thinkin a you
and your needs
TA:
FUCK YOU.
look ii'm FUCKIING 2ORRY for the background thiing okay??
CA:
it wwas on the nope list
TA:
HOLY 2HIIT REALLY?
CA:
i thought it wwas only fair i pull somefin from the nopelist too but i dont actually havve that helmet
TA:
IIT'2 ALMOST LIIKE II DIIDN'T PUT IT THERE TWO PII22 YOU OFF!
CA:
wwell then i said wwhat i did to piss you off and then you ran to kk
kar
wwhatevver
you know you fried it right
you wwere or are powwerful enough to free yourself if you evver find yourself in one a those again
TA:
you had two unlock iit, dumbfuck.
ii'm not 2o fuckiing retarded that ii don't remember that.
CA:
yeah because it wwas strapped on but the mechanism broke
TA:
oh.
CA:
the internal shit
i mean im shore there wwere stronger models but thats just a testament to howw fuckin globes strong you can get
TA:
waterever, nobody need2 a grubbiing p2ionic without working ocular p2i.
bzzt, dump that na2ty tra2h iinto the defect piile.
CA:
sol youvve levveled
CA:
evven during this gimp stint a yours your prospit bodys reflectin your progress
just stick to wwhatevver ters been puttin you through
TA:
you mean the progre22 where ii mop the floor wiith your na2ty glute2?
becau2e protiip, you would've been iin trouble iif kk hadn't made me drop you.
CA:
i realize that but thats only after i flipped black and you distracted me long enough
you wwont be so lucky next time
i wwasnt usin my hope shit then
that wwas just my brute strength
TA:
your glute 2trength ehehehehehehe.
CA:
wwell you got some a that too before kar busted in
TA:
p2 FUCK YOU ii'm piickiing thii2 fuckiing moviie out iif we're doiing thii2 date.
CA:
twwo bad so sad
youll havve to get through kar
TA:
ii'm not watchiing any grubfuckiing iin whiich a tealblood ha2 a termiinal fungu2 and meet2 an oliive who 2hare2 a diifferent fungal dii2ea2e before 2ubjugatiing the audiience two two hour2 of harrowiing 2lop.
CA:
thats wwhy wwere goin to wwatch troll anastasia and youre goin to like it
TA:
the fuck ii2 that?
CA:
its a historical fiction
TA:
my bulge iit ii2.
CA:
its a cautionary tale set in a wworld wwhere the summoners revvolution took place and an orphan fuschiablood, along with the help a some vvagabond purplebloods, reuintes her wwith the throne wwhile ovverthrowwin the current regime
TA:
huh.
you and kk don't have that good of ta2te.
ii don't beliieve you.
but FIINE ii gue22 we'll do the compromii2e bull2hiit.
we're watchiing troll 2tar war2 two.
CA:
i hope you dont actually mean star wwars twwo
CA:
evveryone knowws the prequels wwere shit
TA:
wow go 2mack your bonebulge on a door for that foul 2tatement.
CA:
wwhatevver theyre all shit
but ill wwatch em
to 'compromise'
youll like trol anastasia though its such a good movvie
TA:
you probably thiink troll twiiliight ii2 a good moviie
but whatever fiine.
CA:
it IS a good movvie
if you can ovverlook the rainbowdrinker shit
TA:
ehehehe 2ee.
CA:
sol if you gavve me a good hour i could find wworse stuff on your hard drivve im shore
TA:
bzzt wrong, all of my moviie2 are gloriiou2 ciinematiic achiievement2.
CA:
troll the borne ultimatum wwas not any a that
how'2 your termiinally depre22iing junk, 2hiit2taiin?
back two iit2 2ad normal 2elf or do we need two hold an iimperiial funeral?
CA:
actually wwhen you hyper extended it it greww some
pity you wwont see it again
howws your neck
can you breathe through those holes noww
fuck noww youvve got your owwn gills
TA:
EHEHEHEHEHE yeah ii'll beliieve that rank 2hiit when ii 2ee iit.
don't know, don't giive a 2hiit.
CA:
dont get your hopes up
TA:
iit'2 my 2hiity vii2iion body 2o why the 2hiit would ii hang out iin iit.
CA:
wwell aint that disappointin
noww youre back in gimp towwn
TA:
yep.
giimp town, populatiion the cool people.
CA:
you really did impress me back on prospit you should reconsider
TA:
me and tz are ju2t chiilliing the fuck out.
wow no.
vii2iion ii2 for chump2.
CA:
fine be that wway
hope you like your ash salad
TA:
ugh.
CA:
prepped by nubby mcshoutface
and servved by yours truly
TA:
look, are you 2eriiou2ly fliirtiing black agaiin?
you're ju2t goiing two pii22 kk off.
TA:
ii fuckiing liike you but not when you're a nook2tuffiing a22clown.
CA:
look i just really liked our fight thats all
but i get it
you prefer bein sightless
and ters helpin
TA:
yeah ii gue22.
CA:
still i cant believe you dragged me by my fuckin bulge
TA:
turn2 out that beiing a p2ychiic dragon giive2 you a leg up wiith qualiity vii2iion 2choolfeediing.
CA:
wwell youre kinda psychic right
TA:
wow biig 2urpriii2e 2iince iit wa2 hangiing out for everyone two 2ee.
liike a biig floppy human diick ehehe.
CA:
YOURE the one wwho fuckin shovved his leg in betwween my legs
TA:
not THAT kiind of p2ychiic jegu2 fuck, you're a2 bad a2 kk.
CA:
speakin a kk did he pass on the invvite
TA:
becau2e you 2HOVED YOUR TONGUE DOWN MY WIINDPIIPE, 2HIITHEEL.
iinviite two what?
CA:
wwere tryin out for another ash date again
one wwhere i wwont shovve my tongue dowwn your throat
TA:
oh 2o you mean liike a normal date and not one run by the three grubfuckiing 2tooge2.
CA:
appropriately so id say that wwas half awwesome and half shitty
TA:
what the fuck do you do on an a2h date be2iide2 try two beat the 2hiit out of each other before gettiing yelled at?
CA:
but no this one i thinks goin to be all awwesome
wwere just goin to chill out and wwatch amovvie
TA:
oh my fuck.
CA:
perhaps eat some a that human ice cream and some strawwberries
TA:
vetoed.
vetoed for fuckiing ever unle22 ii get two piick iit.
CA:
or
human wweed
TA:
my emptygrubfuckiing 2kull ii2 a con2tant 2ource of human weed ehehehe.
CA:
a course sol i mean wwere ash noww wwe do evveryfin by consensus
TA:
2ub2tiitute human weed. genu2 no fuckiing loud glute2taiin2.
CA:
so thats wwhy wwere startin wwith the classic troll tron
TA:
waiit 2eriiou2ly?
CA:
yes wwe took your tastes into consideration
TA:
you're fuckiing lyiing out your giill2 you diip2hiit.
CA:
no ask kar it wwas his idea
i certainly had nothin to do wwith it
TA:
yeah ii'm goiing two.
CA:
good tell him i said hi
i mean i guess i could but i like orderin you around
TA:
becau2e there'2 no grubbiing way you two aren't going to pancake your kankled glute2 iin front of the 2creen for a marathon of the diiary wriitiing 2quare or whatever the 2hiit ii2 new and hot.
you aren't orderiing 2hiit, ii already piinged hiim.
CA:
wwell wwe may wwatch one a them
and thats part a bein in a clovver sol you havve to
compromise
apparemtly
its somefin wwe should learn
TA:
you 2ound liike a demented teddy ruxpiin tape.
CA:
this is NOT my doin
i told kar i wwas goin to take this ash shit seriously
and im reely tryin here
TA:
2iince when have you EVER done jack a22 2hiit that wa2n't about getting whatever you want?
CA:
sea thats the point
i havvent
TA:
WOW NO 2HIIT@
CA:
and if i havve any chance in gettin kar back as my moirail i havve to make this wwork
TA:
IIT'2 LIIKE A GRUBBIING REVELATIION 2TRAIIGHT FROM THE GNARLED MAW OF THE DEMONE22 HER2ELF!
ehehe waiit.
CA:
wwhat
TA:
2o your motiive here ii2 two get your quadrant back.
CA:
only part so
TA:
no hey you can admiit iit.
CA:
i just wwant shit to go back to the wway it wwas
TA:
tiime two wrap a 2hiiny bow on tho2e ulteriior motiive2.
and here ii really thought you'd changed you 2elfii2h nub2liinger.
2o grubbiing 2elfii2h of you, ed.
really terriible.
CA:
wwhat the fuck sol
its not just his and my quadrant im tryin to fix here
TA:
hey you're the one admiitiing all your good iintentiion2 are really 2elfii2h, not me!
CA:
im not thinkin on just my behalf
TA:
2ullyiing the good name of troll tron with your 2elfii2h way2.
CA:
wwhat part a me compromisin for the good of all of us isnt selfish
CA:
dont wwe all wwant to sort our shit and not be in this crappy quadrant anymore
TA:
you aren't compromii2iing for 2hiit, you're doiing iit two get your diiamond back.
CA:
and my spade
TA:
aka more 2hiit that ed want2, bzzt, poiint proven!
CA:
wwell im fuckin sorry
here i thought that i wwasnt the only one
wwhatevver
the less kar has to deal wwith me wwantin to rip your head off the better
in a ashen sense and a friend sense
TA:
yep we're ju2t buriied under a 2elfii2h mountaiin here.
CA:
i dont understand howw tryin to right a wwrong is selfish
you keep callin me that
TA:
ii've got two run two the alchemiizer two get a piick to get through all thii2 bull2hiit avalanch.
TA:
JEGU2 2HIIT OKAY FIINE II'LL 2TOP. wow what the 2hiit happened two the day2 when you'd actually biite 2ome good fuckiing baiit, FUCK.
wow faiil x200.
fuck you.
CA:
so youre tryin to piss me off
i fuckin thought so
TA:
you thought jack a22 2hiit 2iince you diidn't get the poiint iin the fiir2t place!
CA:
no i fuckin got it
but the more you bait me the more im inclined to hate you more
CA:
you knoww youre good at pressin my fuckin buttons but im tryin to be civil here
for all our sake
wwe all should at least be hatefriends again
fuck i dont knoww wwhat the hell wwe are
its wwhy evven after the shit showw on prospit i still told kar wwe needed to be ash and try another date again
i care about him and i care about you
gnashmouth
TA:
ughh.
TA:
thii2 wouldn't be a grubbiing problem iif you 2topped beiing a HIIDEOU2 JEALOU2 2HIITWEA2LE for two 2econd2.
CA:
yeah if i had my wway id tear you a neww one and make a throne out a your fuckin silicombs
that wwould be one comfy fuckin throne actually
TA:
protiip, you have two dehou2e the bee2 two get two iit, nub2uck!
CA:
howw about you do that for me
so i can get my silicomb throne
fuck i can evven wwear my new fuckin get up
you liked the last time i did that
TA:
ii liiked jack 2hiit you grubfuckiing liiar.
accordiing two kk the troll tron thiing ii2 b2 2o GREAT JOB THERE.
WOW that wa2 totally a thiing ii wa2 never goiing two fiind out!
cliickiing the cg wiindow and ma2hiing out 2ome word2 through my maw ii2 a really hard ta2k the2e day2! nobody could ever complete them!!
CA:
tron is happenin hes just tryin to keep it a surprise
TA:
wow.
wow.
diid that work on the la2t four 2weep old you triied iit on?
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CA:
WWWhAT
WWHERE thr
WWHAT
wwhere did you GET that
TA:
enjoy, 2hiitgrub.
CA:
do you WWATCH that sol
TA:
iit'2 called the iinternet wow.
ii al2o pulled 2ome 2hiit from our hatchclone2' driive2.
CA:
FUCK change it back howw do i change it back shit no hes shovvin his BULGE in it
TA:
nope ehehehehe.
CA:
wwho the FUCK is into gil torture on the otherside
TA:
iit'2 your2 now.
CA:
on the
no
SOL CHANGE IT BACL
TA:
ii would but ii can't 2ee where the riight program ii2.
ii'm BLIIND remember?
CA:
it wwas on the NOPE list
the NOPE list sol
BULLSHIT YOU CANT SHIT
TA:
ii can 2hiit ju2t fiine ehehehe.
CA:
its like you WWANT me to shavve dowwn your freak bulge to just one
TA:
yeah riight, liike you'd ever do that you ob2e22ed bulgefreak.
CA:
okay fine no but you still havve perfectly decent horns i can fuck wwith more
TA:
yeah well we both know you'd make iit two 2tep2 before you have two hug your bulge and troll kk for 2ome rea22urance.
TA:
ed?
wow are you 2eriiou2ly comiing over here two wave your overextended bulge around about more grubdamn horn 2urgery that you aren't going two do?
CA:
im goin to fuck you up
i dont knoww wwhen but i wwill
TA:
yep that hiit2 about an eiight on the vague threatometer ehehe.
al2o jegu2 fuck, 2iince you have two cry liike a wiiggler two kk about everythiing.
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CA:
hes our ASH its wwhat hes THERE for
good ill take the beebonnet any fuckin day
im goin to havve you hisscryin through your mangled teeth and cryin for your lusus wwhen im done wwith you
CA:
oh wwait youre gimp sol noww
wwell then cryin regularly
you can experience shame at a normal levvel for once
TA:
nope that honor'2 re2erved for crygrub 2eadweller2 who can't handle a liittle background change.
CA:
little background change my GLUTES
a INTESTINAL WWORM aint evven supposed to slide through your gills
let alone a FREAKISHLY HUGE blueblood bulge
wwhen wwe go black again i swwear i am puttin you in that fuckin helmet again and you wwill make me that throne
fuck wwe dont evven need to be black again
TA:
ii'll make you JACK FUCKIING 2HIIT iif you try two put that on my head.
and then ii'll giive you a repeat performance of pro2piit but thii2 tiime ii won't let go.
CA:
wwho says youll evven get a chance to get that close
fuck i can blast you out a the sky like a wwaywward angel high on its owwn ichor
TA:
PROTIIP, 2HIITHEEL, my range ii2 better.
CA:
it wwas NEVVER better
except maybe wwhen i only had my gun
TA:
WOW REALLY 2MART THERE, fry me two death and then try two rub your bulge off two crammiing me iin a portable joke of a riig OH WAIIT II'LL BE DEAD.
CA:
it doesnt havve to be in that order
TA:
GO LIICK A NOOKWORM.
CA:
oh you mean the one i stole from you
i dont knoww wwhere you got yours but its the best fuckin nookwworm
fuck actually let me get on that
TA:
dfSFkdfsdfsdfsdfasfadf
HAVE FUN GETTING 2LAPPED UNTIIL YOU HAVE PAN DAMAGED BY KK, YOU CHUTEFUCKER.
CA:
you did NOT fuckin tell on me
TA:
hey ii thought that wa2 the cool thiing two do now!!
go cry two kk when 2hiit get2 two hot in the nutriitiional block!
CA:
wwhat did you evven tell on me about noww i just humiliated myself
COD sol
i cant fuckin stand you
TA:
THE FEELIING'2 MUTUTAL, BULGELIICK.
CA:
wwell HAVVE fun searchin for somefin better to cram up your forked nook because you aint gettin this back
TA:
holy 2hiit ii'm 2O DII2TRAUGHT.
2omeone get me 2ome 2melliing 2alt2!
wa2 that 2uppo2ed two be accompaniied by 2ome ge2turiing two your glute2?
CA:
wwell i do knoww howw much you lovve it wwhen i gesture somefin wwith my glutes against your owwn
so no not today fucklord
TA:
go 2uck your hatchclone'2 bulge.
ii grubbiing thought you 2aiid you wrecked the re2t of the riig.
you lyiing 2cum2ucker.
CA:
i just told kar okay
its gone
i said it to upset you
its been gone
TA:
bull2hiit.
CA:
the gill torture thing upset me and i wanted to upset you back and
i TOLD you im not into it anymroe after you threww up on my floor and started cryin
the only thing i havve left are the cuffs since wwe liked those
TA:
wow yeah thank2 for that refre2hiing fuckiing memory of the tiime ii humiiliiated the fuck out of my2elf iin front of everyone.
CA:
in front a me
TA:
and then you told kk.
CA:
but it wwas also my fault
TA:
and yeah mo2tly you.
CA:
i HAD to i wwas upset too
and i got ter because you obvviously needed her
SORRY for thinkin a you
and your needs
TA:
FUCK YOU.
look ii'm FUCKIING 2ORRY for the background thiing okay??
CA:
it wwas on the nope list
TA:
HOLY 2HIIT REALLY?
CA:
i thought it wwas only fair i pull somefin from the nopelist too but i dont actually havve that helmet
TA:
IIT'2 ALMOST LIIKE II DIIDN'T PUT IT THERE TWO PII22 YOU OFF!
CA:
wwell then i said wwhat i did to piss you off and then you ran to kk
kar
wwhatevver
you know you fried it right
you wwere or are powwerful enough to free yourself if you evver find yourself in one a those again
TA:
you had two unlock iit, dumbfuck.
ii'm not 2o fuckiing retarded that ii don't remember that.
CA:
yeah because it wwas strapped on but the mechanism broke
TA:
oh.
CA:
the internal shit
i mean im shore there wwere stronger models but thats just a testament to howw fuckin globes strong you can get
TA:
waterever, nobody need2 a grubbiing p2ionic without working ocular p2i.
bzzt, dump that na2ty tra2h iinto the defect piile.
CA:
sol youvve levveled
CA:
evven during this gimp stint a yours your prospit bodys reflectin your progress
just stick to wwhatevver ters been puttin you through
TA:
you mean the progre22 where ii mop the floor wiith your na2ty glute2?
becau2e protiip, you would've been iin trouble iif kk hadn't made me drop you.
CA:
i realize that but thats only after i flipped black and you distracted me long enough
you wwont be so lucky next time
i wwasnt usin my hope shit then
that wwas just my brute strength
TA:
your glute 2trength ehehehehehehe.
CA:
wwell you got some a that too before kar busted in
TA:
p2 FUCK YOU ii'm piickiing thii2 fuckiing moviie out iif we're doiing thii2 date.
CA:
twwo bad so sad
youll havve to get through kar
TA:
ii'm not watchiing any grubfuckiing iin whiich a tealblood ha2 a termiinal fungu2 and meet2 an oliive who 2hare2 a diifferent fungal dii2ea2e before 2ubjugatiing the audiience two two hour2 of harrowiing 2lop.
CA:
thats wwhy wwere goin to wwatch troll anastasia and youre goin to like it
TA:
the fuck ii2 that?
CA:
its a historical fiction
TA:
my bulge iit ii2.
CA:
its a cautionary tale set in a wworld wwhere the summoners revvolution took place and an orphan fuschiablood, along with the help a some vvagabond purplebloods, reuintes her wwith the throne wwhile ovverthrowwin the current regime
TA:
huh.
you and kk don't have that good of ta2te.
ii don't beliieve you.
but FIINE ii gue22 we'll do the compromii2e bull2hiit.
we're watchiing troll 2tar war2 two.
CA:
i hope you dont actually mean star wwars twwo
CA:
evveryone knowws the prequels wwere shit
TA:
wow go 2mack your bonebulge on a door for that foul 2tatement.
CA:
wwhatevver theyre all shit
but ill wwatch em
to 'compromise'
youll like trol anastasia though its such a good movvie
TA:
you probably thiink troll twiiliight ii2 a good moviie
but whatever fiine.
CA:
it IS a good movvie
if you can ovverlook the rainbowdrinker shit
TA:
ehehehe 2ee.
CA:
sol if you gavve me a good hour i could find wworse stuff on your hard drivve im shore
TA:
bzzt wrong, all of my moviie2 are gloriiou2 ciinematiic achiievement2.
CA:
troll the borne ultimatum wwas not any a that
