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thisgamewasneverbetadTA:
beep fuckiing beep iit'2 the fun poliice from the devii2iion of gettiing off your 2ad pancaked glute2! ii'm gonna have two wriite you up a tiicket for wreckle22 mopiing and an exce22 of rank hoofbea2t 2hiit.
GC:
>:[
UGH
TA:
your court date ii2 thii2 afternoon iin my piile ehehehehe.
mandatory 2entance.
GC:
GROSS >:[
GC:
D1D CH3RRYC4K3S PUT YOU UP TO TH1S
1'M F1N3
1 SW34R 1T UND3R O4TH
NO 1 DON'T
BUT 1 4M F1N3
1 DON'T N33D TH1S 1NT3RV3NT1ON NONS3NS3
TA:
WOW that'2 ju2t what ii want two hear from my moiiraiil, thank2 a lot. are you goiing two 2iign me up for an epii2ode of what not two collect now or diid they already move pa2t the 2hiitty 2hiit2taiin 2ea2on?
except you're probably riight.
iit'2 total 2hiit.
al2o nope and fuckiing nope, ii can 2ee you sulkiing up variiou2 terriifyiing weather pattern2 all the way from lobaf.
and ii'm BLIIND.
ehehehehe
GC:
>:(
Y34H
TA:
fuck your faceplate that wa2 a great joke.
GC:
>:( >:( >:(
TA:
2eriiou2ly get out of your hiive.
GC:
WHY
GC:
TH3R3'S D3L1COUS R41NBOWS
TA:
uh hmm let'2 2ee.
iit'2 been a month 2iince you deciided two go on 2abatiical two the land of 2ugar and doiing jack 2hiit.
GC:
SO WH4T
TA:
ii go out2iide more than you now.
how fuckiing 2ad ii2 that?
GC:
.......................
OK W3LL
W3LL
UM
TA:
iit'2 liike we fell iinto the gate that lead2 two opo2iite world where kk ii2 a 2weet babygrub and ed ii2n't a 2hiit2taiin.
GC:
GROSS >:[
TA:
yeah no 2hiit.
2eriiou2ly let'2 go que2t.
or game.
or 2OMETHIING.
or hey here'2 a wiild and crazy iidea.
why don't you 2piill the canned protiien 2ack2 and tell me what the grubbiing fuck ii2 botheriing you 2o much?
iit'2 not liike ii'm your 2hiitgrubbiing moiiraiil or anythiing.
GC:
Y34H
1T'S D1FF3R3NT WH3N YOU'R3 TH3 ON3 4LL S4D 4ND P1T14BL3
1 C4N PULL MY3S3LF UP OUT OF TH1S P1L3 OF SUG4RCRUMBS
GC:
1T'S F1N3 1T'S JUST PO1NTL3SS GU1LT
GC:
OV3R S1TU4T1ONS 1 SHOULD H4V3 H4D UND3R CONTROL
TA:
ugh holy nub2pliitiing fuck.
ii'm wriitiing you another tiicket.
TA:
look okay ii'm not denyiing that you're the mo2t capable moobea2tboy in the grand retard corral we have goiing on here.
you put my pathetiic cowpoke glute2 two 2hame
but we're not goiing two have two revoke your glutele22 chap2 licen2e iif you want two 2piill the nutriient pod2 every once iin a whiile.
go a2k kk two giive you a teary 2peach over how a diiamond ii2 a double two 2iided geometriical fiigure and 2hiit.
bluh bluh bluh bluh get out of your hiive.
tz 2eriiou2ly thii2 ii2 your fiinal warniing.
TA:
waiit fuck.
GC:
WH4T
TA:
okay no THII2 ii2 your fouth and fiinal warniing before ii 2entance you two a mandatory morniing of 2ma2h hatchclone2 and grubriito2.
iit'2 goiing two be brutal.
you want two take the plea bargaiin.
GC:
UGH F1N3
1'LL GO OUTS1D3 4ND S34R MY NON3X1ST4NT 3Y3B4LLS 1N TH3 SUN
GC:
WH4T D1D YOU H4V3 1N M1ND
TA:
uhhh.
GC:
PL34 B4RG41NS 4R3 FOR P4NSYHORN3D CR1M1N4LS
TA:
actually 2ma2h hatchclone2 2ound2 better.
GC:
H3H3H3H3H
Y34H 1T'S PR3TTY GR34T
GC:
C4N YOU PL4Y 1T OK4Y
TA:
no grubbiing clue.
ii've been two bu2y touchiing my2elf duriing the day whiile thiinkiing about the heiinou2 mon2trociity thii2 three-bulge-clover of a2h ha2 become.
okay maybe que2tiing ii2 a better iidea.
ii don't thiink my deliicate ego can take any more rank embarra22ment2 riight now, and you're ju2t goiing two kiick my glute2 ehehehe.
GC:
WH1CH 1S PR3TTY TR4G1C
H3H3H3H3H
QU3ST1NG 1S F1N3
4NYTH1NG TO D1STR4CT YOU FROM YOUR ASH3N TR4G3DY OF 4 L1F3
V1L3
TA:
hey wow viile'2 a pretty iinapropriiate word2miithiing there.
ii'd go wiith heiinou2 bulgeknock.
or nooklordiing.
or fuckiing na2ty.
TA:
we watched troll ana2tabliababa ye2terday. iit wa2 awful.
except for the bad guy, he wa2 pretty cool.
GC:
1 H4V3 NO 1D34 HOW YOU PUT UP W1TH TH4T H3H3H3H3H3H3H
TA:
iit'2 truely a 2elfii2h battle ehehehehe.
TA:
hey okay 2o ii'm packiing grubriito2 and 2ugar piillow2 from the human2.
and ii gue22 2ome weapon2 or 2ome 2hiit, whatever.
where are we 2tartiing out on thii2 one way journey two camp two2tooge2? you been leveliing 2iince we left?
GC:
UH
W3LL
NO
NOT R34LLY >:\
TA:
yeah no biig deal. ii'll carry you a few level2 wiith my 2weet new trademarked move.
GC:
H3H3H3H3H
TA:
ii call iit the wave 2hiit around liike a rank retard attack.
work2 every tiime.
GC:
Y34H TH4T W4S MY F1RST GU3SS
1T'S H1GHLY 3FF3CT1V3 4G41NST 1MPS
TH3 1D1OCY OF TH3 4CT1ON 4G41NST TH3M R3ND3RS TH3M 1NCOMP3T3NT H3H3H3H3H3H
TA:
hey a2 long a2 ii'm getting 2howered iin 2weet iincompetent grii2t that'2 good enough for me.
TA:
okay be there a2 2oon a2 ii can naviigate my 2orry glute2 through the gate2.
TA:
p2 thii2 doe2n't excuse you from 2piiliing the nutriient bean2. ii expect a full diiamond worthy report.
GC:
>:[
TH3R3'S NOTH1NG TO R3PORT
1 4M 4 HUG3 P1L3 OF US3L3SS SUG4RDUST 4ND TH4T'S 4LL
TA:
well yeah no 2hiit.
that'2 why we're goiing two 2ma2h 2ome iimp2.
don't put your2elf down though, you're normally twenty tiime2 le22 2ugardu2t and at lea2t twiice a2 much bada22.
GC:
>:[
1 GU3SS
SM4SH1NG TH1NGS 1S TH3R4PUT1C, 1T'S TRU3
TA:
okay ii'm on my way.
ii'l probably be twelve hour2 or 2omethiing.
2o don't diie of lack of viitamiin ta untiil ii get there ehehehe @_@
GC:
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
TH4T W4S T3RR1BL3
TA:
yeah iit wa2.
okay brb.
GC:
>:]
beep fuckiing beep iit'2 the fun poliice from the devii2iion of gettiing off your 2ad pancaked glute2! ii'm gonna have two wriite you up a tiicket for wreckle22 mopiing and an exce22 of rank hoofbea2t 2hiit.
GC:
>:[
UGH
TA:
your court date ii2 thii2 afternoon iin my piile ehehehehe.
mandatory 2entance.
GC:
GROSS >:[
GC:
D1D CH3RRYC4K3S PUT YOU UP TO TH1S
1'M F1N3
1 SW34R 1T UND3R O4TH
NO 1 DON'T
BUT 1 4M F1N3
1 DON'T N33D TH1S 1NT3RV3NT1ON NONS3NS3
TA:
WOW that'2 ju2t what ii want two hear from my moiiraiil, thank2 a lot. are you goiing two 2iign me up for an epii2ode of what not two collect now or diid they already move pa2t the 2hiitty 2hiit2taiin 2ea2on?
except you're probably riight.
iit'2 total 2hiit.
al2o nope and fuckiing nope, ii can 2ee you sulkiing up variiou2 terriifyiing weather pattern2 all the way from lobaf.
and ii'm BLIIND.
ehehehehe
GC:
>:(
Y34H
TA:
fuck your faceplate that wa2 a great joke.
GC:
>:( >:( >:(
TA:
2eriiou2ly get out of your hiive.
GC:
WHY
GC:
TH3R3'S D3L1COUS R41NBOWS
TA:
uh hmm let'2 2ee.
iit'2 been a month 2iince you deciided two go on 2abatiical two the land of 2ugar and doiing jack 2hiit.
GC:
SO WH4T
TA:
ii go out2iide more than you now.
how fuckiing 2ad ii2 that?
GC:
.......................
OK W3LL
W3LL
UM
TA:
iit'2 liike we fell iinto the gate that lead2 two opo2iite world where kk ii2 a 2weet babygrub and ed ii2n't a 2hiit2taiin.
GC:
GROSS >:[
TA:
yeah no 2hiit.
2eriiou2ly let'2 go que2t.
or game.
or 2OMETHIING.
or hey here'2 a wiild and crazy iidea.
why don't you 2piill the canned protiien 2ack2 and tell me what the grubbiing fuck ii2 botheriing you 2o much?
iit'2 not liike ii'm your 2hiitgrubbiing moiiraiil or anythiing.
GC:
Y34H
1T'S D1FF3R3NT WH3N YOU'R3 TH3 ON3 4LL S4D 4ND P1T14BL3
1 C4N PULL MY3S3LF UP OUT OF TH1S P1L3 OF SUG4RCRUMBS
GC:
1T'S F1N3 1T'S JUST PO1NTL3SS GU1LT
GC:
OV3R S1TU4T1ONS 1 SHOULD H4V3 H4D UND3R CONTROL
TA:
ugh holy nub2pliitiing fuck.
ii'm wriitiing you another tiicket.
TA:
look okay ii'm not denyiing that you're the mo2t capable moobea2tboy in the grand retard corral we have goiing on here.
you put my pathetiic cowpoke glute2 two 2hame
but we're not goiing two have two revoke your glutele22 chap2 licen2e iif you want two 2piill the nutriient pod2 every once iin a whiile.
go a2k kk two giive you a teary 2peach over how a diiamond ii2 a double two 2iided geometriical fiigure and 2hiit.
bluh bluh bluh bluh get out of your hiive.
tz 2eriiou2ly thii2 ii2 your fiinal warniing.
TA:
waiit fuck.
GC:
WH4T
TA:
okay no THII2 ii2 your fouth and fiinal warniing before ii 2entance you two a mandatory morniing of 2ma2h hatchclone2 and grubriito2.
iit'2 goiing two be brutal.
you want two take the plea bargaiin.
GC:
UGH F1N3
1'LL GO OUTS1D3 4ND S34R MY NON3X1ST4NT 3Y3B4LLS 1N TH3 SUN
GC:
WH4T D1D YOU H4V3 1N M1ND
TA:
uhhh.
GC:
PL34 B4RG41NS 4R3 FOR P4NSYHORN3D CR1M1N4LS
TA:
actually 2ma2h hatchclone2 2ound2 better.
GC:
H3H3H3H3H
Y34H 1T'S PR3TTY GR34T
GC:
C4N YOU PL4Y 1T OK4Y
TA:
no grubbiing clue.
ii've been two bu2y touchiing my2elf duriing the day whiile thiinkiing about the heiinou2 mon2trociity thii2 three-bulge-clover of a2h ha2 become.
okay maybe que2tiing ii2 a better iidea.
ii don't thiink my deliicate ego can take any more rank embarra22ment2 riight now, and you're ju2t goiing two kiick my glute2 ehehehe.
GC:
WH1CH 1S PR3TTY TR4G1C
H3H3H3H3H
QU3ST1NG 1S F1N3
4NYTH1NG TO D1STR4CT YOU FROM YOUR ASH3N TR4G3DY OF 4 L1F3
V1L3
TA:
hey wow viile'2 a pretty iinapropriiate word2miithiing there.
ii'd go wiith heiinou2 bulgeknock.
or nooklordiing.
or fuckiing na2ty.
TA:
we watched troll ana2tabliababa ye2terday. iit wa2 awful.
except for the bad guy, he wa2 pretty cool.
GC:
1 H4V3 NO 1D34 HOW YOU PUT UP W1TH TH4T H3H3H3H3H3H3H
TA:
iit'2 truely a 2elfii2h battle ehehehehe.
TA:
hey okay 2o ii'm packiing grubriito2 and 2ugar piillow2 from the human2.
and ii gue22 2ome weapon2 or 2ome 2hiit, whatever.
where are we 2tartiing out on thii2 one way journey two camp two2tooge2? you been leveliing 2iince we left?
GC:
UH
W3LL
NO
NOT R34LLY >:\
TA:
yeah no biig deal. ii'll carry you a few level2 wiith my 2weet new trademarked move.
GC:
H3H3H3H3H
TA:
ii call iit the wave 2hiit around liike a rank retard attack.
work2 every tiime.
GC:
Y34H TH4T W4S MY F1RST GU3SS
1T'S H1GHLY 3FF3CT1V3 4G41NST 1MPS
TH3 1D1OCY OF TH3 4CT1ON 4G41NST TH3M R3ND3RS TH3M 1NCOMP3T3NT H3H3H3H3H3H
TA:
hey a2 long a2 ii'm getting 2howered iin 2weet iincompetent grii2t that'2 good enough for me.
TA:
okay be there a2 2oon a2 ii can naviigate my 2orry glute2 through the gate2.
TA:
p2 thii2 doe2n't excuse you from 2piiliing the nutriient bean2. ii expect a full diiamond worthy report.
GC:
>:[
TH3R3'S NOTH1NG TO R3PORT
1 4M 4 HUG3 P1L3 OF US3L3SS SUG4RDUST 4ND TH4T'S 4LL
TA:
well yeah no 2hiit.
that'2 why we're goiing two 2ma2h 2ome iimp2.
don't put your2elf down though, you're normally twenty tiime2 le22 2ugardu2t and at lea2t twiice a2 much bada22.
GC:
>:[
1 GU3SS
SM4SH1NG TH1NGS 1S TH3R4PUT1C, 1T'S TRU3
TA:
okay ii'm on my way.
ii'l probably be twelve hour2 or 2omethiing.
2o don't diie of lack of viitamiin ta untiil ii get there ehehehe @_@
GC:
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
TH4T W4S T3RR1BL3
TA:
yeah iit wa2.
okay brb.
GC:
>:]
