TA: Come to an agreement
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thisgamewasneverbetadCT:
D--> Captor, I am going to pick up my cyborg
D--> By which I mean Nepeta will be going to pick up my cyborg
D--> I have recently aquired the habit of
D--> Tidying up
D--> And I have heard your hive is a mess and I do not wish to waste my time compulsively cleaning while there
CT:
D--> Erm
D--> Captor
TA:
yeah what'2 up?
ii haven't heard from your tran2lu2cent glute2 for a whiile ehehehehe.
CT:
D--> Yes
D--> Well if you've heard of my predicemant I'm sure you know why I need my cyborg back
TA:
oh fuck.
yeah okay.
CT:
D--> Really
D--> I assumed you w001d put up some manner of resistance
TA:
yeah ii'm not a biig enough grubbiing douchebag that ii'm goiing two leave your gho2tly na2tine22 out iin the proverbiial cold.
jegu2 fuck.
CT:
D--> Oh
D--> I'm not sure if I sh001d thank you as it is my stolen property in the first place
TA:
fuck that. ii programmed iit 2o iit'2 at lea2t half miine ehehehe.
ii'm ju2t beiing a magnanimou2 chump over here.
CT:
D--> You were paid to do so
D--> And it was my body
D--> It w001d be at least 90% mine
D--> But
D--> I say it is 100% mine
TA:
wow that'2 a pretty 2hiit number, check your math2, troll eiin2teiin.
maybe 66% your2.
TA:
hey how 2hould ii get thii2 na2ty tra2h over two you? ii2 there a gho2t fax 2erviice ii can dump red eq'2 ugly mug iinto?
CT:
D--> I was going to send Nepeta to get it
D--> Since I did not want my new
D--> Compulsions
D--> Taking over
TA:
uuuuuuuuuuuh.
liike what?
CT:
D--> Since my time as a sprite started I have felt urges
D--> Specifically to clean
D--> And I know for a fact your hive is filthy
CT:
D--> Hm
D--> I suppose I do not have to trade you your own cyborg now then
CT:
D--> I was worried I w001d have to use that frail thing if you had damaged my own cyborg too badly
TA:
wow way two turn your gho2t 2niffer up at my awe2ome generociity here.
waiit you mean you u2e my old body iin2tead?
holy 2hiit.
yeah do that.
CT:
D--> Well
D--> If I had no
D--> What
D--> No
D--> It is
TA:
that'd be grubfuckiing awe2eome.
CT:
D--> Yellow
D--> And
D--> Weak
TA:
eat a bag of bulge2, p2iioniic2 > mu2cleglob any day of the week.
CT:
D--> False
D--> And it is still
TA:
2eriiou2ly thiink about how awe2ome iit'd be.
CT:
D--> Yellow
TA:
yeah no 2hiit, that'2 the whole iidea behiind double matchiing.
come on iit'd be 2weet.
okay fiine ii'll make you a deal.
CT:
D--> What
TA:
ii'll 2hiip red eq over two you but iin return you have two hang out iin ta 2 for an hour.
CT:
D--> Uhm
D--> Is that
D--> Possible
D--> Can you unposess something after having posessed it
TA:
ii don't know, a2k aa.
you nubtool2 are the gho2t expert2 here.
CT:
D--> Hm
D--> I
D--> Will have to submit to being
D--> Frail
D--> And
CT:
D--> Goodness so close to the very bottom of the hemospectrum
D--> I
D--> If it is what I must do to
D--> Reclaim my own body I suppose I have no choice
D--> But to be degraded in such a way
TA:
ehehehehehehe holy 2hiit ye2.
YE2.
thii2 ii2 goiing two be awe2ome fuck.
CT:
D--> It will certainly be
D--> An e%perience
D--> One I will try to remain dry through
TA:
yeah a fuckiing amaziing ex
wow fuckiing no.
no gro22 2weatiing iin ta 2.
CT:
D--> I
D--> Do not know if my perspiration problem will effect a new body
D--> I think it was glandular
CT:
D--> Probably
D--> If I must bear the burdon of being
D--> Cast from my caste
D--> And wallowing in the muck and feeling mustard in my veins
TA:
ii don't giive a 2hiit iif the 2weatiing ii2 cau2ed by magiical moonbea2t riitual2, don't 2tiink up my 2pare. gro22.
CT:
D--> Very well
D--> I will keep it udderly hygenic
TA:
double gro22.
okay 2weet. you need two do thii2 on pro2piit p2.
CT:
D--> But your body is in my hive
TA:
yeah 2o briing iit over. iit'2 2tiill got p2iioniic2. a quiick triip two the moon ii2 a piiece of 2ugar loaf.
ii want full occular2 for maxiimum double enjoyment ehehehehe.
CT:
D--> Then this is to be a
D--> Display
D--> My shame visible to everyone
TA:
sure iif you want two put on a 2how iin front of the carapace2 or whatever.
CT:
D--> As you are calling the shots
D--> And have complete sway over me with your holding of my body
D--> I will do it
D--> If you command
TA:
look ii'm not runniing an urban fanta2y 2hiip here. ii ju2t want an hour two hiigh fiive my awe2ome iidentiical body. what'2 a guy got two do two make a dream come true here, jegu2 fuck.
yeah 2ure ii command iit.
CT:
D--> Hrk
D--> Very well
TA:
geniie me up a clone on the double.
CT:
D--> W001d you like it
D--> Now
TA:
hang on.
gotta piing captor two two 2ee iif he'2 around.
ii'm not goiing two be the bulgeliick who doe2n't iinviite hii2 hatchclone two a doubleparty ehehehe.
CT:
D--> Hrk
D--> Yes
D--> It will be a
D--> Mustard jamboree
TA:
holy 2hiit.
CT:
D--> Is that a thing lowb100ds a%ually do
TA:
what jamboree?
ii'm pretty 2ure jamboree ii2n't a grubbiing word, you nook2liing.
CT:
D--> Oh
D--> In lowb100d vernacular I suppose it w001d be
D--> Party
TA:
yeah you're goiing two have two get down and diirty wiith liinguii2tiic2 iif you're tryiing two pa22 a2 my double ehehehe.
CT:
D--> Goodness
D--> I will have to sully my vernac001ar
TA:
yeah get ready for a 2choolfeediing frenzy here.
CT:
D--> Will I be forced to
D--> Swear
D--> For your amusement
D--> Erm
D--> I hesitate to make this jocular conspirating of cohorts
D--> Awkward
D--> But the seadweller has messaged me
D--> And says you
D--> Kissed my body
D--> That didn't a%ually happen
D--> Did it
TA:
WHAT.
WOW.
holy fuckiing 2hiit why the grubbiing fuck would ii do that??
CT:
D--> Oh
D--> Good
D--> I was e%tremely uncomfortable with the notion
TA:
what the 2hiitiing fuckgrub2 diid he tell you??
CT:
D--> That you
D--> Did things
D--> After breaking up with the seadweller
TA:
dflskdjflskfdSDFSDF
TA:
pa2te that 2hiit 2tat.
he'2 feediing me a liine of hoofbea2t 2hiit.
CT:
CA:also sol might havve made otu wwith you
TA:
jegu2 fuck.
CT:
D--> It was rather straightforward
TA:
yeah not 2urprii2ed.
wow.
WOW.
actually change of plan2. you comiing two thii2 mutant fiight club?
CT:
D--> What
D--> Goodness
D--> I imagined I w001d but
CT:
D--> The image of them
D---> Bleeding
D--> Yes
D--> Yes I am coming
TA:
yeah okay that'2 way two much creep for one niight but 2ure.
we'll do thii2 freaky friiday 2wap there then.
CT:
D--> What
TA:
al2o ii order you two not talk two ed or let hiim touch you whiile iin my 2pare ehehehehe.
CT:
D--> What is a freaky friday- HRK
D--> I
D--> Very well
D--> I can abide by this
TA:
great.
CT:
D--> Rather easily
TA:
ehehehe.
thii2 ii2 goiing two be awe2ome.
CT:
D--> Is a freaky friday some kind of battle maneuver
D--> I believe I will not be terribally useful in my new body
D--> Er, in your old body
D--> In the body
TA:
freaky friiday ii2 a 2hiit a22 moviie for wiiggler2 and poopy douchefiin2.
CT:
D--> Oh
TA:
go a2k ed about iit, iit'2 hii2 favoriite.
no you'll be 2uper u2eful. iit'll be awe2ome.
CT:
D--> Very well
D--> I suppose I sh001d enter the body now
D--> For practice
TA:
uh waiit 2eriiou2ly?
you don't have two do that.
that'2 not an order or whatever the fuck you get off two.
CT:
D--> I simply wish to be able to walk normally
D--> Your legs seem unable to support a solid frame
D--> Which you do not have either
TA:
jegu2 fuck.
fiine, do whatever.
CT:
D--> Yes
TA:
ju2t don't wreck iit beforehand or whatever.
CT:
D--> I believe I shall
D--> Do whatever
D--> Captor, I am going to pick up my cyborg
D--> By which I mean Nepeta will be going to pick up my cyborg
D--> I have recently aquired the habit of
D--> Tidying up
D--> And I have heard your hive is a mess and I do not wish to waste my time compulsively cleaning while there
CT:
D--> Erm
D--> Captor
TA:
yeah what'2 up?
ii haven't heard from your tran2lu2cent glute2 for a whiile ehehehehe.
CT:
D--> Yes
D--> Well if you've heard of my predicemant I'm sure you know why I need my cyborg back
TA:
oh fuck.
yeah okay.
CT:
D--> Really
D--> I assumed you w001d put up some manner of resistance
TA:
yeah ii'm not a biig enough grubbiing douchebag that ii'm goiing two leave your gho2tly na2tine22 out iin the proverbiial cold.
jegu2 fuck.
CT:
D--> Oh
D--> I'm not sure if I sh001d thank you as it is my stolen property in the first place
TA:
fuck that. ii programmed iit 2o iit'2 at lea2t half miine ehehehe.
ii'm ju2t beiing a magnanimou2 chump over here.
CT:
D--> You were paid to do so
D--> And it was my body
D--> It w001d be at least 90% mine
D--> But
D--> I say it is 100% mine
TA:
wow that'2 a pretty 2hiit number, check your math2, troll eiin2teiin.
maybe 66% your2.
TA:
hey how 2hould ii get thii2 na2ty tra2h over two you? ii2 there a gho2t fax 2erviice ii can dump red eq'2 ugly mug iinto?
CT:
D--> I was going to send Nepeta to get it
D--> Since I did not want my new
D--> Compulsions
D--> Taking over
TA:
uuuuuuuuuuuh.
liike what?
CT:
D--> Since my time as a sprite started I have felt urges
D--> Specifically to clean
D--> And I know for a fact your hive is filthy
CT:
D--> Hm
D--> I suppose I do not have to trade you your own cyborg now then
CT:
D--> I was worried I w001d have to use that frail thing if you had damaged my own cyborg too badly
TA:
wow way two turn your gho2t 2niffer up at my awe2ome generociity here.
waiit you mean you u2e my old body iin2tead?
holy 2hiit.
yeah do that.
CT:
D--> Well
D--> If I had no
D--> What
D--> No
D--> It is
TA:
that'd be grubfuckiing awe2eome.
CT:
D--> Yellow
D--> And
D--> Weak
TA:
eat a bag of bulge2, p2iioniic2 > mu2cleglob any day of the week.
CT:
D--> False
D--> And it is still
TA:
2eriiou2ly thiink about how awe2ome iit'd be.
CT:
D--> Yellow
TA:
yeah no 2hiit, that'2 the whole iidea behiind double matchiing.
come on iit'd be 2weet.
okay fiine ii'll make you a deal.
CT:
D--> What
TA:
ii'll 2hiip red eq over two you but iin return you have two hang out iin ta 2 for an hour.
CT:
D--> Uhm
D--> Is that
D--> Possible
D--> Can you unposess something after having posessed it
TA:
ii don't know, a2k aa.
you nubtool2 are the gho2t expert2 here.
CT:
D--> Hm
D--> I
D--> Will have to submit to being
D--> Frail
D--> And
CT:
D--> Goodness so close to the very bottom of the hemospectrum
D--> I
D--> If it is what I must do to
D--> Reclaim my own body I suppose I have no choice
D--> But to be degraded in such a way
TA:
ehehehehehehe holy 2hiit ye2.
YE2.
thii2 ii2 goiing two be awe2ome fuck.
CT:
D--> It will certainly be
D--> An e%perience
D--> One I will try to remain dry through
TA:
yeah a fuckiing amaziing ex
wow fuckiing no.
no gro22 2weatiing iin ta 2.
CT:
D--> I
D--> Do not know if my perspiration problem will effect a new body
D--> I think it was glandular
CT:
D--> Probably
D--> If I must bear the burdon of being
D--> Cast from my caste
D--> And wallowing in the muck and feeling mustard in my veins
TA:
ii don't giive a 2hiit iif the 2weatiing ii2 cau2ed by magiical moonbea2t riitual2, don't 2tiink up my 2pare. gro22.
CT:
D--> Very well
D--> I will keep it udderly hygenic
TA:
double gro22.
okay 2weet. you need two do thii2 on pro2piit p2.
CT:
D--> But your body is in my hive
TA:
yeah 2o briing iit over. iit'2 2tiill got p2iioniic2. a quiick triip two the moon ii2 a piiece of 2ugar loaf.
ii want full occular2 for maxiimum double enjoyment ehehehehe.
CT:
D--> Then this is to be a
D--> Display
D--> My shame visible to everyone
TA:
sure iif you want two put on a 2how iin front of the carapace2 or whatever.
CT:
D--> As you are calling the shots
D--> And have complete sway over me with your holding of my body
D--> I will do it
D--> If you command
TA:
look ii'm not runniing an urban fanta2y 2hiip here. ii ju2t want an hour two hiigh fiive my awe2ome iidentiical body. what'2 a guy got two do two make a dream come true here, jegu2 fuck.
yeah 2ure ii command iit.
CT:
D--> Hrk
D--> Very well
TA:
geniie me up a clone on the double.
CT:
D--> W001d you like it
D--> Now
TA:
hang on.
gotta piing captor two two 2ee iif he'2 around.
ii'm not goiing two be the bulgeliick who doe2n't iinviite hii2 hatchclone two a doubleparty ehehehe.
CT:
D--> Hrk
D--> Yes
D--> It will be a
D--> Mustard jamboree
TA:
holy 2hiit.
CT:
D--> Is that a thing lowb100ds a%ually do
TA:
what jamboree?
ii'm pretty 2ure jamboree ii2n't a grubbiing word, you nook2liing.
CT:
D--> Oh
D--> In lowb100d vernacular I suppose it w001d be
D--> Party
TA:
yeah you're goiing two have two get down and diirty wiith liinguii2tiic2 iif you're tryiing two pa22 a2 my double ehehehe.
CT:
D--> Goodness
D--> I will have to sully my vernac001ar
TA:
yeah get ready for a 2choolfeediing frenzy here.
CT:
D--> Will I be forced to
D--> Swear
D--> For your amusement
D--> Erm
D--> I hesitate to make this jocular conspirating of cohorts
D--> Awkward
D--> But the seadweller has messaged me
D--> And says you
D--> Kissed my body
D--> That didn't a%ually happen
D--> Did it
TA:
WHAT.
WOW.
holy fuckiing 2hiit why the grubbiing fuck would ii do that??
CT:
D--> Oh
D--> Good
D--> I was e%tremely uncomfortable with the notion
TA:
what the 2hiitiing fuckgrub2 diid he tell you??
CT:
D--> That you
D--> Did things
D--> After breaking up with the seadweller
TA:
dflskdjflskfdSDFSDF
TA:
pa2te that 2hiit 2tat.
he'2 feediing me a liine of hoofbea2t 2hiit.
CT:
CA:also sol might havve made otu wwith you
TA:
jegu2 fuck.
CT:
D--> It was rather straightforward
TA:
yeah not 2urprii2ed.
wow.
WOW.
actually change of plan2. you comiing two thii2 mutant fiight club?
CT:
D--> What
D--> Goodness
D--> I imagined I w001d but
CT:
D--> The image of them
D---> Bleeding
D--> Yes
D--> Yes I am coming
TA:
yeah okay that'2 way two much creep for one niight but 2ure.
we'll do thii2 freaky friiday 2wap there then.
CT:
D--> What
TA:
al2o ii order you two not talk two ed or let hiim touch you whiile iin my 2pare ehehehehe.
CT:
D--> What is a freaky friday- HRK
D--> I
D--> Very well
D--> I can abide by this
TA:
great.
CT:
D--> Rather easily
TA:
ehehehe.
thii2 ii2 goiing two be awe2ome.
CT:
D--> Is a freaky friday some kind of battle maneuver
D--> I believe I will not be terribally useful in my new body
D--> Er, in your old body
D--> In the body
TA:
freaky friiday ii2 a 2hiit a22 moviie for wiiggler2 and poopy douchefiin2.
CT:
D--> Oh
TA:
go a2k ed about iit, iit'2 hii2 favoriite.
no you'll be 2uper u2eful. iit'll be awe2ome.
CT:
D--> Very well
D--> I suppose I sh001d enter the body now
D--> For practice
TA:
uh waiit 2eriiou2ly?
you don't have two do that.
that'2 not an order or whatever the fuck you get off two.
CT:
D--> I simply wish to be able to walk normally
D--> Your legs seem unable to support a solid frame
D--> Which you do not have either
TA:
jegu2 fuck.
fiine, do whatever.
CT:
D--> Yes
TA:
ju2t don't wreck iit beforehand or whatever.
CT:
D--> I believe I shall
D--> Do whatever
