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thisgamewasneverbetadCA:
sol wwhat do the other trolls say about me
CA:
do they call me gorgeous
TA:
oh my fuck what.
who the 2hitfuck are you talkiing about, captor two?
CA:
no fuck that
its just that I finally let kar knoww wwhat evveryone thinks a his glutes and I wwas curious if anyone's said somefin similar about me
TA:
what you let hiim iin on the top 2ecret rumor that he'2 a loud 2creamy nubnut ehehehehehe yeah he can't po22iibly know about that!
CA:
no literally his glutes
that theyre perfect
TA:
wow.
WOW.
THANK2.
CA:
or as nep says "purrfect"
oh shut it you think it twwo I'm shore
TA:
okay look.
even iif ii wa2 REMOTELY IINTERE2TED IIN KK'2 MOUNTAIINOU2 RANGE2 OF GLUTE2.
ii'm not goiing to grubbiing lay out a beachtowel and park my na2ty a22 down two admiire them from afar.
CA:
ugh I DIDN'T NEED that fuckin vvisual
so you do like his glutes huh
TA:
YOU BOUGHT IIT UP, 2HIIT2LIINGER.
oh my fuck clean out your aural2, no ii don't.
ii'm ju2t poiintiing out that he doe2n't have a 2hortage of them.
CA:
hell fuckin right he doesnt
you think I do twwo right
TA:
iif vii2ual famiine 2weetp2 through the game, we'll be able two fea2t upon that 2urplu2 for generatiion2.
what'2 for diinner toniight, guy2?
iit'2 a piicture of kk'2 glute2 agaiin wiith a 2iide of wow.
CA:
yes its publick fuckin knowwledge he's got the best
but im def-fin-itely second runner
TA:
uuugh.
TA:
ii'm not fuckiing talkiing two you about that, a22hole.
haviing kk 2cream at you twenty tiime2 iin the la2t ii don't know, fuckiing week wa2n't enough?
want two go for twenty two iin2tead? iit'2 a niice number, fuck!
CA:
fine for his sake don't answwer that
but your reluctance speaks vvolumes
TA:
eat a bag of bulges, fuckpod.
my reluctance 2peak2 jack 2hiit.
CA:
wwhatevver I just came clean to kar ivve got nothin to hide
TA:
the fuck ii2 thii2, tru2t fall 2e22iion at long 2ea2on retreat camp?
CA:
no all that shit makes me think of is grabbin ass under the fuckin troll kiddie coonbags
but enough about glutes
uh
howw are you doin
TA:
wow thank fuck iit'2 a fuckiing twelfth periigee miiracle!
uh.
fiine ii gue22.
ii'm up two my neck iin 2hiitty 2hiit quadrant bull2hiit whiich FUCKIIN 2URPRII2E my u2ele22 glute2 are doiing jack all 2hiit two fiix but hey what'2 fuckiing new!! fuck!
why the fuck do you care?
CA:
because im attemptin to fix said quadrant bullshit
or at least part of it
after i finished talkin to kar last night about his perfect glutes wwe got to glubbin about this ash shit and i realized that you and wwere nevver really hatefriends
i mean wwe tried to be civvil for
you knoww wwho
but i figured if wwere goin to get out a this ashen shit wwe might as wwell start tryin
TA:
ii wa2n't talkiing about our a2h, nookliick.
CA:
oh
wwell
TA:
not that that ii2n't pretty fucked two!!
two for two, wow!
CA:
isnt that howw you best function
wwhen youvve got twwo shitty things goin on at the same time
or twwo not shitty things
TA:
yeah ii'll fuck 2hiit up twiice a2 fa2t! foolproof grubbiing plan riight there!
whatever. who giive2 a fuck.
CA:
wwell
me
i givve a fuck
TA:
ugh.
CA:
i guess
TA:
no you don't.
CA:
fine no i dont but im tryin here sol i really am
TA:
ehehehehe ii knew iit.
thii2 ii2 more ed triie2 two pull 2ome grand bull2hiit two get hii2 quadrant quackbea2t2 liined up iin a wavy row ii2n't iit?
2omeone briing the 2melliing 2alt2 for when ii wake up from my 2hocked and a2tounded faiintiing 2pell.
CA:
no as much as it seems that wway i really am tryin to get to a point wwhere i don't wwant to tear your guts out through your throat
CA:
more for kars sake than mine
hes got shit to wworry about besides us
so no i
TA:
jegu2 fuck.
CA:
relate to your quadrant problems
TA:
platoniically or what?
becau2e wow.
CA:
both? thats wwhats been a concern
TA:
yeah.
thii2 2uck2.
CA:
you dont havve to tell me twwice
TA:
ehehehe.
thii2 2uck2.
CA:
oh that wwasnt evven inten- fuck you
let me take a guess
i assume the other quadrant shit you havve goin on is ter
i havvent heard a peep from her
CA:
wwhich is concernin considerin shes supposed to be coachin you out a this and you couldn't evven catch a remote as it wwas throwwn to you
TA:
yeah and you couldn't catch a bulge iin your maw iif you had two flyiing at your faceplate but you don't 2ee me rubbiing it in your face do you? 8|
and yeah wow NO 2HIIT.
oh hey tz you want two take a break from drowniing your2elf iin a trunkbea2t 2iize 2wiimiing hole of human candy 2o that you can teach my 2hiitty glute2 how two 2mell2ee?
because hey that'2 obviiou2ly the mo2t iimportant 2hiit you have goiing on riight now. fuck!
CA:
first off it aint my fault you can't coordinate them properly dowwnright tragedy that is
and wwhy is she so fuckin upset
TA:
2HE WON'T FUCKIING TELL ME.
CA:
damn she sounds more stubborn than you
thats an achievvement
you both are clearly made for one another
that probably explains wwhy kars on edge too
TA:
yeah probably. except he'2 her flu2h not her diiamond 2o iit'2 my grubfuckiing job two fiix thii2 2hiit.
and iit'2 goiing nowhere fa2t, wow, biig 2urpri2e there!
fuck.
ii don't know why ii thought thii2 wa2 a good iidea.
CA:
because it wwas
and this shit happened and it fucked multiple livves up
TA:
wow BZZZT wrong an2wer but we have a lovely con2olatiion priize for you!!
2poiiler: it'2 a double bulge on a platter!
CA:
dont make promises you dont intend to keep
also i thought it WWAS a good idea
TA:
ii 2uck at diiamond2, 2omeone el2e 2hould be pulliing her out of her 2lump.
CA:
glub to kar about it hes a good diamond
TA:
yeah well you THOUGHT WRONG. 2he'2 been mopiing for a month.
fuck you, ii'm not ruiiniing another one of kk'2 quadrant2.
they're fiine flu2hed.
CA:
no i meaqn
ask him for advvice
ivve moped around for longer and he pulled me out of it evventually
TA:
yeah that'll go fiine. hmm let2 2ee, maybe iit'll go liike every one of our grubbiing pe2terlog2 ha2 been:
ta: hey tz get the fuck out of your hiive.
tz: lolno ii'm two bu2y 2kinny diippiing iin ju2tiice and D3L1C!OUS C4NDY
ta: hey tz what'2 wrong.
tz: NOTH1NG, C4NDY CUR3S ALL.
ii gue22 ii could ju2t ma22 dump that 2hiit out of her hiive.
CA:
havve you forcibly entered her hivve yet
you havve the right to do so
TA:
and then accept the fact that 2he'2 goiing two 2eparate my head from my body.
CA:
also skinny dippin you say
TA:
no, that'2 fuckiing creepy.
TA:
we went que2tiing.
and ii 2topped iin2iide. iit'2 really gro22 iin there.
CA:
it aint CREEPY if your intentions are good
shes bein creepy by skinny dippin in fuckin CANDY fo all things
TA:
fuck that, ii'm not edward cullinsiing my way iinto her hiive.
OH MY FUCK IIT WA2 A METAPHOR.
CA:
or WWHATEVVER her hivves a wwreck then thats creepy
TA:
anyway her maw ii2 fuckiing 2ealed. maybe 2he'll 2ay 2ome 2hiit iif ii keep pe2teriing her enough.
or 2iit on her head.
CA:
especially if YOU think so
TA:
yeah iit'2 bad.
CA:
i really think you need to be firmer wwith her but thats just me
TA:
ii gue22.
iit'2 weiird bo22iing tz around.
CA:
its wwhat a moirail does sol
TA:
2he'2 alway2 the 2mart one iin thii2 doofbag duo ehehe.
yeah ii fuckiing know, jegu2 fuck.
CA:
yeah but sometimes it fuckin flips
like wwhen kar falls for a human
or wwhen kar thinks evveryone hates him
TA:
you want two 2iit me down for wiiggler'2 fiir2t quadrant 2choolfeediing two whiile you're at iit?
kk ii2 piitch wiith the uniiver2e, that'2 a bad example.
CA:
hes also pale for the fuckin univverse too
it gets old
TA:
wow jealou2 of the uniiver2e now?
CA:
wwhen havve i NOT been jealous a the univverse
TA:
maybe you 2hould get back two workiing on your giiant doom whateverthe fuck plan2.
CA:
come on man you knoww me
TA:
ii know you're a diickliick ehehe.
ugh maybe ii'll.
dump all her candy.
and then 2iit on the roof untiil 2he calm2 the fuck down.
al2o the uniiver2e ii2 a 2hiit thiing two be jealou2 of. iit'2 a bag of bulge2.
CA:
well thats one bag more than i got
TA:
wweh wweh wweh wweh.
TA:
go on a fancydate wiith the nookworm iif you're that hung up on iit.
CA:
i wwould but yours ran off i dont knoww wwhere it wwent
TA:
holy 2hiit.
CA:
also fuck you i dont go around 'wweh'ing aimlessly
TA:
how do you loo2e a nookworm??
oh my fuck.
what iif iit'2 iin your nutriitiionblock wow. WOW.
ju2t hangiing out wiith the bento.
CA:
oh dont givve me this shit
TA:
ehehehehe no ii bet iit'2 wiith that weiird 2u2hii 2hiit.
CA:
you LIKED that wweird sushi shit by the wway
and fine YES i lost a fuckin nookwworm
probably because i wwas too BUSY managin my farsical excuse of a life right noww
CA:
its around the hivve somewwhere it couldn't a gotten far
TA:
maybe iit watche2 you 2leep at niight.
CA:
i had my suspicions wwhen id fall asleep on the fuckin twwoseater and you wwere still on your fuckin computer
CA:
edwward cullin is right
TA:
ugh okay what el2e ii2 wrong iin your 2ad wwehfe2t of a liife?
CA:
its wweird howw cathartic it is glubbin to you of all people about how much our livves suck right noww
you changed the subject but talkin about me fallin asleep on your gross ass couch reminded me of another thing that sucks
but thats probably wwhy you changed the subject
i should just keep my mouth shut
TA:
wow eat a human diick, ii'm tryiing two be 2ympathetiic here.
CA:
no you dont understand
TA:
check out all thii2 empathy radiiatiing from my 2orry glute2.
CA:
i wwasnt makin a dig at you i just dont knoww howw smart of an idea it is tellin you about howw i miss your stupid messy block sometimes
TA:
yeah well maybe you 2houldn't have fucked 2hiit up you rank retard.
CA:
its also probably not the brightest fuckin idea to tell you howw stupidly nerdy you looked stayin up on that suped up computer of yours
TA:
everythiing wa2 FIINE untiil you timewarped back iinto beiing a 2notfaced wiiggler who threw a fuckiing fit over not kn whe
CA:
but howw it wwas also kind of hot since wwe just pailed and you looked all non chalant but totally messed up but you carried on wwith the rest a your night like it wwasnt evven a big deal
TA:
wow.
uh.
okay yeah iit'2 gettiing weiird.
and iit wa2n't a biig deal, ii had 2hiit two do.
CA:
see noww im fuckin it up again because i cant just let it the fuck go
and maybe i didnt cope wwell to the change
TA:
FUCK OKAY, ii don't platoniically hate you all the tiime eiither but YOU dumped ME, 2hiit2taiin.
CA:
and maybe im still havvin a hard time copin wwhen i knoww theres alternativve that you can't take for some unknowwn reason other than "doom sjhit"
wwell i SHOULDN'T a dumped you
i should a been patient
TA:
no /II/ 2houldn't have gotten my 2orry glute2 handed two me!
CA:
yeah you couldn;t kick my glutes THEN but you obviously still can
TA:
and then yeah you 2houldn't have acted liike a RAGIING HOOFNOOK.
TA:
iit'2 not doom 2hiit.
ii ju2t don't liike 2eeiing.
CA:
isnt that doom shit though
the vvoices
TA:
eiight my2tery of alterniia: fuckiing cracked! 2omeone get thii2 grub a hat!
oh yeah.
CA:
also hooknook sounds like a disease eq wwould get
TA:
but that'2 not doom 2hiit.
CA:
im savvin that for later
TA:
ii'm not doomiing u2 by hangiing out iin my 2hiity vii2iion body.
ii don't thiink.
CA:
wwell you took your vvacation
maybe its time to come the fuck back
TA:
fuck that.
CA:
if you think you can beat the rest a your wworld, pull ter out a this, and be the mage you wwere supposed to be ALL wwhile floppin around the wway you are noww
TA:
fuck you.
CA:
wwoww youd be more impressive than you wwere wwhen i first fell horns ovver heels in spades wwith you
good luck wwith that
TA:
FUCK YOU.
how'2 the leveliing goiing?
2tiill hovering around whiile crammiing grubcorn iinto your maw?
CA:
its harder to achievve levvels at this height
TA:
ii ju2t want two know when exactly ii'm goiing two wizz pa2t you.
CA:
and NO you're the one wwith the fuckin grubcorn in your fuckin eye sockets
TA:
oh hey 2o a biig fat zero then!
CA:
FINE yes i havven't levveled since our last fight wwhen you pulled that HIDEOUS bulge punchin shit
are you insinuatin you wwant another go
TA:
ehehehehehe
TA:
ye2 but no kk'd cram both our head2 iinto a blender and then probably barf everywhere.
CA:
i promised him id get to a point wwhere i dont wwant to cull you
but i DONT wwant to cull you
i just wwant to slap you upside the head probably fifty fuckin times until you
i dont knoww do SOMEFIN
CA:
evveryfin in our livves is seeminly at a standstill because a that shitty fuckin fight
wwe should just DO somefin about it
introduce somefin out a the ordinary to light a fire under this teams' glutes
TA:
ii'm doiing plenty of 2hiit!!
ii'm doiing twiice a2 much 2hiit a2 before that fuckiing fiight.
iit'2 not my fault you're iin a grubbiing 2lump becau2e ii'm not zappiing your bulge anymore.
CA:
you said yourself you feel stuck so dont fuckin LIE to me
twwice as much gamin? twwice as much grubrito stuffin?
CA:
howw about you just go for the fuckin denizen
and i aint evven kiddin
you almost beat me back there that thing can't be that much stronger
[Offline IM sent 2m ago] and doin somethin that drastic wwould be shore to get ter out a her stupid hivve
CA:
i still belivve in you
CA:
and i can say all this shit to you noww because wwe aint pitch and you can't hold it against me
TA:
yeah ii grubfuckiing PLAN ON IIT holy 2hiit iit'2 almo2t liike ii'm leveliing in order iin2tead of jumpiing my rank a22 all over the place liike ii'm on the late2t 2teroiid fad!
ii'm waiitiing untiil tz iimpart2 2ome bonu2 level 2niffer vii2iion two me which, oh hey, mean2 2he need2 tiime two get out of her funk fir2t!
holy 2hit!
CA:
wwell it aint fair that you havve to wwait around for her
fuck I'LL challenge her to get out a her fuckin hivve
lets see howw she handles THAT
TA:
yeah well iit'2 eiither that or keep goiing wiith my patented new attack aka blow everything iin a fiifty foot radiiu2 up
FUCK YOU.
TA:
don't even thiink about crammiing your bulge iinto thii2 fuckery.
ii've got iit.
CA:
exCUSE me for tryin to be helpful
TA:
don't you have your own quadrant 2hiit two 2ort anyway?
CA:
im doin it noww
TA:
hey ii know, ii can 2end you a new nookworm two glub two.
you can name hiim nook two.
CA:
nooktwo
sounds like an unvveiled character in troll smash hatchmates
TA:
wow.
ii'd probably forfeiit iif ii 2aw that 2hiit.
giiant 2iix foot tall nookworm, no fuckiing thank you.
you wiin, everyone go home.
CA:
i mean i am pretty fuckin good at that game anywway no fuckin six foot tall nookwworms changin that
CA:
all in all it sounds like you at least know wwhat you need to get done
you havve a tendency to assume the wworst
i guess thats to be expected of a doom player
but it doesnt havve to be that wway
dont be like me and make things wworse for yourself
trust me its a hard habit to break
TA:
ehehehehehehe wow 2age adviice riight there.
ii'm goiing two fuck everythiing up.
and then tell everyone el2e how two not fuck everythiing up.
iit'2 ju2t the way 2hiit ii2.
ii call iit the cycle of hoofbea2t2hiit.
CA:
funny i do the same shit but i manage to get awway wwith it
TA:
yeah that'2 because you're a relentle22ly obliiviiou2 tool.
p2 don't do anythiing two pii22 kk off.
more than u2ual.
CA:
then stop actin so motherglubbin pitch-charmin at random times and make me question wwhat fuckin quadrant wwere in
or dont stop
TA:
wow you 2ound liike me ehehehe.
okay fuck you ii'm goiing two go do 2hiit.
and take tz'2 candy ii gue22 fuck.
or get her out of her hiive.
CA:
im shore kar wwil showwer you wwith praises if you manage to pull it off
CA:
maybe youll actually get a medal off a him
TA:
iif ii diie tryiing, make 2ure 2omeone put2 2omethiing 2weet on my corp2e 2tone.
2omethiing liike 2econd liife.
no waiit.
level up.
CA:
oh wwhat does the game ovver screen say
'insert twwo coins to restart'
TA:
YE2.
FUCK.
that'2 the one.
CA:
if you die from gettin buried by candy fuck you probably deservve somefin that fuckin nerdy
TA:
yep.
probably.
sol wwhat do the other trolls say about me
CA:
do they call me gorgeous
TA:
oh my fuck what.
who the 2hitfuck are you talkiing about, captor two?
CA:
no fuck that
its just that I finally let kar knoww wwhat evveryone thinks a his glutes and I wwas curious if anyone's said somefin similar about me
TA:
what you let hiim iin on the top 2ecret rumor that he'2 a loud 2creamy nubnut ehehehehehe yeah he can't po22iibly know about that!
CA:
no literally his glutes
that theyre perfect
TA:
wow.
WOW.
THANK2.
CA:
or as nep says "purrfect"
oh shut it you think it twwo I'm shore
TA:
okay look.
even iif ii wa2 REMOTELY IINTERE2TED IIN KK'2 MOUNTAIINOU2 RANGE2 OF GLUTE2.
ii'm not goiing to grubbiing lay out a beachtowel and park my na2ty a22 down two admiire them from afar.
CA:
ugh I DIDN'T NEED that fuckin vvisual
so you do like his glutes huh
TA:
YOU BOUGHT IIT UP, 2HIIT2LIINGER.
oh my fuck clean out your aural2, no ii don't.
ii'm ju2t poiintiing out that he doe2n't have a 2hortage of them.
CA:
hell fuckin right he doesnt
you think I do twwo right
TA:
iif vii2ual famiine 2weetp2 through the game, we'll be able two fea2t upon that 2urplu2 for generatiion2.
what'2 for diinner toniight, guy2?
iit'2 a piicture of kk'2 glute2 agaiin wiith a 2iide of wow.
CA:
yes its publick fuckin knowwledge he's got the best
but im def-fin-itely second runner
TA:
uuugh.
TA:
ii'm not fuckiing talkiing two you about that, a22hole.
haviing kk 2cream at you twenty tiime2 iin the la2t ii don't know, fuckiing week wa2n't enough?
want two go for twenty two iin2tead? iit'2 a niice number, fuck!
CA:
fine for his sake don't answwer that
but your reluctance speaks vvolumes
TA:
eat a bag of bulges, fuckpod.
my reluctance 2peak2 jack 2hiit.
CA:
wwhatevver I just came clean to kar ivve got nothin to hide
TA:
the fuck ii2 thii2, tru2t fall 2e22iion at long 2ea2on retreat camp?
CA:
no all that shit makes me think of is grabbin ass under the fuckin troll kiddie coonbags
but enough about glutes
uh
howw are you doin
TA:
wow thank fuck iit'2 a fuckiing twelfth periigee miiracle!
uh.
fiine ii gue22.
ii'm up two my neck iin 2hiitty 2hiit quadrant bull2hiit whiich FUCKIIN 2URPRII2E my u2ele22 glute2 are doiing jack all 2hiit two fiix but hey what'2 fuckiing new!! fuck!
why the fuck do you care?
CA:
because im attemptin to fix said quadrant bullshit
or at least part of it
after i finished talkin to kar last night about his perfect glutes wwe got to glubbin about this ash shit and i realized that you and wwere nevver really hatefriends
i mean wwe tried to be civvil for
you knoww wwho
but i figured if wwere goin to get out a this ashen shit wwe might as wwell start tryin
TA:
ii wa2n't talkiing about our a2h, nookliick.
CA:
oh
wwell
TA:
not that that ii2n't pretty fucked two!!
two for two, wow!
CA:
isnt that howw you best function
wwhen youvve got twwo shitty things goin on at the same time
or twwo not shitty things
TA:
yeah ii'll fuck 2hiit up twiice a2 fa2t! foolproof grubbiing plan riight there!
whatever. who giive2 a fuck.
CA:
wwell
me
i givve a fuck
TA:
ugh.
CA:
i guess
TA:
no you don't.
CA:
fine no i dont but im tryin here sol i really am
TA:
ehehehehe ii knew iit.
thii2 ii2 more ed triie2 two pull 2ome grand bull2hiit two get hii2 quadrant quackbea2t2 liined up iin a wavy row ii2n't iit?
2omeone briing the 2melliing 2alt2 for when ii wake up from my 2hocked and a2tounded faiintiing 2pell.
CA:
no as much as it seems that wway i really am tryin to get to a point wwhere i don't wwant to tear your guts out through your throat
CA:
more for kars sake than mine
hes got shit to wworry about besides us
so no i
TA:
jegu2 fuck.
CA:
relate to your quadrant problems
TA:
platoniically or what?
becau2e wow.
CA:
both? thats wwhats been a concern
TA:
yeah.
thii2 2uck2.
CA:
you dont havve to tell me twwice
TA:
ehehehe.
thii2 2uck2.
CA:
oh that wwasnt evven inten- fuck you
let me take a guess
i assume the other quadrant shit you havve goin on is ter
i havvent heard a peep from her
CA:
wwhich is concernin considerin shes supposed to be coachin you out a this and you couldn't evven catch a remote as it wwas throwwn to you
TA:
yeah and you couldn't catch a bulge iin your maw iif you had two flyiing at your faceplate but you don't 2ee me rubbiing it in your face do you? 8|
and yeah wow NO 2HIIT.
oh hey tz you want two take a break from drowniing your2elf iin a trunkbea2t 2iize 2wiimiing hole of human candy 2o that you can teach my 2hiitty glute2 how two 2mell2ee?
because hey that'2 obviiou2ly the mo2t iimportant 2hiit you have goiing on riight now. fuck!
CA:
first off it aint my fault you can't coordinate them properly dowwnright tragedy that is
and wwhy is she so fuckin upset
TA:
2HE WON'T FUCKIING TELL ME.
CA:
damn she sounds more stubborn than you
thats an achievvement
you both are clearly made for one another
that probably explains wwhy kars on edge too
TA:
yeah probably. except he'2 her flu2h not her diiamond 2o iit'2 my grubfuckiing job two fiix thii2 2hiit.
and iit'2 goiing nowhere fa2t, wow, biig 2urpri2e there!
fuck.
ii don't know why ii thought thii2 wa2 a good iidea.
CA:
because it wwas
and this shit happened and it fucked multiple livves up
TA:
wow BZZZT wrong an2wer but we have a lovely con2olatiion priize for you!!
2poiiler: it'2 a double bulge on a platter!
CA:
dont make promises you dont intend to keep
also i thought it WWAS a good idea
TA:
ii 2uck at diiamond2, 2omeone el2e 2hould be pulliing her out of her 2lump.
CA:
glub to kar about it hes a good diamond
TA:
yeah well you THOUGHT WRONG. 2he'2 been mopiing for a month.
fuck you, ii'm not ruiiniing another one of kk'2 quadrant2.
they're fiine flu2hed.
CA:
no i meaqn
ask him for advvice
ivve moped around for longer and he pulled me out of it evventually
TA:
yeah that'll go fiine. hmm let2 2ee, maybe iit'll go liike every one of our grubbiing pe2terlog2 ha2 been:
ta: hey tz get the fuck out of your hiive.
tz: lolno ii'm two bu2y 2kinny diippiing iin ju2tiice and D3L1C!OUS C4NDY
ta: hey tz what'2 wrong.
tz: NOTH1NG, C4NDY CUR3S ALL.
ii gue22 ii could ju2t ma22 dump that 2hiit out of her hiive.
CA:
havve you forcibly entered her hivve yet
you havve the right to do so
TA:
and then accept the fact that 2he'2 goiing two 2eparate my head from my body.
CA:
also skinny dippin you say
TA:
no, that'2 fuckiing creepy.
TA:
we went que2tiing.
and ii 2topped iin2iide. iit'2 really gro22 iin there.
CA:
it aint CREEPY if your intentions are good
shes bein creepy by skinny dippin in fuckin CANDY fo all things
TA:
fuck that, ii'm not edward cullinsiing my way iinto her hiive.
OH MY FUCK IIT WA2 A METAPHOR.
CA:
or WWHATEVVER her hivves a wwreck then thats creepy
TA:
anyway her maw ii2 fuckiing 2ealed. maybe 2he'll 2ay 2ome 2hiit iif ii keep pe2teriing her enough.
or 2iit on her head.
CA:
especially if YOU think so
TA:
yeah iit'2 bad.
CA:
i really think you need to be firmer wwith her but thats just me
TA:
ii gue22.
iit'2 weiird bo22iing tz around.
CA:
its wwhat a moirail does sol
TA:
2he'2 alway2 the 2mart one iin thii2 doofbag duo ehehe.
yeah ii fuckiing know, jegu2 fuck.
CA:
yeah but sometimes it fuckin flips
like wwhen kar falls for a human
or wwhen kar thinks evveryone hates him
TA:
you want two 2iit me down for wiiggler'2 fiir2t quadrant 2choolfeediing two whiile you're at iit?
kk ii2 piitch wiith the uniiver2e, that'2 a bad example.
CA:
hes also pale for the fuckin univverse too
it gets old
TA:
wow jealou2 of the uniiver2e now?
CA:
wwhen havve i NOT been jealous a the univverse
TA:
maybe you 2hould get back two workiing on your giiant doom whateverthe fuck plan2.
CA:
come on man you knoww me
TA:
ii know you're a diickliick ehehe.
ugh maybe ii'll.
dump all her candy.
and then 2iit on the roof untiil 2he calm2 the fuck down.
al2o the uniiver2e ii2 a 2hiit thiing two be jealou2 of. iit'2 a bag of bulge2.
CA:
well thats one bag more than i got
TA:
wweh wweh wweh wweh.
TA:
go on a fancydate wiith the nookworm iif you're that hung up on iit.
CA:
i wwould but yours ran off i dont knoww wwhere it wwent
TA:
holy 2hiit.
CA:
also fuck you i dont go around 'wweh'ing aimlessly
TA:
how do you loo2e a nookworm??
oh my fuck.
what iif iit'2 iin your nutriitiionblock wow. WOW.
ju2t hangiing out wiith the bento.
CA:
oh dont givve me this shit
TA:
ehehehehe no ii bet iit'2 wiith that weiird 2u2hii 2hiit.
CA:
you LIKED that wweird sushi shit by the wway
and fine YES i lost a fuckin nookwworm
probably because i wwas too BUSY managin my farsical excuse of a life right noww
CA:
its around the hivve somewwhere it couldn't a gotten far
TA:
maybe iit watche2 you 2leep at niight.
CA:
i had my suspicions wwhen id fall asleep on the fuckin twwoseater and you wwere still on your fuckin computer
CA:
edwward cullin is right
TA:
ugh okay what el2e ii2 wrong iin your 2ad wwehfe2t of a liife?
CA:
its wweird howw cathartic it is glubbin to you of all people about how much our livves suck right noww
you changed the subject but talkin about me fallin asleep on your gross ass couch reminded me of another thing that sucks
but thats probably wwhy you changed the subject
i should just keep my mouth shut
TA:
wow eat a human diick, ii'm tryiing two be 2ympathetiic here.
CA:
no you dont understand
TA:
check out all thii2 empathy radiiatiing from my 2orry glute2.
CA:
i wwasnt makin a dig at you i just dont knoww howw smart of an idea it is tellin you about howw i miss your stupid messy block sometimes
TA:
yeah well maybe you 2houldn't have fucked 2hiit up you rank retard.
CA:
its also probably not the brightest fuckin idea to tell you howw stupidly nerdy you looked stayin up on that suped up computer of yours
TA:
everythiing wa2 FIINE untiil you timewarped back iinto beiing a 2notfaced wiiggler who threw a fuckiing fit over not kn whe
CA:
but howw it wwas also kind of hot since wwe just pailed and you looked all non chalant but totally messed up but you carried on wwith the rest a your night like it wwasnt evven a big deal
TA:
wow.
uh.
okay yeah iit'2 gettiing weiird.
and iit wa2n't a biig deal, ii had 2hiit two do.
CA:
see noww im fuckin it up again because i cant just let it the fuck go
and maybe i didnt cope wwell to the change
TA:
FUCK OKAY, ii don't platoniically hate you all the tiime eiither but YOU dumped ME, 2hiit2taiin.
CA:
and maybe im still havvin a hard time copin wwhen i knoww theres alternativve that you can't take for some unknowwn reason other than "doom sjhit"
wwell i SHOULDN'T a dumped you
i should a been patient
TA:
no /II/ 2houldn't have gotten my 2orry glute2 handed two me!
CA:
yeah you couldn;t kick my glutes THEN but you obviously still can
TA:
and then yeah you 2houldn't have acted liike a RAGIING HOOFNOOK.
TA:
iit'2 not doom 2hiit.
ii ju2t don't liike 2eeiing.
CA:
isnt that doom shit though
the vvoices
TA:
eiight my2tery of alterniia: fuckiing cracked! 2omeone get thii2 grub a hat!
oh yeah.
CA:
also hooknook sounds like a disease eq wwould get
TA:
but that'2 not doom 2hiit.
CA:
im savvin that for later
TA:
ii'm not doomiing u2 by hangiing out iin my 2hiity vii2iion body.
ii don't thiink.
CA:
wwell you took your vvacation
maybe its time to come the fuck back
TA:
fuck that.
CA:
if you think you can beat the rest a your wworld, pull ter out a this, and be the mage you wwere supposed to be ALL wwhile floppin around the wway you are noww
TA:
fuck you.
CA:
wwoww youd be more impressive than you wwere wwhen i first fell horns ovver heels in spades wwith you
good luck wwith that
TA:
FUCK YOU.
how'2 the leveliing goiing?
2tiill hovering around whiile crammiing grubcorn iinto your maw?
CA:
its harder to achievve levvels at this height
TA:
ii ju2t want two know when exactly ii'm goiing two wizz pa2t you.
CA:
and NO you're the one wwith the fuckin grubcorn in your fuckin eye sockets
TA:
oh hey 2o a biig fat zero then!
CA:
FINE yes i havven't levveled since our last fight wwhen you pulled that HIDEOUS bulge punchin shit
are you insinuatin you wwant another go
TA:
ehehehehehe
TA:
ye2 but no kk'd cram both our head2 iinto a blender and then probably barf everywhere.
CA:
i promised him id get to a point wwhere i dont wwant to cull you
but i DONT wwant to cull you
i just wwant to slap you upside the head probably fifty fuckin times until you
i dont knoww do SOMEFIN
CA:
evveryfin in our livves is seeminly at a standstill because a that shitty fuckin fight
wwe should just DO somefin about it
introduce somefin out a the ordinary to light a fire under this teams' glutes
TA:
ii'm doiing plenty of 2hiit!!
ii'm doiing twiice a2 much 2hiit a2 before that fuckiing fiight.
iit'2 not my fault you're iin a grubbiing 2lump becau2e ii'm not zappiing your bulge anymore.
CA:
you said yourself you feel stuck so dont fuckin LIE to me
twwice as much gamin? twwice as much grubrito stuffin?
CA:
howw about you just go for the fuckin denizen
and i aint evven kiddin
you almost beat me back there that thing can't be that much stronger
[Offline IM sent 2m ago] and doin somethin that drastic wwould be shore to get ter out a her stupid hivve
CA:
i still belivve in you
CA:
and i can say all this shit to you noww because wwe aint pitch and you can't hold it against me
TA:
yeah ii grubfuckiing PLAN ON IIT holy 2hiit iit'2 almo2t liike ii'm leveliing in order iin2tead of jumpiing my rank a22 all over the place liike ii'm on the late2t 2teroiid fad!
ii'm waiitiing untiil tz iimpart2 2ome bonu2 level 2niffer vii2iion two me which, oh hey, mean2 2he need2 tiime two get out of her funk fir2t!
holy 2hit!
CA:
wwell it aint fair that you havve to wwait around for her
fuck I'LL challenge her to get out a her fuckin hivve
lets see howw she handles THAT
TA:
yeah well iit'2 eiither that or keep goiing wiith my patented new attack aka blow everything iin a fiifty foot radiiu2 up
FUCK YOU.
TA:
don't even thiink about crammiing your bulge iinto thii2 fuckery.
ii've got iit.
CA:
exCUSE me for tryin to be helpful
TA:
don't you have your own quadrant 2hiit two 2ort anyway?
CA:
im doin it noww
TA:
hey ii know, ii can 2end you a new nookworm two glub two.
you can name hiim nook two.
CA:
nooktwo
sounds like an unvveiled character in troll smash hatchmates
TA:
wow.
ii'd probably forfeiit iif ii 2aw that 2hiit.
giiant 2iix foot tall nookworm, no fuckiing thank you.
you wiin, everyone go home.
CA:
i mean i am pretty fuckin good at that game anywway no fuckin six foot tall nookwworms changin that
CA:
all in all it sounds like you at least know wwhat you need to get done
you havve a tendency to assume the wworst
i guess thats to be expected of a doom player
but it doesnt havve to be that wway
dont be like me and make things wworse for yourself
trust me its a hard habit to break
TA:
ehehehehehehe wow 2age adviice riight there.
ii'm goiing two fuck everythiing up.
and then tell everyone el2e how two not fuck everythiing up.
iit'2 ju2t the way 2hiit ii2.
ii call iit the cycle of hoofbea2t2hiit.
CA:
funny i do the same shit but i manage to get awway wwith it
TA:
yeah that'2 because you're a relentle22ly obliiviiou2 tool.
p2 don't do anythiing two pii22 kk off.
more than u2ual.
CA:
then stop actin so motherglubbin pitch-charmin at random times and make me question wwhat fuckin quadrant wwere in
or dont stop
TA:
wow you 2ound liike me ehehehe.
okay fuck you ii'm goiing two go do 2hiit.
and take tz'2 candy ii gue22 fuck.
or get her out of her hiive.
CA:
im shore kar wwil showwer you wwith praises if you manage to pull it off
CA:
maybe youll actually get a medal off a him
TA:
iif ii diie tryiing, make 2ure 2omeone put2 2omethiing 2weet on my corp2e 2tone.
2omethiing liike 2econd liife.
no waiit.
level up.
CA:
oh wwhat does the game ovver screen say
'insert twwo coins to restart'
TA:
YE2.
FUCK.
that'2 the one.
CA:
if you die from gettin buried by candy fuck you probably deservve somefin that fuckin nerdy
TA:
yep.
probably.
