CG and CC: Discuss movie biz
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thisgamewasneverbetadCG: MEENAH.
CG: WHAT CURES GILLROT?
CC: not gettin it in the first place
CC: #god damn personal hygene is not hard
CG: WOW HELPFUL!
CG: YOU HAVE TRULY EARNED YOUR PLACE AS EMPRESS, NICE JOB.
CC: antibiotic shit can help
CC: just dont stop takin it as soon as you feel better gotta do it for a few days more
CG: ...OKAY.
CC: please tell me your empress beach got gillrot
CG: ERIDAN IS FLIPPING HIS STUPID PURPLE TITS OVER POSSIBLY MAYBE HAVING IT
CC: how she doin btw
CG: FEFERI'S FINE.
CC: cod damn cod tier
CC: speakina which
CG: YEAH, ESSENTIALLY
CC: i got some hints from teh game boat how to go about doin that but
CC: i figure you've already got some on your team with it so i can just ask
CC: you just do a self snuff on a quest bed yeah
CG: YEAH.
CG: I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO FIND IT
CC: that work even if you aint got an extra body?
CC: #we got someone down one
CC: #if-fin you recall
CG: ....YEAH.
CG: I'M NOT GOING TO STAND AROUND LIKE A FUCKASS TRYING TO DIVERT BLAME ON THAT ONE
CG: BUT I DON'T KNOW. HOW WOULD IT IF THERE'S NO EXTRA BODY TO ASCEND INTO?
CC: yeah that seemed weird to me too
CC: been lookin for a pearl a wisdom about this stuff in this whole game gettin nothin but empty clams
CG: IT'S A STUPID FUCKING MYSTERY THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO END UP LIKE AN EPISODE OF SKOOBI DHOOEH
CC: wut we gonna find out it was the empress in a rubber mask doin all this
CC: an she woulda gotten away wit it if it werent for us meddlin wrigglers
CG: SOMETHING LIKE THAT
CG: GOD, I FUCKING HOPE NOT.
CG: SHE WAS SCARY AND AMAZING AND BRILLIANT BUT LIKE SHIT I NEED TO MEET HER IN PERSON
CC: she sounds awesome
CC: wish id heard about her in the history books
CG: SHE'D PROBABLY KILL ME, THEN KILL YOU AND FEFERI
CC: #no just a buncha books about your terrible teammate making everything wriggler friendly
CG: YEAH, WELL
CC: when you make my home universe maybe try and make it less lame
CC: also sorry boat eventually destroyin it
CC: well sorta sorry
CG: IT WAS PROBABLY SHITTY TO START WITH
CG: WHO GIVES A FUCK.
CC: yeah pmuch
CC: my teams gonna make a better one
CC: #with blackjack, and hookers
CG: YEAH GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
CC: hey so btw stay offa prospit for a while
CC: #there may or may not be a chainsaw weilding jade blood
CG: JEGUS FUCK.
CG: WHAT IS SHE, HIS MOIRAIL OR SOMETHING?
CC: uuuuuh
CC: well she wants to be
CC: #thirsty for it
CC: dunno if shed kill you over it since he got a space body but she pissed as hell
CC: #on the plus side if you're looking for a pitch fling you might be able to make it work
CG: WAIT.
CG: WAIT.
CG: IS THAT THE SAME MARYAM WHO HOOKED UP WITH SOLLUX?
CC: only got one maryam on our team
CG: HOLY FUCK. NO. CAPTOR'S SLOPPY PITCH SECONDS IS A NIGHTMARE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS
6:34 PMCC: #if we had another she might stop beaching about being expected to watch the orb
CC: ahahahah
CC: 'seconds'
CC: man captored get a kick outa that
CG: YES, YES, WE ALL SAW IT THERE
CG: JEGUS.
CC: sides technically itd be more like
CC: ...i dunno
CC: way more than seconds
CC: #not sure the food metaphor would work cuz unless she was a 200 foot long sub shed be all eaten out by now
CC: #eaten up
CG: LET'S BE REAL YOU MEANT EATEN OUT
CC: yeah pmuch
CG: ANYWAY, IF MY DUMB ASS ACCIDENTALLY CULLED HER ONESIDED PALE TRUE LOVE, THAT'S A PRETTY INSTANT BULGEKILLER
CC: eh
CC: mebe if he was dead for reel
CC: but if this cod tier thing works out
CC: she aint gonna be pissed at either of us anymore
CG: WAIT, WHAT THING?
CG: HE'S FUCKED, ISN'T HE
CC: maybe maybe not
CC: if he cant go cod tier ill find somfin else to level him up and make it up to him
CC: but im aimin for 100% completion here
CG: YOU COULD ASK YOUR DENIZEN
CC: wut like the final boss
CG: THEY'VE BEEN KNOWN TO HAND OUT WISDOM LIKE FANCIFUL LITTLE NUGGETS OF CANDIED GRUBSTEAK TO VARIOUS PLAYERS
CC: #aint that a bit
CG: IF YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET TO THEM
CC: #seacidal
CG: NO, THE FINAL BOSS IS THE BLACK KIND AND QUEEN
CC: yeah but like my final boss
CG: YEAH
CG: BUT THEY'RE NOT JUST BOSSES
CC: #giant monsters, gotta kill em
CC: fuck if we can talk to em maybe we can just have em join our final fight
CC: #boss against boss
CG: IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT RUSHING IN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AND KILLING THEM IMMEDIATELY *DESPITE WHAT THE APPARENT FUCKING SEADWELLER LINE OF THOUGHT ON IT IS*
CG: THEY GIVE YOU INFORMATION
CG: AND THEN TRY TO KILL YOU, I GUESS.
CC: #maybe nitram can control em
CC: huh
CG: I'M NOT COMPLETELY SURE, I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET.
CC: so gotta get all the info i can for i krill em
CC: ?
CG: YEAH
CG: THAT WOULD BE THE WISE THING TO DO
CC: well
CC: aint quite leveled for that yet
CC: #tho i got a lotta molten glass on my planet, i was just plannin to flood that beach wit it
CC: #but guess i cant if she got info i need
CG: YOU COULD FUCKING LEVEL
CG: LIKE A NORMAL PLAYER
CC: i been
CC: doesnt mean i dont want an ace up my sleeve when i fight a giant monster
CC: aint you ever heard of backup plans
CG: OKAY, SURE.
CC: hey your empress ever gab at you boat
CC: lifey shit
CG: BUT SERIOUSLY, OUR HIGHBLOODS ALL RUSHED THE FUCK IN LIKE IDIOTS AND GOT FUCK ALL OUT OF THE ENCOUNTERS BESIDES GOD TIERING SO -- UH
CG: HER POWERS?
CC: #tried just flat out rezzin kankri, no go
CG: WELL, WHAT'S YOUR CLASS AGAIN?
CC: thief
CC: #kinda figured it wouldnt work
CC: #since my deal is probably stealin life
CG: YEAH, YOU MIGHT JUST BE FUCKED FOR CONJURING UP SHIT OUT OF NOWHERE IN TERMS OF POWERSW
CC: least its an active class
CC: #aint gonna be stuck as team healer
CC: #thats serkets job
CG: GOD, A SERKET IN CHARGE OF KEEPING EVERYBODY ALIVE
CC: wut
CG: MY MOST SINCERE FUCKING CONDOLENCES
CC: she borin but dependable
CG: WOW
CG: THAT IS
CC: 'slong as you dont get her gabbin
CG: THE LITERAL, EXACT FUCKING OPPOSIT-- OH WELL OKAY THAT'S THE SAME AT LEAST
CC: yeah i figured you guys aint gonna be clones personality wise
CC: #know my ancestor isn't, an kankri knew his wasnt
CC: #tho from what i hear zahhaks was pmuch just him on hoofbeast steroids
CG: GROSS.
CC: #gross can be applied to any zahhak and you got yourself a true statement
CG: AND THANK FUCK FOR THAT UNIVERSAL CONSTANT
CG: A WORLD IN WHICH A ZAHHAK SHOWS UP, CLEAN, DRY, AND BEARABLE, IS A WORLD TOO TOPSY TURVY AND STRAIGHT UP FUCKED UP FOR ME TO CONTINUE EXISTING IN
CG: I WOULD HAVE TO SPONTANEOUSLY IMPLODE IN A POOF OF RAGE
CC: #poof of rage
CC: #worst class and aspect combo
CC: tell me thats your makaras class
CG: HE'S A BARD.
CC: oh like clampora
CG: YEAH, I GUESS.
CG: EXCEPT REPLACE THE DOUCHEY LEATHER JACKET WITH COMPLETE PSYCHOSIS
CC: wut
CC: dang
CC: our makaras pretty chill
CC: #specially when he and leijon been smokin nip
CG: YEAH GAMZEE WAS OKAY WHEN HE WAS STUFFING OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF SOPOR DOWN HIS THROAT LIKE A PITCHSTUD STUFFING BULGES BUT
CG: UGH.
CG: IF HE'S GOT SOMETHING THAT'S KEEPING HIM IN HAPPY GO LUCKY MURDER FREE MODE, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T RUN THE FUCK OUT
CC: uh
CC: he only hits on the nip once in a while psure his normal chill is just
CC: normal
CC: #i mean hes even the low maintenance one in his pale pair
CG: WOW.
CG: ......WOW.
CC: i mean hes datin captor so thats pmuch an assured thing but still
CC: so wut happened to yours he went into withdrawl and went nuts?
CC: #does rehab not exist on your planet
CG: I GUESS??! I DON'T FUCKING -- WHAT THE HELL IS REHAB
CC: like rehab
CC: uh
CC: so like someones fucked up their brain with somefin
CC: so rehabs like medical shit that helps em get over it so they dont go psycho when they stop
CC: medicullers and therapy and ship
CG: WHY?
CC: so they dont get zoned out on drugs an ship all the time
CC: #highest use we got here is recreational so it aint really an issue
CC: #but like back before we killed everyone else
CG: NO I MEAN
CG: WHY WOULD YOU GO THROUGH ALL THAT EFFORT INSTEAD OF JUST CULLING THEM
CC: well cuz whoever culls em is gonna make em do rehab anyway?
CC: #part of the 'care and healing' of culling or some bullship like that
CG: NO I MEANT
CG: REAL CULLING NOT STUPID FAKE CUDDLING CULLING
CC: we aint got that
CC: plus didnt you say your dude was doped up 24/7
CG: YEAH
CC: why aintchu guys culled him yet then
CG: BEFORE HE WENT OFF THE SOPOR OR AFTER ?
CC: 'for
CC: and 'for the game
CC: since no ones krillin their teamates obvs
CG: BECAUSE NOBODY THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO GO SHITHIVE MAGGOTS IF HE STOPPED!
CC: man aint you seen them cheesy dont do drugs videos
CC: they all end with everyfin goin wrong once you get addicted
CC: #captor and i made a video of us dubbin one of those terribubble things once
CC: #wish i still had it
CG: THAT SOUNDS ATROCIOUS
CC: #oh no my drinkin has lead to gamblin which led to me losin my hive and scuttlebuggy where will it end and why do i still got the same tailored suit i was wearin in the begining youd think thatd go first
CC: if you cant rip on bad movies what can you do with them
CC: #sure as hell not learnin
CC: #all reefer madness did was remind me to get a shelfie by the great reefs
CG: I GUESS
CC:i know your worlds all kickass and murdertimes but tell me you guys still made fun a bad movies
CG: I MEAN, THE PART OF THE REPRODUCTIVE SCHOOLFEEDING THAT'S MEANT TO HYPE YOU UP FOR YOUR FILIAL DUTY IS PRETTY FUCKING BAD
CC: ahaha yessss
CC: that ship was the worst
CC: all hyping up like they was gonna show you somefin you never seen before an all they do is pull out a bucket for 5 seconds
CC: as if we didnt have the internet
CG: FUCK, RIGHT? SO MUCH BULLSHIT RAH-RAH-RAH, LIKE ANYBODY EVER GAVE A FUCK ABOUT THEIR *CONTRIBUTION TO THE EMPIRE* MID-PAIL
CC: ours had the worst actors
CG: AND THIS FUCKING ACTORTURER WHOSE LIFE HAS CLEARLY DISSOLVED INTO AN ENDLESS SERIES OF DIAPPOINTMENTS AND SHITTY SCHOOLFEEDING ROLES TRYING TO PLAY OFF HIS 2 MINUTE, POORLY DEVELOPED CHARACTER AS A BIG HERO
CC: an like no one would stop gigglin cuz for some reason they got like the biggest highblood they could find and the only lowblood they could get was like this teeny tiny burgandly and like u know someone making the video had a fetish
CC: #or they were tryin to be multicultural or glubever but that aint how it came across
CC: oh man did yours make you watch grubs hatchin
CC: #like why
CG: EW
CG: NO
CC: #what was the point of that scene
CG: WHY THE FUCK
CG: THAT'S JADEBLOOD SHIT
CC: #we aint ever gonna see that in real life unless we jade
CC: i think they just didnt want to make specific videos
CC: so they covered it all
CG: I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THEY'D GET CAMERADRONES INTO THE CAVERNS ANYWAY
CC: in one longass shitty one
CC: i dunno
CC:give a jade a camera
CC: tell them to film some stuff?
CC: #of course if you give a jade a camera they'll want to film a blog about social justice
CC: #i mean her vids are better than kankris which is another thing captor and i dub over
CC: #but still damn girl maybe take some off timei
CG: HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE EVEN MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THAT SHIT
CG: WOULDN'T THE OVERWHELMING DESIRE TO PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE STRIKE MID-VIDEO?
CC: youd think but kankri seems to want to push the limits of how punchable a face can get
CC: aint like he gets a lotta hits
CC: #tho one time we took one of his videos and switched out the audio with an anime
CC: #and made a bunch of fake subttiles
CC: #'ranting east beforan mutant talks about how great milkshakes are' got over 200000 hits before anyone realized it was fake
CG: JEGUS
CC: #of course a shitload of those hits were captor trying to reach a big round 2 number
CG: OF COURSE.
CG: IS ANYONE SURPRISED?
CG: I REMAIN COMPLETELY UNSURPRISED.
CC: still gotta a lotta ones he swears werent his clickbots
CC: least before kankri got our grubtube account pulled
CG: LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
CC: pmuch
CC: think he was just pissy we got more attention than any of his vids
CC: #or that we claimed the guy in our video was named Kidzbop Bulgedoodle
CC: #the world may never know
CG: BOTH. THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS FUCKING BOTH.
CG: WHY GET ANGRY ABOUT ONE THING WHEN MULTIPLE, SPARKLING LITTLE TREASURE TROVES OF ANGER ARE AVAILABLE??
CC: botha those would be better than what he told the grubtube folks
agoCC: that we were 'violatin his intilectual property'
agoCC: #gotta lotta works for kankri
agoCC: #intilectual aint one of em
agoCG: WHO GIVES A FUCK IF YOU STOLE HIS MOVIE?
agoCC: i know rite all we took was the video anyway
CC: didnt use any of his dumb words
CG: WHY THE SHIT WOULD GRUBTUBE EVEN CARE
CC: cuz their report sysems a buncha bullshit
CC: and you dont get the chance to defend yourself
CG: I
CG: WHAT
CC: like its supposed to be so movie makers an ship can report people who post bootlegs but
CC: it gets used by oversensitive assholes who dont get what parody is
CG: WHY WOULD ANYONE GIVE A SINGLE, FLAMING BAG OF DOGSHIT ABOUT BOOTLEGS?
CG: UNLESS YOU'RE WATCHING SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF YOUR CASTE ALLOWANCE
CC: cuuuz they wanna make money an if people pirate the films they aint payin to see it in theatre?
CC: wut
CC: ?????
CC: do they not sell movies for money on your world
CC: #tell me you aint got a glubbin socialist world
CC: #tell me you waint that awful
CG: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR THEM, YEAH, I GUESS
CG: BUT NOBODY GIVES A FUCK IF YOU BOOTLEG
CG: THE EMPIRE MAKES ALL THE MOVIES, IT'S KIND OF A MOOT DAMN POINT IF WRIGGLERS ARE DEDUCTING THEIR ALLOWANCES FOR MOVIES OR FOR SOPOR SUPPLIES
CC: then they dont know how crabtipalism works cod damn
CC: wut
CC: the empire makes all the movies
CC:#even the vines?!
CC:#a world without captor vines
CC:#is a world with less crotch related injury
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS A VINE
CC: sorta like mini homemade movie thing
CC: 's clips
CC: of people doin dumb or weird stuff
CG: SO NO, OBVIOUSLY, IF THEY'RE FUCKING HOMEMADE, THE EMPIRE DOESN'T PRODUCE THEM
CC: ok but like you dont got
CC: movie studios and ship
CG: THEY'RE JUST SHITTY LITTLE VIDEOS PEOPLE PUT ON GRUBTUBE AND LEAVE FOR THE WORLD TO HATE THEM FOR
CG: OBVIOUSLY!!!!
CG: THE FILMMAKING DIVISION OF THE FLEET IS A PRESTEGIOUS AND WELL-REGARDED FUCKING LEGION
CC: so dont that mean theres no competition
CC: like what do you do if they all suck
CG: YOU SUCK IT THE FUCK UP AND TRY TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO GET AN ENLISTMENT ON A FILM SHIP
CC: no i mean wut if the movies all glubbin suck
CC: wat if the fleet decides to go for artsy ship
CC: or does all remakes
CG: I'D ASSUME THE DIFFERENT CAPTAINS MAKE MOVIES TO THEIR OWN TASTES?
CG: BUT I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT THAT INTERESTED IN INTRA-FLEET FUCKING POLITICS
CC: wut so like you dont watch movies then
CC: like how do you support someone with your money
CC: if it all goes to the same place
CG: IF YOU BUY MOVIES
CG: INSTEAD OF BOOTLEGGING
CC: the movies all goes to the gluberment tho
CC: steada like
=CG: YOU AUTHORIZE THE ALLOWANCE PAYMENT FOR "TROLL TITANIC" OR "SHITTY SCI FI EXPLOSION MOVIE" OR WHATEVER YOU'RE WATCHING
CC: the studio that made it
CG: AND THOSE NUMBERS GET RECORDED, I GUESS, AND WHOEVER MAKES SUCCESSFUL MOVIES DOESN'T GET CULLED?
CC: ahaha they seriously cull the bad movie makers
CC: #harsh but fair
CC: #i saw shitty sci fi explosion movie
CG: IT WAS FUCKING AWFUL
CC: #didnt have a single boss as beach wearin a literal suit of money to relate to
CG: YEAH, THAT TOO
CC: so if anyone can use their allowance to pay whuted you mean by seein movies outside your allowance
CC: #some movies so expensive they take up your whole glubbin allowance?
CC: #cuz i wanna produce those
CG: IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING AWFUL PITTANCE, YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULD FEASIBLY BLOW THE MAJORITY OF YOUR MONTHLY ON SOME OBSCURE KINDS OF PORN
CC: #paying for porn
CC: #like there aint free samples everywhere
CG: YOU WANTED TO KNOW WHAT MOVIES WOULD TORCH THE BETTER PART OF A LOWBLOOD'S ALLOWANCE
CG: FUCKED UP PORN WOULD BE IT
CG: AGAIN, THOUGH, THAT'S WHAT FUCKING BOOTLEGS ARE FOR
CC: yeah an thats why grubtube takes em down
CC: #to keep the studios in their sweet sweet cash
CC: #all rollin around in it like Scrooge Mcquackbeast
CG: YEAH PRETTY MUCH
CC: so thats the epic tale of how kankri got our shitty videos of him pulled
CC: #thats one for the history books of our new universe
CG: BETTER THAN THE FUCKING STUPID SHIT ERIDAN SPEWS INTO HIS JOURNALS
CC: ???
CG: WRITING OUR NEW HISTORY APPARENTLY
CG: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
CC: wut
CC: you dont just write what you wanna become history
CC: gotta get out and actually do ship
CC: be so awesome others write boat you
CG: YEAH, THAT'S WHY I DON'T PAY ANY DAMN ATTENTION
CC: doubt it worked i dont remember readin any history boat clamporas ancestor
CG: YEAH DON'T TELL HIM THAT
CC: speakin boat that anyfin you wanna know boat the future
CG: FUCK NO
CC: or boat any of your descendents that aint kankri
CG: WHAT
CG: NO
CG: THERE'S MORE?!
CC: #and by that i mean descendent cuz i only know aboat the one
CG: OH FUCK OKAY
CG: DON'T
CG: JEGUS.
CC: if it helps he lead a cool rebellion
CC: #as cool as rebellions get when they aint that violent
CG: SOUNDS LIKE A MORON
CC: probubbly
CC: still changed laws and shit so he did more'n kankri will
CG: YEAH, I GUESS.
oCG: STILL.
CG: NOBODY NEEDED MY GENETIC GARBAGE IN THE SLURRY.
CC: pft
CC: so every couple a thousand sweeps there might pop up someone with the same blood who you hate
CC: mine does the same fin
CG: YEAH, AND IT'S FUCKING WEIRD AND UNSETTLING AND GROSS
CC: im must sayin it aint like there was a sudden upsurge in mutants or glubever so you aint puttin a plauge on trollkind
CG: WELL.
CG: OKAY. GOOD.
CG: WHAT CURES GILLROT?
CC: not gettin it in the first place
CC: #god damn personal hygene is not hard
CG: WOW HELPFUL!
CG: YOU HAVE TRULY EARNED YOUR PLACE AS EMPRESS, NICE JOB.
CC: antibiotic shit can help
CC: just dont stop takin it as soon as you feel better gotta do it for a few days more
CG: ...OKAY.
CC: please tell me your empress beach got gillrot
CG: ERIDAN IS FLIPPING HIS STUPID PURPLE TITS OVER POSSIBLY MAYBE HAVING IT
CC: how she doin btw
CG: FEFERI'S FINE.
CC: cod damn cod tier
CC: speakina which
CG: YEAH, ESSENTIALLY
CC: i got some hints from teh game boat how to go about doin that but
CC: i figure you've already got some on your team with it so i can just ask
CC: you just do a self snuff on a quest bed yeah
CG: YEAH.
CG: I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO FIND IT
CC: that work even if you aint got an extra body?
CC: #we got someone down one
CC: #if-fin you recall
CG: ....YEAH.
CG: I'M NOT GOING TO STAND AROUND LIKE A FUCKASS TRYING TO DIVERT BLAME ON THAT ONE
CG: BUT I DON'T KNOW. HOW WOULD IT IF THERE'S NO EXTRA BODY TO ASCEND INTO?
CC: yeah that seemed weird to me too
CC: been lookin for a pearl a wisdom about this stuff in this whole game gettin nothin but empty clams
CG: IT'S A STUPID FUCKING MYSTERY THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO END UP LIKE AN EPISODE OF SKOOBI DHOOEH
CC: wut we gonna find out it was the empress in a rubber mask doin all this
CC: an she woulda gotten away wit it if it werent for us meddlin wrigglers
CG: SOMETHING LIKE THAT
CG: GOD, I FUCKING HOPE NOT.
CG: SHE WAS SCARY AND AMAZING AND BRILLIANT BUT LIKE SHIT I NEED TO MEET HER IN PERSON
CC: she sounds awesome
CC: wish id heard about her in the history books
CG: SHE'D PROBABLY KILL ME, THEN KILL YOU AND FEFERI
CC: #no just a buncha books about your terrible teammate making everything wriggler friendly
CG: YEAH, WELL
CC: when you make my home universe maybe try and make it less lame
CC: also sorry boat eventually destroyin it
CC: well sorta sorry
CG: IT WAS PROBABLY SHITTY TO START WITH
CG: WHO GIVES A FUCK.
CC: yeah pmuch
CC: my teams gonna make a better one
CC: #with blackjack, and hookers
CG: YEAH GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
CC: hey so btw stay offa prospit for a while
CC: #there may or may not be a chainsaw weilding jade blood
CG: JEGUS FUCK.
CG: WHAT IS SHE, HIS MOIRAIL OR SOMETHING?
CC: uuuuuh
CC: well she wants to be
CC: #thirsty for it
CC: dunno if shed kill you over it since he got a space body but she pissed as hell
CC: #on the plus side if you're looking for a pitch fling you might be able to make it work
CG: WAIT.
CG: WAIT.
CG: IS THAT THE SAME MARYAM WHO HOOKED UP WITH SOLLUX?
CC: only got one maryam on our team
CG: HOLY FUCK. NO. CAPTOR'S SLOPPY PITCH SECONDS IS A NIGHTMARE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS
6:34 PMCC: #if we had another she might stop beaching about being expected to watch the orb
CC: ahahahah
CC: 'seconds'
CC: man captored get a kick outa that
CG: YES, YES, WE ALL SAW IT THERE
CG: JEGUS.
CC: sides technically itd be more like
CC: ...i dunno
CC: way more than seconds
CC: #not sure the food metaphor would work cuz unless she was a 200 foot long sub shed be all eaten out by now
CC: #eaten up
CG: LET'S BE REAL YOU MEANT EATEN OUT
CC: yeah pmuch
CG: ANYWAY, IF MY DUMB ASS ACCIDENTALLY CULLED HER ONESIDED PALE TRUE LOVE, THAT'S A PRETTY INSTANT BULGEKILLER
CC: eh
CC: mebe if he was dead for reel
CC: but if this cod tier thing works out
CC: she aint gonna be pissed at either of us anymore
CG: WAIT, WHAT THING?
CG: HE'S FUCKED, ISN'T HE
CC: maybe maybe not
CC: if he cant go cod tier ill find somfin else to level him up and make it up to him
CC: but im aimin for 100% completion here
CG: YOU COULD ASK YOUR DENIZEN
CC: wut like the final boss
CG: THEY'VE BEEN KNOWN TO HAND OUT WISDOM LIKE FANCIFUL LITTLE NUGGETS OF CANDIED GRUBSTEAK TO VARIOUS PLAYERS
CC: #aint that a bit
CG: IF YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET TO THEM
CC: #seacidal
CG: NO, THE FINAL BOSS IS THE BLACK KIND AND QUEEN
CC: yeah but like my final boss
CG: YEAH
CG: BUT THEY'RE NOT JUST BOSSES
CC: #giant monsters, gotta kill em
CC: fuck if we can talk to em maybe we can just have em join our final fight
CC: #boss against boss
CG: IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT RUSHING IN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AND KILLING THEM IMMEDIATELY *DESPITE WHAT THE APPARENT FUCKING SEADWELLER LINE OF THOUGHT ON IT IS*
CG: THEY GIVE YOU INFORMATION
CG: AND THEN TRY TO KILL YOU, I GUESS.
CC: #maybe nitram can control em
CC: huh
CG: I'M NOT COMPLETELY SURE, I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET.
CC: so gotta get all the info i can for i krill em
CC: ?
CG: YEAH
CG: THAT WOULD BE THE WISE THING TO DO
CC: well
CC: aint quite leveled for that yet
CC: #tho i got a lotta molten glass on my planet, i was just plannin to flood that beach wit it
CC: #but guess i cant if she got info i need
CG: YOU COULD FUCKING LEVEL
CG: LIKE A NORMAL PLAYER
CC: i been
CC: doesnt mean i dont want an ace up my sleeve when i fight a giant monster
CC: aint you ever heard of backup plans
CG: OKAY, SURE.
CC: hey your empress ever gab at you boat
CC: lifey shit
CG: BUT SERIOUSLY, OUR HIGHBLOODS ALL RUSHED THE FUCK IN LIKE IDIOTS AND GOT FUCK ALL OUT OF THE ENCOUNTERS BESIDES GOD TIERING SO -- UH
CG: HER POWERS?
CC: #tried just flat out rezzin kankri, no go
CG: WELL, WHAT'S YOUR CLASS AGAIN?
CC: thief
CC: #kinda figured it wouldnt work
CC: #since my deal is probably stealin life
CG: YEAH, YOU MIGHT JUST BE FUCKED FOR CONJURING UP SHIT OUT OF NOWHERE IN TERMS OF POWERSW
CC: least its an active class
CC: #aint gonna be stuck as team healer
CC: #thats serkets job
CG: GOD, A SERKET IN CHARGE OF KEEPING EVERYBODY ALIVE
CC: wut
CG: MY MOST SINCERE FUCKING CONDOLENCES
CC: she borin but dependable
CG: WOW
CG: THAT IS
CC: 'slong as you dont get her gabbin
CG: THE LITERAL, EXACT FUCKING OPPOSIT-- OH WELL OKAY THAT'S THE SAME AT LEAST
CC: yeah i figured you guys aint gonna be clones personality wise
CC: #know my ancestor isn't, an kankri knew his wasnt
CC: #tho from what i hear zahhaks was pmuch just him on hoofbeast steroids
CG: GROSS.
CC: #gross can be applied to any zahhak and you got yourself a true statement
CG: AND THANK FUCK FOR THAT UNIVERSAL CONSTANT
CG: A WORLD IN WHICH A ZAHHAK SHOWS UP, CLEAN, DRY, AND BEARABLE, IS A WORLD TOO TOPSY TURVY AND STRAIGHT UP FUCKED UP FOR ME TO CONTINUE EXISTING IN
CG: I WOULD HAVE TO SPONTANEOUSLY IMPLODE IN A POOF OF RAGE
CC: #poof of rage
CC: #worst class and aspect combo
CC: tell me thats your makaras class
CG: HE'S A BARD.
CC: oh like clampora
CG: YEAH, I GUESS.
CG: EXCEPT REPLACE THE DOUCHEY LEATHER JACKET WITH COMPLETE PSYCHOSIS
CC: wut
CC: dang
CC: our makaras pretty chill
CC: #specially when he and leijon been smokin nip
CG: YEAH GAMZEE WAS OKAY WHEN HE WAS STUFFING OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF SOPOR DOWN HIS THROAT LIKE A PITCHSTUD STUFFING BULGES BUT
CG: UGH.
CG: IF HE'S GOT SOMETHING THAT'S KEEPING HIM IN HAPPY GO LUCKY MURDER FREE MODE, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T RUN THE FUCK OUT
CC: uh
CC: he only hits on the nip once in a while psure his normal chill is just
CC: normal
CC: #i mean hes even the low maintenance one in his pale pair
CG: WOW.
CG: ......WOW.
CC: i mean hes datin captor so thats pmuch an assured thing but still
CC: so wut happened to yours he went into withdrawl and went nuts?
CC: #does rehab not exist on your planet
CG: I GUESS??! I DON'T FUCKING -- WHAT THE HELL IS REHAB
CC: like rehab
CC: uh
CC: so like someones fucked up their brain with somefin
CC: so rehabs like medical shit that helps em get over it so they dont go psycho when they stop
CC: medicullers and therapy and ship
CG: WHY?
CC: so they dont get zoned out on drugs an ship all the time
CC: #highest use we got here is recreational so it aint really an issue
CC: #but like back before we killed everyone else
CG: NO I MEAN
CG: WHY WOULD YOU GO THROUGH ALL THAT EFFORT INSTEAD OF JUST CULLING THEM
CC: well cuz whoever culls em is gonna make em do rehab anyway?
CC: #part of the 'care and healing' of culling or some bullship like that
CG: NO I MEANT
CG: REAL CULLING NOT STUPID FAKE CUDDLING CULLING
CC: we aint got that
CC: plus didnt you say your dude was doped up 24/7
CG: YEAH
CC: why aintchu guys culled him yet then
CG: BEFORE HE WENT OFF THE SOPOR OR AFTER ?
CC: 'for
CC: and 'for the game
CC: since no ones krillin their teamates obvs
CG: BECAUSE NOBODY THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO GO SHITHIVE MAGGOTS IF HE STOPPED!
CC: man aint you seen them cheesy dont do drugs videos
CC: they all end with everyfin goin wrong once you get addicted
CC: #captor and i made a video of us dubbin one of those terribubble things once
CC: #wish i still had it
CG: THAT SOUNDS ATROCIOUS
CC: #oh no my drinkin has lead to gamblin which led to me losin my hive and scuttlebuggy where will it end and why do i still got the same tailored suit i was wearin in the begining youd think thatd go first
CC: if you cant rip on bad movies what can you do with them
CC: #sure as hell not learnin
CC: #all reefer madness did was remind me to get a shelfie by the great reefs
CG: I GUESS
CC:i know your worlds all kickass and murdertimes but tell me you guys still made fun a bad movies
CG: I MEAN, THE PART OF THE REPRODUCTIVE SCHOOLFEEDING THAT'S MEANT TO HYPE YOU UP FOR YOUR FILIAL DUTY IS PRETTY FUCKING BAD
CC: ahaha yessss
CC: that ship was the worst
CC: all hyping up like they was gonna show you somefin you never seen before an all they do is pull out a bucket for 5 seconds
CC: as if we didnt have the internet
CG: FUCK, RIGHT? SO MUCH BULLSHIT RAH-RAH-RAH, LIKE ANYBODY EVER GAVE A FUCK ABOUT THEIR *CONTRIBUTION TO THE EMPIRE* MID-PAIL
CC: ours had the worst actors
CG: AND THIS FUCKING ACTORTURER WHOSE LIFE HAS CLEARLY DISSOLVED INTO AN ENDLESS SERIES OF DIAPPOINTMENTS AND SHITTY SCHOOLFEEDING ROLES TRYING TO PLAY OFF HIS 2 MINUTE, POORLY DEVELOPED CHARACTER AS A BIG HERO
CC: an like no one would stop gigglin cuz for some reason they got like the biggest highblood they could find and the only lowblood they could get was like this teeny tiny burgandly and like u know someone making the video had a fetish
CC: #or they were tryin to be multicultural or glubever but that aint how it came across
CC: oh man did yours make you watch grubs hatchin
CC: #like why
CG: EW
CG: NO
CC: #what was the point of that scene
CG: WHY THE FUCK
CG: THAT'S JADEBLOOD SHIT
CC: #we aint ever gonna see that in real life unless we jade
CC: i think they just didnt want to make specific videos
CC: so they covered it all
CG: I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THEY'D GET CAMERADRONES INTO THE CAVERNS ANYWAY
CC: in one longass shitty one
CC: i dunno
CC:give a jade a camera
CC: tell them to film some stuff?
CC: #of course if you give a jade a camera they'll want to film a blog about social justice
CC: #i mean her vids are better than kankris which is another thing captor and i dub over
CC: #but still damn girl maybe take some off timei
CG: HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE EVEN MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THAT SHIT
CG: WOULDN'T THE OVERWHELMING DESIRE TO PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE STRIKE MID-VIDEO?
CC: youd think but kankri seems to want to push the limits of how punchable a face can get
CC: aint like he gets a lotta hits
CC: #tho one time we took one of his videos and switched out the audio with an anime
CC: #and made a bunch of fake subttiles
CC: #'ranting east beforan mutant talks about how great milkshakes are' got over 200000 hits before anyone realized it was fake
CG: JEGUS
CC: #of course a shitload of those hits were captor trying to reach a big round 2 number
CG: OF COURSE.
CG: IS ANYONE SURPRISED?
CG: I REMAIN COMPLETELY UNSURPRISED.
CC: still gotta a lotta ones he swears werent his clickbots
CC: least before kankri got our grubtube account pulled
CG: LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
CC: pmuch
CC: think he was just pissy we got more attention than any of his vids
CC: #or that we claimed the guy in our video was named Kidzbop Bulgedoodle
CC: #the world may never know
CG: BOTH. THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS FUCKING BOTH.
CG: WHY GET ANGRY ABOUT ONE THING WHEN MULTIPLE, SPARKLING LITTLE TREASURE TROVES OF ANGER ARE AVAILABLE??
CC: botha those would be better than what he told the grubtube folks
agoCC: that we were 'violatin his intilectual property'
agoCC: #gotta lotta works for kankri
agoCC: #intilectual aint one of em
agoCG: WHO GIVES A FUCK IF YOU STOLE HIS MOVIE?
agoCC: i know rite all we took was the video anyway
CC: didnt use any of his dumb words
CG: WHY THE SHIT WOULD GRUBTUBE EVEN CARE
CC: cuz their report sysems a buncha bullshit
CC: and you dont get the chance to defend yourself
CG: I
CG: WHAT
CC: like its supposed to be so movie makers an ship can report people who post bootlegs but
CC: it gets used by oversensitive assholes who dont get what parody is
CG: WHY WOULD ANYONE GIVE A SINGLE, FLAMING BAG OF DOGSHIT ABOUT BOOTLEGS?
CG: UNLESS YOU'RE WATCHING SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF YOUR CASTE ALLOWANCE
CC: cuuuz they wanna make money an if people pirate the films they aint payin to see it in theatre?
CC: wut
CC: ?????
CC: do they not sell movies for money on your world
CC: #tell me you aint got a glubbin socialist world
CC: #tell me you waint that awful
CG: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR THEM, YEAH, I GUESS
CG: BUT NOBODY GIVES A FUCK IF YOU BOOTLEG
CG: THE EMPIRE MAKES ALL THE MOVIES, IT'S KIND OF A MOOT DAMN POINT IF WRIGGLERS ARE DEDUCTING THEIR ALLOWANCES FOR MOVIES OR FOR SOPOR SUPPLIES
CC: then they dont know how crabtipalism works cod damn
CC: wut
CC: the empire makes all the movies
CC:#even the vines?!
CC:#a world without captor vines
CC:#is a world with less crotch related injury
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS A VINE
CC: sorta like mini homemade movie thing
CC: 's clips
CC: of people doin dumb or weird stuff
CG: SO NO, OBVIOUSLY, IF THEY'RE FUCKING HOMEMADE, THE EMPIRE DOESN'T PRODUCE THEM
CC: ok but like you dont got
CC: movie studios and ship
CG: THEY'RE JUST SHITTY LITTLE VIDEOS PEOPLE PUT ON GRUBTUBE AND LEAVE FOR THE WORLD TO HATE THEM FOR
CG: OBVIOUSLY!!!!
CG: THE FILMMAKING DIVISION OF THE FLEET IS A PRESTEGIOUS AND WELL-REGARDED FUCKING LEGION
CC: so dont that mean theres no competition
CC: like what do you do if they all suck
CG: YOU SUCK IT THE FUCK UP AND TRY TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO GET AN ENLISTMENT ON A FILM SHIP
CC: no i mean wut if the movies all glubbin suck
CC: wat if the fleet decides to go for artsy ship
CC: or does all remakes
CG: I'D ASSUME THE DIFFERENT CAPTAINS MAKE MOVIES TO THEIR OWN TASTES?
CG: BUT I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT THAT INTERESTED IN INTRA-FLEET FUCKING POLITICS
CC: wut so like you dont watch movies then
CC: like how do you support someone with your money
CC: if it all goes to the same place
CG: IF YOU BUY MOVIES
CG: INSTEAD OF BOOTLEGGING
CC: the movies all goes to the gluberment tho
CC: steada like
=CG: YOU AUTHORIZE THE ALLOWANCE PAYMENT FOR "TROLL TITANIC" OR "SHITTY SCI FI EXPLOSION MOVIE" OR WHATEVER YOU'RE WATCHING
CC: the studio that made it
CG: AND THOSE NUMBERS GET RECORDED, I GUESS, AND WHOEVER MAKES SUCCESSFUL MOVIES DOESN'T GET CULLED?
CC: ahaha they seriously cull the bad movie makers
CC: #harsh but fair
CC: #i saw shitty sci fi explosion movie
CG: IT WAS FUCKING AWFUL
CC: #didnt have a single boss as beach wearin a literal suit of money to relate to
CG: YEAH, THAT TOO
CC: so if anyone can use their allowance to pay whuted you mean by seein movies outside your allowance
CC: #some movies so expensive they take up your whole glubbin allowance?
CC: #cuz i wanna produce those
CG: IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING AWFUL PITTANCE, YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULD FEASIBLY BLOW THE MAJORITY OF YOUR MONTHLY ON SOME OBSCURE KINDS OF PORN
CC: #paying for porn
CC: #like there aint free samples everywhere
CG: YOU WANTED TO KNOW WHAT MOVIES WOULD TORCH THE BETTER PART OF A LOWBLOOD'S ALLOWANCE
CG: FUCKED UP PORN WOULD BE IT
CG: AGAIN, THOUGH, THAT'S WHAT FUCKING BOOTLEGS ARE FOR
CC: yeah an thats why grubtube takes em down
CC: #to keep the studios in their sweet sweet cash
CC: #all rollin around in it like Scrooge Mcquackbeast
CG: YEAH PRETTY MUCH
CC: so thats the epic tale of how kankri got our shitty videos of him pulled
CC: #thats one for the history books of our new universe
CG: BETTER THAN THE FUCKING STUPID SHIT ERIDAN SPEWS INTO HIS JOURNALS
CC: ???
CG: WRITING OUR NEW HISTORY APPARENTLY
CG: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
CC: wut
CC: you dont just write what you wanna become history
CC: gotta get out and actually do ship
CC: be so awesome others write boat you
CG: YEAH, THAT'S WHY I DON'T PAY ANY DAMN ATTENTION
CC: doubt it worked i dont remember readin any history boat clamporas ancestor
CG: YEAH DON'T TELL HIM THAT
CC: speakin boat that anyfin you wanna know boat the future
CG: FUCK NO
CC: or boat any of your descendents that aint kankri
CG: WHAT
CG: NO
CG: THERE'S MORE?!
CC: #and by that i mean descendent cuz i only know aboat the one
CG: OH FUCK OKAY
CG: DON'T
CG: JEGUS.
CC: if it helps he lead a cool rebellion
CC: #as cool as rebellions get when they aint that violent
CG: SOUNDS LIKE A MORON
CC: probubbly
CC: still changed laws and shit so he did more'n kankri will
CG: YEAH, I GUESS.
oCG: STILL.
CG: NOBODY NEEDED MY GENETIC GARBAGE IN THE SLURRY.
CC: pft
CC: so every couple a thousand sweeps there might pop up someone with the same blood who you hate
CC: mine does the same fin
CG: YEAH, AND IT'S FUCKING WEIRD AND UNSETTLING AND GROSS
CC: im must sayin it aint like there was a sudden upsurge in mutants or glubever so you aint puttin a plauge on trollkind
CG: WELL.
CG: OKAY. GOOD.
