CA: Keep on Mopin

[amporaeridan]

-- carcinoGenecticist [CG] started trolling caligulasAquarium [CA] --

CG:
WHAT'S UP, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
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still mad at sol
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YEAH I FIGURED.
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and howw fuckin ridiculous it is that i fell as deep as I did only for us to end up this wway
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I wwant to knoww wwhen and howw hes goin to make it up to me
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or if he is
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YOU WANT ME TO ASK HIM?
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maybe
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EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE FUCK THAT ASHEN SHIT
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he's goi- then wwhy did you glubbin offer
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AND WE'RE ALSO FOLLOWING PROPER HATEFRIEND CODE AND NOT TALKING ABOUT IT IN FAVOR OF ACTUALLY DOING THIS DUNGEON
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oh so he's wwith you
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I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D AGREE
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see this is wwhy I wwanted to wwrite letters
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YEAH
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HE WANTED TO LEVEL UP
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I dont wwant you doin ash shit
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WE'RE LEVELING.
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wwell it's all happy fun land wwhere you are aint it
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howw glubbin nice for you
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NO IT'S A MASSIVE FUCKING PAIN IN THE GLUTES
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BUT IT NEEDS TO GET DONE.
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS ANYWAY
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is aNyfin actually gettin done
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you seem annoyed
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do you havve to hold his prong
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NO, IT'S JUST SLOW
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MOSTLY BECAUSE HE'S AN INTOLERABLE SHITBAG WHO CAN'T REIGN IN THE SASS IN THE INTERESTS OF ASSKICKING
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stop you're makin me miss him again
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YEAH, I'LL SHUT THE FUCK UP
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howw can that fuck be sassy about anyfin wwhen he can't hit a fuckin growlbeast humpin his leg
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cod hes deplorable
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YEAH, YEAH, WHAT A CRIME AGAINST TROLLKIND. THE SHEER FUCKING GALL OF IT.
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HE'S DOING OKAY
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BETTER THAN A HUMPING BARKBEAST AT LEAST
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wwhatevver I'm shore he is
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RIGHT. SO BEFORE THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION GETS DRAGGED INTO THE AWFUL MORASS OF AWKWARD,
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I THINK I'M GOING TO GO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT LOUDMOUTH NUBBY FUCK. FOR WHAT HE DID IN THE MEMO AND ALSO JUST FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE.
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im all for it
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one hundred fuckin percent
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youre the betta vvantas anywawy
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NO SHIT
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MY HALF-ROTTED CORPSE IS A BETTA VANTAS.
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i mean he did slap you
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wwhile dead
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that's pretty hard core
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YEAH, FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
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UGH.
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best them all kar
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provve yourself wworthy a the mutant king title
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THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING EVER UTTERED, BY ANYONE OR ANYTHING, IN ANY UNIVERSE. CONGRATULATIONS. I SHOULD MAKE YOU A CERTIFICATE.
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isn't that wwhat this is about
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SAYING DUMB SHIT? YEAH, I GUESS, IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AT IT LIKE THAT. BEING SO COMPLETELY DUMB IT STRIKES EVERY WITNESS SPEECHLESS AND NAUSEAS
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HEY SO WHENEVER WE DRAG OUR HIDEOUS GLUTES PASS THIS BOSS
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DO YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER AGAIN?
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I do wwant to see you again
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its been hard motivvatin me to do anyfin
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I just keep thinkin about his dumb face
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and howw much I hated and obsessed ovver him
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since 5 swweeps
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I THOUGHT IT WAS SIX
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AFTER YOUR FARCE OF AN ATTEMPT AT A DIAMOND RIGHTFULLY EXPLODED IN YOURNFACEM
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thats wwhen it got nasty
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i started hearing rumours about the crazy powwerful psiioniic that vvris exploited before that happened
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JEGUS. YEAH, WHAT A FANTASTIC FUCKING INTRODUCTION
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wwhen I heard about him I kneww then and there he'd be the conscript id seek out to powwer my fuckin ship
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and then wwhen I heard he wwent flush wwith fef
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I wwas done
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YEAH, I REMEMBER
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ENTIRE FUCKING SWEEPS OF BULLSHIT
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ENTIRE SWEEPS OF YOU NOT ADMITTING SHIT, TOO.
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i wwas so in denial
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you hear about captains gettin into quadrants wwith their helmsman but thats so fuckin taboo
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"wwhat a movvin targets too hard for you"
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or
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"yeah they can't run awway from your advvances can't they"
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givvin your heart or spade to nothin more than a tool
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NOT TOO TABOO TO MAKE PORN OF
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wwell that's just fantasy shit
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they made porn a aNyfin these days
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anywway
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that's wwhat ivve been thinkin about wwhen im by my lonesome
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the progression a him and i and howw thrillin it felt knowwin he hated me as much as i hated him
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HATED OR HATES
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DID HE SAY
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hates
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i knoww he still does, i knoww i still do
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i just can't see him again
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UH HUH.
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uh huh wwhat
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don't play koi wwith me kar
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SO YOU HATE HIM AND HE HATES YOU
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AND YOU MISS HIM
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AND STILL WANT TO BE SPADES WITH HIM
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yes
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but I can't see him again
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BUT SEEING THE GROSS AWFUL MONSTROSITY HE'S BECOME WILL INSTANTLY RUIN EVERYTHING EVER.
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HUH WOW THAT SURE DOES SOUND LIKE A FAMILIAR SITUATION!!!!!!
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not if he's still a pathetic lamelobe
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wwait
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kar thats fuckin different and you knoww it
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YEAH, IT'S SUPER FUCKING DIFFERENT. IT'S APPLES AND APPLE JUICE.
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pitch and pale are at opposite ends kar
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IT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHICH FUCKING QUADRANT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!
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i admit i wwent ovverboard wwith you
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but here noww wwith sol
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hes the one wwith somefin to provve
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THE ISSUE IS INSTEAD OF BEING PATIENT AND THINKING THROUGH AN ALTERNATIVE GOD DAMN PLAN, YOU FLY OFF THE HOOK AND THEN SPEND WEEKS MAKING YOURSELF AS DELIBERATELY MISERABLE AS POSSIBLE
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if he hates me as much as i hate him he will provve hes still my equal
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WELL GREAT THEN!!
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PROBLEM FUCKING SOLVED, DUMBFUCK.
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that's the only plan there should be
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i could give him a time frame
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YOU COULD HAVE THROWN DOWN THAT PARTICULAR ARMORED HAND GARMENT WITHOUT INITIATING A GROSS AND AWFUL BREAK UP
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BUT HEY, ALL'S FUCKING WELL THAT ENDS WELL
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fuck
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maybe ill throww him a line and see if I hook him into it
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set a date
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TALKING LIKE POST-MOLT ADULTS IS A HUGE FUCKING STEP, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE READY FOR THAT
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fuck you kar
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i kneww wwhat I wwas doin I wwas just upset and feelin sorry for myself
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****EXACTLY****
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fine ill sea if wwe can set a date so that wwe don't havve to say wwere actually broken up
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only after he fails again wwill that ship sail
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AND NEXT TIME YOU'RE TRYING TO DROWN YOURSELF IN A SALTY POOL OF YOUR OWN SELF-PITYING TEARS??
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also fine yes I should havve probably glubbed you up before I messaged him
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YEAH.
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THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR, YOU POMPOUS JERK.
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DON'T RUN OFF AND LEAVE ME OUT OF THE LOOP LIKE THAT, OKAY?
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oh wwhatevver its not like only last wweek did you agree to finally let me in to the vvast inner wworkins a your self loathin
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THAT'S DIFFERENT.
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shore
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anywway I sent him somefin
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lets sea if he replies
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I evven called it "second chance" hes got to bite
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i knoww I think hell flip his fuckin shit
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ugh im sittin on the edge a my seat here
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DON'T RUN YOURSELF INTO A STRAIGHT LEAP OFF THE HANDLE OVER IT.
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I'M GOING TO COME OVER AND BRING TROLL DOWNTON ABBEY.
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thanks I need a distraction
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NO PROBLEM
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I wwant to do somefin special soon
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I havvent thought a wwhat but make shore you havve the ring on you
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JEGUS.
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YEAH I'LL JUST DOUBLE CHECK THE THING I DON'T TAKE OFF IS WITH ME.
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I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.
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good