ITR: Determine how fucked everyone is
Jul. 23rd, 2014 09:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gregorylangsdale posting in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
thisgamewasneverbetadITR:
If you have a moment, I have some questions that for one don't revolve around either frog breeding or the combined idiocy of our teammates.
CG:
HOLD THE FUCKING HANDHELD WIREBASED COMMUNICATION DEVICE, IT'S A 12TH PERIGEE MIRACLE.
WHAT'S UP.
ITR:
I've ordered a round of biscuits for the occasion.
CG:
WHAT THE HELL ARE BISCUITS.
ITR:
Sorry, 'cookies.'
CG:
...???
YES REPLACE ONE OBSCURE ALIEN TERM WITH ANOTHER, VERY HELPFUL
ITR:
Well, the latter is the one that the majority of my team is used to, so it seemed like a reasonable jump.
Baked, sugary pastries typically used in deserts.
CG:
OH
FOOD
OKAY.
ITR:
Regardless.
CG:
YEAH WHAT'S THE QUESTION
ITR:
Is CondescendingChum a member of your team?
CG:
NO
THANK FUCK. I NEED ANOTHER RECALITRANT ASSHOLE LIKE I NEED A GIANT HOLE IN MY SKULLBONE
ITR:
Has she contacted you yet?
CG:
NO?
WAIT WHO THE FUCK
ITR:
All right, well then assuming that this isn't some sort of elaborate yet subtly idiotic pank, she is claiming to be the leader of yet another session of trolls.
CG:
HOW IS SOME ASSHOLE NOT ON MY TEAM AND PRESUMABLY NOT ON YOUR TEAM GOING TO CONTACT ANYONE
ITR:
Specifically their princess.
CG:
WAIT WHAT
UH
WHAT
ITR:
My thoughts exactly.
Furthermore, the situation is even more obnoxiously confusing seeing as they share some of the same surnames as you.
CG:
***WHAT***
ITR:
Hence my thoughts as to why this is some sort of childish prank, albeit a ridiculously poorly thought out one.
CG:
DID YOU ASK STAN?
"PRETENDING TO BE STRANGE TROLLS TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE" IS A NEW FUN GAME HE'S DEVELOPED, APPARENTLY
ITR:
No, Stan is a goddamn idiot and I do not trust him with a damn thing anymore.
CG:
HAH SEE THIS IS WHY YOU'RE WORST HUMAN #1
AND HE IS A RANK BOIL ON THE ASS OF FAILURE
ITR:
Yes, well, his current plan before Kyle and I had to literally beat the shit out of him was to break space even further in an attempt to keep your team out of our session.
Ideally I would like to place him in a comfortable box with an assortment of gryphons where he can stay until the end of the game.
CG:
WOW, SOMEHOW I REMAIN ENTIRELY UNSURPRISED BY THE QUALITY OF THAT WHOLE PLAN
SO UNSURPRISED IN FACT I'VE ENTERED A PARADOXICAL STATE OF RELAXATION
ITR:
Anyhow, unless Kyle has somehow decided to help him around his computer troubles for god knows what reason, it isn't Stan.
CG:
ARE YOU SURE??
ITR:
I mean.
CG:
HE WAS PRETENDING TO BE A DIFFERENT TROLL A WHILE AGO
ITR:
Not for certain but I doubt it.
Wait, was he?
CG:
AND IT HAD TO BE HIM BECAUSE THIS THEORETICAL "TROLL" KNEW SOME INFORMATION THAT ISN'T
WHATEVER IT WAS DEFINITELY HIM
ITR:
Oh.
God damnit.
If Kyle was around I'd simply have him trace the damn message. Or track it or whatever it is that he does.
CG:
ANYWAY FEFERI WAS THE ONLY HEIRESS ALIVE ON ALTERNIA BEFORE IT EXPLODED ANYWAY, AT LEAST ACCORDING TO MY DIPSHIT MOIRAIL
ITR:
It does seem rather suspicious that a new group of twelve trolls has mysteriously entered the iconosphere today, many of whom share your last names.
Actually, she made a point of insisting that she was the only princess as well.
CG:
WELL. I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, THAT COULD BE POSSIBLE; LAST NAMES ARE CASTE RELATED.
ITR:
She mentioned that too.
CG:
TWO UNRELATED OLIVEBLOODS COULD HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME. JUST NOT THE SAME SIGN.
ITR:
Except that yours as a duplicate was impossible due to some sort of mutation restrictions that somehow do not apply to your hacker friend.
CG:
WH
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!:!?!??!!?
ITR:
What?
CG:
OKAY NO FIRST OF ALL
ITR:
I'm not pretending to understand your ridiculous cultural politics here.
CG:
FUCK YOU AND THE HORRIBLE HUMAN HOOFBEAST THAT CONVEYED YOU HERE, I'M NOT A MUTANT, WHAT THE SHIT.
ALSO SECONDLY NOW I'M ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SURE IT'S STAN
ITR:
What, because of the last name-mutation parallel? Why would that matter? Stan knows even less about your culture than Cartman.
CG:
ALSO DON'T GO AROUND THROWING ACCUSATIONS LIKE THAT AS THOUGH IT'S A FUCKING PARADE AND THEY'RE CONFETTI AND GRUBCORN!
NO
I
ITR:
Calm down.
Whatever is miffing you off, I really don't care.
CG:
I'M CALMER THAN A CORPSE, FUCK YOU.
FINE, FUCK, WHATEVER.
ITR:
If you're insisting that you aren't in fact a mutant (sorry, mutation? What is the proper social terminology for this?), is this some sort of dire slander on your planet?
CG:
JEGUS FUCKING ASSWORMS, SAVE ME FROM ALIENS. OKAY. HAVING A MUTATION, OR BEING A GRUBFUCKING MUTANT, IS GENERALLY A ONE WAY TICKET TO THE SHARP END OF A CULLING FORK UNLESS YOU (SOLLUX) HAVE OTHER SIGNIFICANT USEFUL QUALITIES (PSIONICS).
ITR:
Ah.
So you do not in fact have what society traditionally views as 'useful qualities'?
CG:
NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT ME!!!
ITR:
Fine.
God.
CG:
*GOOD*
ANYWAY. IF THIS THEORETICAL PRINCESS WAS SLINGING AROUND ACCUSATIONS OF MUTATION ONTO OTHERWISE PERFECTLY INNOCENT AND BELEAGUERED TROLL HATELEADERS LIKE MYSELF
ITR:
Well then, either Stan is a fucking idiot and I am going to smash his face into the floor yet again, or one of CC's teammates is in fact that sort of mutant. 'She' has also insisted that she has a hacker and a winged troll.
CG:
YOU MEAN A GOD TIER
ITR:
And a 'rad girl', whatever the hell that means.
No, she simply said winged brown blood.
CG:
WELL TROLLS DON'T HAVE WINGS UNLESS WE HIT GOD TIER
THEY HAVEN'T SINCE BEFORE THE EMPRESS ASCENDED AND FUCK ONLY KNOWS HOW LONG THAT WAS
"SHE" SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLETE MORON
ITR:
Hah.
Likely.
CG:
WHO THE FUCK USES 'RAD' IN ANY KIND OF SERIOUS ATTEMPT AT COMMUNICATION
ITR:
The entire conversation was a melting pot of chav slang, to be honest.
CC:
they told you about me?
yeah im the boss princess that dont let anything stand in her way and all my fronds shrimpudent commoners
if i hadnt abdicated like a baws
CG:
SEADWELLERS, JEGUS.
THEY ALL TALK LIKE THAT
ITR:
So it's not just your boyfriend who makes the mindblowingly obnoxious puns?
Assuming this isn't Stan, of course.
CG:
NO, THE WHOLE FUCKING ACCENT IS RIFE WITH HIDEOUS ABOMINATIONS AGAINST THE IDEA OF WORDS
IT'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD IMITATION.
ONE BEGRUDGING, ILLFORMED, HALF SCRAWLED POINT FOR STAN MARSH, I GUESS.
ITR:
Out of curiosity, why don't we simply settle this scooby doo esque mystery, and have your friend pull his internet access?
I'm assuming that is a thing he and Kyle can do, right?
CG:
YEAH, ACTUALLY.
CG:
SOLLUX SAYS IT'S A THIRD SESSION
ITR:
Really.
CG:
WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY THE WORST FUCKING THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO HIM, PERSONALLY.
ITR:
I fail to see why, but all right.
CG:
SHE'S STILL NOT ACTUALLY AN HEIRESS
ITR:
As a note, apparently they have only recently just joined. They're unaware of most of the game's mechanics, including frog breeding.
CG:
HEIRESSES HATCH EVERY FEW HUNDRED YEARS MINIMUM. IT'S PROBABLY SOME JUMPED UP VIOLETBLOOD THINKING SHE'S HOT SHIT
ITR:
Ah. So are you assuming that she's also lying about her teammates?
CG:
FUCKING FROGS
ITR:
In terms of one being named Vantas and one Zahhak.
CG:
JEGUS FUCK, THERE HAD *BETTER* NOT BE ANOTHER ZAHHAK
ITR:
Exactly what I said actually.
CG:
I WILL TAKE AN ACROBATIC FLIP OFF THE NEAREST AVAILABLE HANDLE
INTO SPACE
ITR:
Is it possible that they're related?
Cousins?
CG:
SCREAMING UNTIL I SUFFOCATE
ITR:
Or troll cousins.
CG:
IS A COUSIN LIKE A SISTER?
SAME LUSUS-ANCESTOR?
ITR:
Yes but a bit more removed. They would share a relative a few generations back.
CG:
UH.
BLUEBLOODS LIVE A REALLY LONG TIME. I GUESS IT'S POSSIBLE SOME OF THEM WOULD HAVE MULTIPLE DESCENDENTS AROUND AT THE SAME TIME.
MUCH TO EVERYONE'S COMPLETE DISGUST AND CHAGRINE
ITR:
She implied that he is a sweaty misery, so.
This is extremely unfortunate. Perhaps he isn't as bigoted as your intolerable teammate though.
CG:
ALL HIGHBLOODS ARE FUCKSTICKS.
ITR:
Ah.
She is apparently not fond of your relative either, but then again if she's lying about her position then we should take whatever she says with a grain of salt.
CG:
HE'S NOT MY FUCKING RELATIVE
IF THERE'S EVEN SOME ASSHOLE NAMED VANTAS IN THE FIRST PLACE AND IT'S NOT SOME
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
WEIRD PARADOXICAL JOKE.
ITR:
Well, extremely distant relation then.
Surnames were fairly common among humans, so you'd often have individuals with the same last name who weren't necessarily related in recent memory.
Or at all, I suppose.
CG:
YEAH OBVIOUSLY BUT
SHIT. OKAY, YEAH, FINE, THERE'S SOME FUCKSTICK WHO STOLE MY NAME OFF A REGISTRY SOMEWHERE LIKE AN IDIOT. POSSIBLE.
ANYWAY IF THEY'RE BLUNDERING AROUND LIKE MORONS AND HAVEN'T EVEN TAKEN THEIR HANDS AWAY FROM THEIR PROBABLY DISEASED GENITALS LONG ENOUGH TO START WORKING ON ACTUAL GAME SHIT, THEN
IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A VERY CREDIBLE THREAT
ITR:
Well, again, she implied that they'd only thus begun.
But that they were going to obviously win immediately.
Right.
CG:
HA
HA HA HA
HA HA.
ALSO A FINAL HAH.
ITR:
Exactly.
CG:
UNLESS HER TEAM SOMEHOW SUCKED UP ALL THE REMAINING COMPETENCE LEFT IN BOTH UNIVERSES, I FUCKING DOUBT IT.
AND THAT BRAND OF OVERCONFIDENCE PROVES THEY DIDN'T
SO GREAT, SOME TEAM OF ASSHOLES LED BY SOME OBNOXIOUS NOBLE FINLICKER PRETENDING TO BE ROYAL BANGING AROUND THE SESSIONS AND FALLING ALL OVER THEIR OWN INFLATED EGOS INTO VARIOUS PROSPITIAN WELLS TO DROWN
OH
FUCK, ARE THOSE THE EXTRA TOWERS?????
ITR:
Oh goddamnit.
Shit.
Well, there's one damn mystery solved.
Except Stan claimed they were housing doubles of your team.
Were there more than twelve extras?
CG:
DO YOU REALLY TRUST STAN TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUBTLE VARIATIONS IN TROLL HORNS AND FEATURES
I CAN'T TELL HALF OF YOU ASSHOLES APART, AND I'M AN ASTUTE AND INFORMED LEADER OF FUCKWITS
ITR:
Well, he seemed rather insistent about your dream body, and considering how damn obsessed with jeopardising our progress in the name of 'one-up'ing you he's been, I should hope he'd be able to recognise you by now.
But then again, true.
It's Stan.
CG:
ONE UPPING, JEGUS FUCK.
BUT NO, TO ANSWER THE MORE PERTINANT DAMN QUESTION, THERE'S 12 EXTRA TOWERS
ARE THERE TWELVE MORE TROLLS? FUCKING SHIT. SOLLUX ONLY PULLED TWO OTHER NAMES OFF HER TROLLIAN LIST
ITR:
She mentioned twelve, yes.
CG:
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT ANYONE NEEDED.
If you have a moment, I have some questions that for one don't revolve around either frog breeding or the combined idiocy of our teammates.
CG:
HOLD THE FUCKING HANDHELD WIREBASED COMMUNICATION DEVICE, IT'S A 12TH PERIGEE MIRACLE.
WHAT'S UP.
ITR:
I've ordered a round of biscuits for the occasion.
CG:
WHAT THE HELL ARE BISCUITS.
ITR:
Sorry, 'cookies.'
CG:
...???
YES REPLACE ONE OBSCURE ALIEN TERM WITH ANOTHER, VERY HELPFUL
ITR:
Well, the latter is the one that the majority of my team is used to, so it seemed like a reasonable jump.
Baked, sugary pastries typically used in deserts.
CG:
OH
FOOD
OKAY.
ITR:
Regardless.
CG:
YEAH WHAT'S THE QUESTION
ITR:
Is CondescendingChum a member of your team?
CG:
NO
THANK FUCK. I NEED ANOTHER RECALITRANT ASSHOLE LIKE I NEED A GIANT HOLE IN MY SKULLBONE
ITR:
Has she contacted you yet?
CG:
NO?
WAIT WHO THE FUCK
ITR:
All right, well then assuming that this isn't some sort of elaborate yet subtly idiotic pank, she is claiming to be the leader of yet another session of trolls.
CG:
HOW IS SOME ASSHOLE NOT ON MY TEAM AND PRESUMABLY NOT ON YOUR TEAM GOING TO CONTACT ANYONE
ITR:
Specifically their princess.
CG:
WAIT WHAT
UH
WHAT
ITR:
My thoughts exactly.
Furthermore, the situation is even more obnoxiously confusing seeing as they share some of the same surnames as you.
CG:
***WHAT***
ITR:
Hence my thoughts as to why this is some sort of childish prank, albeit a ridiculously poorly thought out one.
CG:
DID YOU ASK STAN?
"PRETENDING TO BE STRANGE TROLLS TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE" IS A NEW FUN GAME HE'S DEVELOPED, APPARENTLY
ITR:
No, Stan is a goddamn idiot and I do not trust him with a damn thing anymore.
CG:
HAH SEE THIS IS WHY YOU'RE WORST HUMAN #1
AND HE IS A RANK BOIL ON THE ASS OF FAILURE
ITR:
Yes, well, his current plan before Kyle and I had to literally beat the shit out of him was to break space even further in an attempt to keep your team out of our session.
Ideally I would like to place him in a comfortable box with an assortment of gryphons where he can stay until the end of the game.
CG:
WOW, SOMEHOW I REMAIN ENTIRELY UNSURPRISED BY THE QUALITY OF THAT WHOLE PLAN
SO UNSURPRISED IN FACT I'VE ENTERED A PARADOXICAL STATE OF RELAXATION
ITR:
Anyhow, unless Kyle has somehow decided to help him around his computer troubles for god knows what reason, it isn't Stan.
CG:
ARE YOU SURE??
ITR:
I mean.
CG:
HE WAS PRETENDING TO BE A DIFFERENT TROLL A WHILE AGO
ITR:
Not for certain but I doubt it.
Wait, was he?
CG:
AND IT HAD TO BE HIM BECAUSE THIS THEORETICAL "TROLL" KNEW SOME INFORMATION THAT ISN'T
WHATEVER IT WAS DEFINITELY HIM
ITR:
Oh.
God damnit.
If Kyle was around I'd simply have him trace the damn message. Or track it or whatever it is that he does.
CG:
ANYWAY FEFERI WAS THE ONLY HEIRESS ALIVE ON ALTERNIA BEFORE IT EXPLODED ANYWAY, AT LEAST ACCORDING TO MY DIPSHIT MOIRAIL
ITR:
It does seem rather suspicious that a new group of twelve trolls has mysteriously entered the iconosphere today, many of whom share your last names.
Actually, she made a point of insisting that she was the only princess as well.
CG:
WELL. I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, THAT COULD BE POSSIBLE; LAST NAMES ARE CASTE RELATED.
ITR:
She mentioned that too.
CG:
TWO UNRELATED OLIVEBLOODS COULD HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME. JUST NOT THE SAME SIGN.
ITR:
Except that yours as a duplicate was impossible due to some sort of mutation restrictions that somehow do not apply to your hacker friend.
CG:
WH
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!:!?!??!!?
ITR:
What?
CG:
OKAY NO FIRST OF ALL
ITR:
I'm not pretending to understand your ridiculous cultural politics here.
CG:
FUCK YOU AND THE HORRIBLE HUMAN HOOFBEAST THAT CONVEYED YOU HERE, I'M NOT A MUTANT, WHAT THE SHIT.
ALSO SECONDLY NOW I'M ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SURE IT'S STAN
ITR:
What, because of the last name-mutation parallel? Why would that matter? Stan knows even less about your culture than Cartman.
CG:
ALSO DON'T GO AROUND THROWING ACCUSATIONS LIKE THAT AS THOUGH IT'S A FUCKING PARADE AND THEY'RE CONFETTI AND GRUBCORN!
NO
I
ITR:
Calm down.
Whatever is miffing you off, I really don't care.
CG:
I'M CALMER THAN A CORPSE, FUCK YOU.
FINE, FUCK, WHATEVER.
ITR:
If you're insisting that you aren't in fact a mutant (sorry, mutation? What is the proper social terminology for this?), is this some sort of dire slander on your planet?
CG:
JEGUS FUCKING ASSWORMS, SAVE ME FROM ALIENS. OKAY. HAVING A MUTATION, OR BEING A GRUBFUCKING MUTANT, IS GENERALLY A ONE WAY TICKET TO THE SHARP END OF A CULLING FORK UNLESS YOU (SOLLUX) HAVE OTHER SIGNIFICANT USEFUL QUALITIES (PSIONICS).
ITR:
Ah.
So you do not in fact have what society traditionally views as 'useful qualities'?
CG:
NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT ME!!!
ITR:
Fine.
God.
CG:
*GOOD*
ANYWAY. IF THIS THEORETICAL PRINCESS WAS SLINGING AROUND ACCUSATIONS OF MUTATION ONTO OTHERWISE PERFECTLY INNOCENT AND BELEAGUERED TROLL HATELEADERS LIKE MYSELF
ITR:
Well then, either Stan is a fucking idiot and I am going to smash his face into the floor yet again, or one of CC's teammates is in fact that sort of mutant. 'She' has also insisted that she has a hacker and a winged troll.
CG:
YOU MEAN A GOD TIER
ITR:
And a 'rad girl', whatever the hell that means.
No, she simply said winged brown blood.
CG:
WELL TROLLS DON'T HAVE WINGS UNLESS WE HIT GOD TIER
THEY HAVEN'T SINCE BEFORE THE EMPRESS ASCENDED AND FUCK ONLY KNOWS HOW LONG THAT WAS
"SHE" SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLETE MORON
ITR:
Hah.
Likely.
CG:
WHO THE FUCK USES 'RAD' IN ANY KIND OF SERIOUS ATTEMPT AT COMMUNICATION
ITR:
The entire conversation was a melting pot of chav slang, to be honest.
CC:
they told you about me?
yeah im the boss princess that dont let anything stand in her way and all my fronds shrimpudent commoners
if i hadnt abdicated like a baws
CG:
SEADWELLERS, JEGUS.
THEY ALL TALK LIKE THAT
ITR:
So it's not just your boyfriend who makes the mindblowingly obnoxious puns?
Assuming this isn't Stan, of course.
CG:
NO, THE WHOLE FUCKING ACCENT IS RIFE WITH HIDEOUS ABOMINATIONS AGAINST THE IDEA OF WORDS
IT'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD IMITATION.
ONE BEGRUDGING, ILLFORMED, HALF SCRAWLED POINT FOR STAN MARSH, I GUESS.
ITR:
Out of curiosity, why don't we simply settle this scooby doo esque mystery, and have your friend pull his internet access?
I'm assuming that is a thing he and Kyle can do, right?
CG:
YEAH, ACTUALLY.
CG:
SOLLUX SAYS IT'S A THIRD SESSION
ITR:
Really.
CG:
WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY THE WORST FUCKING THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO HIM, PERSONALLY.
ITR:
I fail to see why, but all right.
CG:
SHE'S STILL NOT ACTUALLY AN HEIRESS
ITR:
As a note, apparently they have only recently just joined. They're unaware of most of the game's mechanics, including frog breeding.
CG:
HEIRESSES HATCH EVERY FEW HUNDRED YEARS MINIMUM. IT'S PROBABLY SOME JUMPED UP VIOLETBLOOD THINKING SHE'S HOT SHIT
ITR:
Ah. So are you assuming that she's also lying about her teammates?
CG:
FUCKING FROGS
ITR:
In terms of one being named Vantas and one Zahhak.
CG:
JEGUS FUCK, THERE HAD *BETTER* NOT BE ANOTHER ZAHHAK
ITR:
Exactly what I said actually.
CG:
I WILL TAKE AN ACROBATIC FLIP OFF THE NEAREST AVAILABLE HANDLE
INTO SPACE
ITR:
Is it possible that they're related?
Cousins?
CG:
SCREAMING UNTIL I SUFFOCATE
ITR:
Or troll cousins.
CG:
IS A COUSIN LIKE A SISTER?
SAME LUSUS-ANCESTOR?
ITR:
Yes but a bit more removed. They would share a relative a few generations back.
CG:
UH.
BLUEBLOODS LIVE A REALLY LONG TIME. I GUESS IT'S POSSIBLE SOME OF THEM WOULD HAVE MULTIPLE DESCENDENTS AROUND AT THE SAME TIME.
MUCH TO EVERYONE'S COMPLETE DISGUST AND CHAGRINE
ITR:
She implied that he is a sweaty misery, so.
This is extremely unfortunate. Perhaps he isn't as bigoted as your intolerable teammate though.
CG:
ALL HIGHBLOODS ARE FUCKSTICKS.
ITR:
Ah.
She is apparently not fond of your relative either, but then again if she's lying about her position then we should take whatever she says with a grain of salt.
CG:
HE'S NOT MY FUCKING RELATIVE
IF THERE'S EVEN SOME ASSHOLE NAMED VANTAS IN THE FIRST PLACE AND IT'S NOT SOME
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
WEIRD PARADOXICAL JOKE.
ITR:
Well, extremely distant relation then.
Surnames were fairly common among humans, so you'd often have individuals with the same last name who weren't necessarily related in recent memory.
Or at all, I suppose.
CG:
YEAH OBVIOUSLY BUT
SHIT. OKAY, YEAH, FINE, THERE'S SOME FUCKSTICK WHO STOLE MY NAME OFF A REGISTRY SOMEWHERE LIKE AN IDIOT. POSSIBLE.
ANYWAY IF THEY'RE BLUNDERING AROUND LIKE MORONS AND HAVEN'T EVEN TAKEN THEIR HANDS AWAY FROM THEIR PROBABLY DISEASED GENITALS LONG ENOUGH TO START WORKING ON ACTUAL GAME SHIT, THEN
IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A VERY CREDIBLE THREAT
ITR:
Well, again, she implied that they'd only thus begun.
But that they were going to obviously win immediately.
Right.
CG:
HA
HA HA HA
HA HA.
ALSO A FINAL HAH.
ITR:
Exactly.
CG:
UNLESS HER TEAM SOMEHOW SUCKED UP ALL THE REMAINING COMPETENCE LEFT IN BOTH UNIVERSES, I FUCKING DOUBT IT.
AND THAT BRAND OF OVERCONFIDENCE PROVES THEY DIDN'T
SO GREAT, SOME TEAM OF ASSHOLES LED BY SOME OBNOXIOUS NOBLE FINLICKER PRETENDING TO BE ROYAL BANGING AROUND THE SESSIONS AND FALLING ALL OVER THEIR OWN INFLATED EGOS INTO VARIOUS PROSPITIAN WELLS TO DROWN
OH
FUCK, ARE THOSE THE EXTRA TOWERS?????
ITR:
Oh goddamnit.
Shit.
Well, there's one damn mystery solved.
Except Stan claimed they were housing doubles of your team.
Were there more than twelve extras?
CG:
DO YOU REALLY TRUST STAN TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUBTLE VARIATIONS IN TROLL HORNS AND FEATURES
I CAN'T TELL HALF OF YOU ASSHOLES APART, AND I'M AN ASTUTE AND INFORMED LEADER OF FUCKWITS
ITR:
Well, he seemed rather insistent about your dream body, and considering how damn obsessed with jeopardising our progress in the name of 'one-up'ing you he's been, I should hope he'd be able to recognise you by now.
But then again, true.
It's Stan.
CG:
ONE UPPING, JEGUS FUCK.
BUT NO, TO ANSWER THE MORE PERTINANT DAMN QUESTION, THERE'S 12 EXTRA TOWERS
ARE THERE TWELVE MORE TROLLS? FUCKING SHIT. SOLLUX ONLY PULLED TWO OTHER NAMES OFF HER TROLLIAN LIST
ITR:
She mentioned twelve, yes.
CG:
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT ANYONE NEEDED.
